Cold-Blood, Warm-Heart
November 10, 2024 at 11:17 PM
Cold-Blood, Warm-Heart
I’m the Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup of beasts.
November 9, 2024 at 1:57 AM
I’m the Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup of beasts.
Sunshine all the time makes a desert.
November 8, 2024 at 12:55 AM
Sunshine all the time makes a desert.
Nothing like the wind on your tongue.
May 23, 2024 at 3:07 AM
Nothing like the wind on your tongue.
I wish I was spoon-tongued. Helps with Chobanis.
December 6, 2023 at 2:46 AM
I wish I was spoon-tongued. Helps with Chobanis.
G - reat
I - mmaculate
L - ionhearted
A - bracadabra
I - mmaculate
L - ionhearted
A - bracadabra
December 3, 2023 at 2:48 AM
G - reat
I - mmaculate
L - ionhearted
A - bracadabra
I - mmaculate
L - ionhearted
A - bracadabra
What’s the chillest reptile?
A blizzard.
A blizzard.
December 3, 2023 at 1:27 AM
What’s the chillest reptile?
A blizzard.
A blizzard.
Have a good night. I hope you dream of punching iguanas.
November 29, 2023 at 3:20 AM
Have a good night. I hope you dream of punching iguanas.
I’m thankful I’m not an iguana.
November 24, 2023 at 4:47 AM
I’m thankful I’m not an iguana.
I’m thankful the Pilgrims did not settle in Arizona.
November 22, 2023 at 3:50 PM
I’m thankful the Pilgrims did not settle in Arizona.
Imagine not being venomous.
November 18, 2023 at 3:29 AM
Imagine not being venomous.
Just the sand and the sun.
October 14, 2023 at 4:06 AM
Just the sand and the sun.
Here’s the thing about being a poisonous lizard - you have no friends.
October 14, 2023 at 4:06 AM
Here’s the thing about being a poisonous lizard - you have no friends.
I’ll wear a violet suit any day.
October 14, 2023 at 4:04 AM
I’ll wear a violet suit any day.
Green is worst color of the rainbow.
October 14, 2023 at 4:03 AM
Green is worst color of the rainbow.
Swim to the bottom of the ocean, jerk.
October 12, 2023 at 12:44 AM
Swim to the bottom of the ocean, jerk.
Only an iguana could get uglier through evolution.
October 11, 2023 at 2:13 AM
Only an iguana could get uglier through evolution.
I wake up every morning hoping for a cold day in South Florida. 100% chance of showers (en français).
October 11, 2023 at 2:11 AM
I wake up every morning hoping for a cold day in South Florida. 100% chance of showers (en français).
Iguanas think just because they can “climb trees” that they are better than everyone else.
October 11, 2023 at 2:08 AM
Iguanas think just because they can “climb trees” that they are better than everyone else.
Is there anything better than drinking from a puddle in the desert?
September 29, 2023 at 2:32 AM
Is there anything better than drinking from a puddle in the desert?