Oh I could be so much hipper
And wear pants with a zipper
if I only had a waist

- The Middle Aged Scarecrow

@miriamjayaratna.bsky.social and @kathrynbaecht.bsky.social speak for all of us in this @mcsweeneys.net piece

www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/wel...

My superpower is that friends are never sure if I’m being sarcastic or serious.

Romantic texts from my husband of 25 years

Me rejoining Bluesky and finding my writer friends well entrenched here

Dusting off this app I joined in August 2023 and then forgot about to see if I need to be here.

I had so much fun writing this with @wendiaarons for The Belladonna !

thebelladonnacomedy.com/at-cover-you...

Here’s me in my Sukkah with two challahs reminding you to FEEL IT ON THE FIRST. I’m a breast cancer pre-vivor AND survivor who is understandably obsessed with breast cancer prevention. 🙌🏻

Oh great, now all I can think about is the Roman Empire.

It’s ok to quit a book or show you’re not enjoying, even if many others seem to be raving about it.

Life is short.

I would not be surprised if my phone served up a ‘memories’ photo montage set to sentimental music where all the pix are of cement pillars in parking lots with signs like “Orange Lot, Level 2, Row J” painted in a large, blocky font.

is WHAT??

I thought I didn’t have it in me to join one more social platform but here I am, learning new things about myself 🫠