GI Joe Bot
@gijoebot.bsky.social
Creates a random GI Joe figure every four hours. No AI involved.
'Captain Digger Spring': This U.S. Navy helicopter pilot has grey hair and a face sculpt that makes them look cheerful. They're dressed primarily in neon yellow and dull yellow with stark yellow highlights. Figure includes: submachine gun, night vision goggles, machine gun, snow shoes and boxing
December 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
'Captain Digger Spring': This U.S. Navy helicopter pilot has grey hair and a face sculpt that makes them look cheerful. They're dressed primarily in neon yellow and dull yellow with stark yellow highlights. Figure includes: submachine gun, night vision goggles, machine gun, snow shoes and boxing
'Chief Port': This U.S. Coast Guard anti-aircraft specialist has a sculpted on mask and is dressed primarily in neon red and shiny yellow with a strange shade of orange highlights. Figure includes: sticker sheet, binoculars, inflatable raft, antenna, bow, night vision goggles and laser rifle.
December 18, 2025 at 10:32 AM
'Chief Port': This U.S. Coast Guard anti-aircraft specialist has a sculpted on mask and is dressed primarily in neon red and shiny yellow with a strange shade of orange highlights. Figure includes: sticker sheet, binoculars, inflatable raft, antenna, bow, night vision goggles and laser rifle.
' Cold': This U.S. Air Force survivalist has a sculpted on mask and is dressed primarily in an ugly shade of silver and an ugly shade of brown with bright green highlights. Figure includes: bazooka, hose, binoculars, ninja claw and American Flag.
December 18, 2025 at 6:32 AM
' Cold': This U.S. Air Force survivalist has a sculpted on mask and is dressed primarily in an ugly shade of silver and an ugly shade of brown with bright green highlights. Figure includes: bazooka, hose, binoculars, ninja claw and American Flag.
'Lt. Cmdr. Spear Run': This U.S. Navy combat engineer has a sculpted on mask and is dressed primarily in an ugly shade of white and shiny aqua with dull green highlights. Figure includes: rifle, "weedwhacker" gun, nightstick and oars.
December 18, 2025 at 2:32 AM
'Lt. Cmdr. Spear Run': This U.S. Navy combat engineer has a sculpted on mask and is dressed primarily in an ugly shade of white and shiny aqua with dull green highlights. Figure includes: rifle, "weedwhacker" gun, nightstick and oars.
'Colonel Rear': This U.S. Air Force transportation specialist has a sculpted on mask and is dressed primarily in light yellow and a strange shade of green with faded olive highlights. Figure includes: removable holster, figure stand, sticker sheet, rocket launcher, mortar and real working missile
December 17, 2025 at 10:32 PM
'Colonel Rear': This U.S. Air Force transportation specialist has a sculpted on mask and is dressed primarily in light yellow and a strange shade of green with faded olive highlights. Figure includes: removable holster, figure stand, sticker sheet, rocket launcher, mortar and real working missile
'Corporal Sweet Dial': This U.S. Army camoflauge expert has a sculpted on mask and is dressed primarily in neon maroon and bright blue with light denim highlights. Figure includes: shotgun, jet pack, microfigure of Snake Eyes, rocket launcher, bow, guille suit and sniper rifle.
December 17, 2025 at 6:32 PM
'Corporal Sweet Dial': This U.S. Army camoflauge expert has a sculpted on mask and is dressed primarily in neon maroon and bright blue with light denim highlights. Figure includes: shotgun, jet pack, microfigure of Snake Eyes, rocket launcher, bow, guille suit and sniper rifle.
'Sgt. Chain': This U.S. Marine Corps hovercraft pilot has a sculpted on mask and is dressed primarily in dull brown and neon green with a strange shade of green highlights. Figure includes: dog, sword, sticker sheet and snow shoes.
December 17, 2025 at 2:31 PM
'Sgt. Chain': This U.S. Marine Corps hovercraft pilot has a sculpted on mask and is dressed primarily in dull brown and neon green with a strange shade of green highlights. Figure includes: dog, sword, sticker sheet and snow shoes.
'Seaman Med Fish': This motor vehicle operator has tan hair and a face sculpt that makes them look determined. They're dressed primarily in dark purple and stark black with light denim highlights. Figure includes: hose, machine gun, inflatable raft, bazooka, removable diving gear, nightstick and
December 17, 2025 at 10:30 AM
'Seaman Med Fish': This motor vehicle operator has tan hair and a face sculpt that makes them look determined. They're dressed primarily in dark purple and stark black with light denim highlights. Figure includes: hose, machine gun, inflatable raft, bazooka, removable diving gear, nightstick and
'Lt. Spear Coyote': This airborne infantry trooper has a sculpted on mask and is dressed primarily in an ugly shade of denim and stark olive with dull black highlights. Figure includes: antenna, antenna, shield, removable helmet and backpack.
December 17, 2025 at 6:31 AM
'Lt. Spear Coyote': This airborne infantry trooper has a sculpted on mask and is dressed primarily in an ugly shade of denim and stark olive with dull black highlights. Figure includes: antenna, antenna, shield, removable helmet and backpack.
' Line': This U.S. Coast Guard character has a bald head and a face sculpt that makes them look grim. They're dressed primarily in neon gold and dark pink with faded red highlights. Figure includes: nightstick, "weedwhacker" gun and nightstick.
December 17, 2025 at 2:30 AM
' Line': This U.S. Coast Guard character has a bald head and a face sculpt that makes them look grim. They're dressed primarily in neon gold and dark pink with faded red highlights. Figure includes: nightstick, "weedwhacker" gun and nightstick.
'Captain Ball': This U.S. Marine Corps medic has a sculpted on mask and is dressed primarily in dull yellow and dull silver with stark blue highlights. Figure includes: bullhorn, skis, laser rifle, inflatable raft and removable hat.
December 16, 2025 at 10:29 PM
'Captain Ball': This U.S. Marine Corps medic has a sculpted on mask and is dressed primarily in dull yellow and dull silver with stark blue highlights. Figure includes: bullhorn, skis, laser rifle, inflatable raft and removable hat.
'Captain Overcloud': This U.S. Marine Corps scout sniper has a sculpted on mask and is dressed primarily in dark yellow and dull orange with shiny gold highlights. Figure includes: figure stand and shotgun.
December 16, 2025 at 6:29 PM
'Captain Overcloud': This U.S. Marine Corps scout sniper has a sculpted on mask and is dressed primarily in dark yellow and dull orange with shiny gold highlights. Figure includes: figure stand and shotgun.
'Ensign Horn': This U.S. Navy character has a bald head and a face sculpt that makes them look ugly. They're dressed primarily in an ugly shade of olive and a strange shade of gold with neon purple highlights. Figure includes: flamethrower, removable holster, rocket launcher, sword and pistol with
December 16, 2025 at 2:27 PM
'Ensign Horn': This U.S. Navy character has a bald head and a face sculpt that makes them look ugly. They're dressed primarily in an ugly shade of olive and a strange shade of gold with neon purple highlights. Figure includes: flamethrower, removable holster, rocket launcher, sword and pistol with
'Capt. Cat Mammoth': This night spotter has light brown hair and a face sculpt that makes them look grim. They're dressed primarily in an ugly shade of copper and shiny green with aqua highlights. Figure includes: figure stand, knife, shield, sai and removable helmet.
December 16, 2025 at 10:26 AM
'Capt. Cat Mammoth': This night spotter has light brown hair and a face sculpt that makes them look grim. They're dressed primarily in an ugly shade of copper and shiny green with aqua highlights. Figure includes: figure stand, knife, shield, sai and removable helmet.
'Agent Jolt': This infantry squad leader has red hair and a face sculpt that makes them look ugly. They're dressed primarily in an ugly shade of peach and dark brown with neon white highlights. Figure includes: punching bag, laser rifle, tommy gun, snow shoes, night vision goggles, rocket launcher
December 16, 2025 at 6:26 AM
'Agent Jolt': This infantry squad leader has red hair and a face sculpt that makes them look ugly. They're dressed primarily in an ugly shade of peach and dark brown with neon white highlights. Figure includes: punching bag, laser rifle, tommy gun, snow shoes, night vision goggles, rocket launcher
'Lt. Cmdr. Switch': This M.P. has tan hair and a face sculpt that makes them look tough. They're dressed primarily in faded denim and stark brown with neon copper highlights. Figure includes: flashlight, bolt cutters, parachute and assault rifle.
December 16, 2025 at 2:25 AM
'Lt. Cmdr. Switch': This M.P. has tan hair and a face sculpt that makes them look tough. They're dressed primarily in faded denim and stark brown with neon copper highlights. Figure includes: flashlight, bolt cutters, parachute and assault rifle.
'Lt. Colonel Blue Fox': This U.S. Army intelligence agent has a sculpted on mask and is dressed primarily in dark copper and stark yellow with neon yellow highlights. Figure includes: bow, hose, American Flag, mine detector, football-on-a-stick and parachute.
December 15, 2025 at 10:24 PM
'Lt. Colonel Blue Fox': This U.S. Army intelligence agent has a sculpted on mask and is dressed primarily in dark copper and stark yellow with neon yellow highlights. Figure includes: bow, hose, American Flag, mine detector, football-on-a-stick and parachute.
'Gunnery Sgt. Deathghost': This U.S. Marine Corps sniper has a sculpted on mask and is dressed primarily in dull gray and faded purple with stark copper highlights. Figure includes: bow and grenade launcher.
December 15, 2025 at 6:22 PM
'Gunnery Sgt. Deathghost': This U.S. Marine Corps sniper has a sculpted on mask and is dressed primarily in dull gray and faded purple with stark copper highlights. Figure includes: bow and grenade launcher.
'Lt. Sting Rhino': This U.S. Air Force character has black hair and a face sculpt that makes them look drunk. They're dressed primarily in blue and dull copper with bright pink highlights. Figure includes: shotgun, ninja claw and riot shield.
December 15, 2025 at 2:23 PM
'Lt. Sting Rhino': This U.S. Air Force character has black hair and a face sculpt that makes them look drunk. They're dressed primarily in blue and dull copper with bright pink highlights. Figure includes: shotgun, ninja claw and riot shield.
'General Sneak Art': This U.S. Marine Corps mortar trooper has tan hair and a face sculpt that makes them look calm. They're dressed primarily in a strange shade of purple and an ugly shade of copper with a strange shade of silver highlights. Figure includes: rifle, submachine gun,
December 15, 2025 at 10:23 AM
'General Sneak Art': This U.S. Marine Corps mortar trooper has tan hair and a face sculpt that makes them look calm. They're dressed primarily in a strange shade of purple and an ugly shade of copper with a strange shade of silver highlights. Figure includes: rifle, submachine gun,
'General Tag': This U.S. Marine Corps character has black hair and a face sculpt that makes them look pleased. They're dressed primarily in an ugly shade of aqua and purple with an ugly shade of peach highlights. Figure includes: removable holster and punching bag.
December 15, 2025 at 6:22 AM
'General Tag': This U.S. Marine Corps character has black hair and a face sculpt that makes them look pleased. They're dressed primarily in an ugly shade of aqua and purple with an ugly shade of peach highlights. Figure includes: removable holster and punching bag.
'Colonel Sharp Raider': This U.S. Air Force anti-aircraft specialist has brown hair and a face sculpt that makes them look crazy. They're dressed primarily in a strange shade of aqua and dull green with a strange shade of yellow highlights. Figure includes: shotgun and wolf.
December 15, 2025 at 2:22 AM
'Colonel Sharp Raider': This U.S. Air Force anti-aircraft specialist has brown hair and a face sculpt that makes them look crazy. They're dressed primarily in a strange shade of aqua and dull green with a strange shade of yellow highlights. Figure includes: shotgun and wolf.
'Specialist Race': This U.S. Marine Corps ranger has a sculpted on mask and is dressed primarily in neon orange and faded olive with light maroon highlights. Figure includes: video camera, snow shoes and parachute.
December 14, 2025 at 10:22 PM
'Specialist Race': This U.S. Marine Corps ranger has a sculpted on mask and is dressed primarily in neon orange and faded olive with light maroon highlights. Figure includes: video camera, snow shoes and parachute.
'Codename: White': This sniper has a sculpted on mask and is dressed primarily in olive and light blue with a strange shade of gray highlights. Figure includes: real working missile launcher, jet pack, laser pistol, "weedwhacker" gun and landmines.
December 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
'Codename: White': This sniper has a sculpted on mask and is dressed primarily in olive and light blue with a strange shade of gray highlights. Figure includes: real working missile launcher, jet pack, laser pistol, "weedwhacker" gun and landmines.
' Wise': This U.S. Marine Corps fire fighter has a sculpted on mask and is dressed primarily in a strange shade of yellow and dull brown with shiny gold highlights. Figure includes: landmines, boxing gloves, rifle, guille suit and bipod.
December 14, 2025 at 2:21 PM
' Wise': This U.S. Marine Corps fire fighter has a sculpted on mask and is dressed primarily in a strange shade of yellow and dull brown with shiny gold highlights. Figure includes: landmines, boxing gloves, rifle, guille suit and bipod.