Gillian Bissonnette Lurie
@gillianwrites.bsky.social
TV Writer/ the person you call when you find a stray cat/Collector of hobbies.
📍BOS ➡️ LA
📍BOS ➡️ LA
Doing a late night joke writing workshop tomorrow and the timing of it is just impeccable. A sweet little treat.
November 15, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Doing a late night joke writing workshop tomorrow and the timing of it is just impeccable. A sweet little treat.
South Park writers room must be insane right now.
August 30, 2025 at 7:57 AM
South Park writers room must be insane right now.
Seems like a fun time to log back into this app.
August 30, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Seems like a fun time to log back into this app.
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OUT TODAY! The heartwarming tale of a mutant fly henchman trying to find himself in the world and the toxic piece of shit villain that won’t let him go. Laugh. Cry. Rock out. Vomit. This comic will make you feel something.
The graphic novel TPB of BARFLY by @thekylestarks.bsky.social and @ryanbrowne.bsky.social is available NOW at your local comic shop!
“A grimy punk rock odyssey that answers the question “How much $#!% can one lackey eat before he says NO MORE?!”
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“A grimy punk rock odyssey that answers the question “How much $#!% can one lackey eat before he says NO MORE?!”
@pattonoswalt.bsky.social @blumjordan.bsky.social
April 2, 2025 at 2:13 PM
OUT TODAY! The heartwarming tale of a mutant fly henchman trying to find himself in the world and the toxic piece of shit villain that won’t let him go. Laugh. Cry. Rock out. Vomit. This comic will make you feel something.
If I you tell me what you do for work and I haven’t seen it actively portrayed in a TV show, please know that what I am picturing is Lumon from Severance.
March 29, 2025 at 12:43 AM
If I you tell me what you do for work and I haven’t seen it actively portrayed in a TV show, please know that what I am picturing is Lumon from Severance.
When I was younger I assumed I would get crows feet and “smile lines” as I age. Did not anticipate the giant “what the fuck lines” that are burning themselves into my forehead though.
March 28, 2025 at 9:59 PM
When I was younger I assumed I would get crows feet and “smile lines” as I age. Did not anticipate the giant “what the fuck lines” that are burning themselves into my forehead though.
Nothing quite like pulling the battery tab on a new tamagotchi.
March 22, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Nothing quite like pulling the battery tab on a new tamagotchi.
When I played field hockey in HS we had a team in our conference who had a boy on it. He played goalie and used it to prepare for ice hockey season where he also played goal. He was the odd occurrence that Title IX worked that way, usually…
Tommy Tuberville: "We're getting to a point where women and girls sports are getting ready to be extinct. Because already in states across this country, we have high school teams that are made up of totally boys participating against girls."
Where is this happening?
Where is this happening?
March 4, 2025 at 1:49 AM
When I played field hockey in HS we had a team in our conference who had a boy on it. He played goalie and used it to prepare for ice hockey season where he also played goal. He was the odd occurrence that Title IX worked that way, usually…
My social media feed is just an alternating mix of real news and satire news articles and they all just feel like the same thing and we really do live in the worst timeline.
March 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM
My social media feed is just an alternating mix of real news and satire news articles and they all just feel like the same thing and we really do live in the worst timeline.
Me reading any article about Gene Hackman’s death being considered suspicious enough to require a a thorough search and investigation.
I can’t be the only one who wants them to autopsy the dog, right?
I can’t be the only one who wants them to autopsy the dog, right?
a close up of a man 's face with his hands folded
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with his hands folded
media.tenor.com
March 2, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Me reading any article about Gene Hackman’s death being considered suspicious enough to require a a thorough search and investigation.
I can’t be the only one who wants them to autopsy the dog, right?
I can’t be the only one who wants them to autopsy the dog, right?
Helping someone with marketing for them film.
“You should reach out to Horace Mann, they might be interested in the film. Have you heard of Horace Mann?”
Ma’am, the school that inspired Horace Green in School of Rock? Of course I have.
“You should reach out to Horace Mann, they might be interested in the film. Have you heard of Horace Mann?”
Ma’am, the school that inspired Horace Green in School of Rock? Of course I have.
February 19, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Helping someone with marketing for them film.
“You should reach out to Horace Mann, they might be interested in the film. Have you heard of Horace Mann?”
Ma’am, the school that inspired Horace Green in School of Rock? Of course I have.
“You should reach out to Horace Mann, they might be interested in the film. Have you heard of Horace Mann?”
Ma’am, the school that inspired Horace Green in School of Rock? Of course I have.
Pouring one out for everyone who had bird flu jokes locked and loaded and now can’t use them.
February 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Pouring one out for everyone who had bird flu jokes locked and loaded and now can’t use them.
When republicans abbreviate “Make America Healthy Again” to
“MAHA!” This is what I think of.
“MAHA!” This is what I think of.
a person wearing a blue hat and glasses stands in front of a sign that says mah hah
ALT: a person wearing a blue hat and glasses stands in front of a sign that says mah hah
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2025 at 8:58 PM
When republicans abbreviate “Make America Healthy Again” to
“MAHA!” This is what I think of.
“MAHA!” This is what I think of.
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Oh no, the Chinese plagiarism machine might have plagiarized the American plagiarism machine
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Microsoft Probing If DeepSeek-Linked Group Improperly Obtained OpenAI Data
Microsoft Corp. and OpenAI are investigating whether data output from OpenAI’s technology was obtained in an unauthorized manner by a group linked to Chinese artificial intelligence startup DeepSeek, ...
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January 29, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Oh no, the Chinese plagiarism machine might have plagiarized the American plagiarism machine
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This is what we are all thinking when we read this, right?
January 29, 2025 at 6:11 AM
This is what we are all thinking when we read this, right?
He didn’t have to sponge off the government when he was a kid because the child labor laws weren’t as strict. That’s not a joke, just something this man legitimately thinks is a flex.
January 29, 2025 at 3:48 AM
He didn’t have to sponge off the government when he was a kid because the child labor laws weren’t as strict. That’s not a joke, just something this man legitimately thinks is a flex.
Either an owl has moved into our neighborhood or I am living inside a Bert Kreischer joke.
January 29, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Either an owl has moved into our neighborhood or I am living inside a Bert Kreischer joke.
One of the best bosses I’ve ever had. Congrats Mike!
After 9 years and more ups and downs than I can count, this show is at last a reality. Very excited to be working with the great Matt Claybrooks, and an amazing team of writers, animators and performers — especially the incredible Kevin Hart. deadline.com/2025/01/kevi...
Kevin Hart’s Childhood Inspires BET+ Adult Animated Series Co-Starring Wanda Sykes & Deon Cole
Kevin Hart's Childhood Inspires BET+ Adult Animated Series Co-Starring Wanda Sykes & Deon Cole
deadline.com
January 28, 2025 at 11:24 AM
One of the best bosses I’ve ever had. Congrats Mike!
When my dad calls he loves to tell me details about the weather where I am, then about the weather in all the places our friends and family live. Today I heard the air quality in every town he’s ever been too. It’s a weird little routine, but it might be my favorite old man thing that he does.
January 28, 2025 at 11:20 AM
When my dad calls he loves to tell me details about the weather where I am, then about the weather in all the places our friends and family live. Today I heard the air quality in every town he’s ever been too. It’s a weird little routine, but it might be my favorite old man thing that he does.
Really enjoying Barfly. A true bug for our time and place.
January 28, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Really enjoying Barfly. A true bug for our time and place.
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In the wake of the fires, LA production is hurting even more than before. People can’t afford to live here if there isn’t work here.
Sign our petition at the link in bio STAYinLA.org and share #STAYinLA widely. (And thank you to hireyoungprofessionals.com for designing our campaign!)
Sign our petition at the link in bio STAYinLA.org and share #STAYinLA widely. (And thank you to hireyoungprofessionals.com for designing our campaign!)
#StayinLA
Help Rebuild LA’s Production Industry
The Palisades and Eaton Fires have deepened the crisis for LA’s film/TV workers, small businesses, and families. We need emergency incentives to bring production ...
STAYinLA.org
January 23, 2025 at 6:08 PM
In the wake of the fires, LA production is hurting even more than before. People can’t afford to live here if there isn’t work here.
Sign our petition at the link in bio STAYinLA.org and share #STAYinLA widely. (And thank you to hireyoungprofessionals.com for designing our campaign!)
Sign our petition at the link in bio STAYinLA.org and share #STAYinLA widely. (And thank you to hireyoungprofessionals.com for designing our campaign!)
Living in the worst timeline is exhausting.
January 24, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Living in the worst timeline is exhausting.