I am noble and happy King Joel, and we're about to present our whimsical and charming pageant based on life in the Middle Ages. #MST3K

Megaweapon died tragically today. Investigators still have no clues about the mysterious explosion that took the life of the beloved Megaweapon. His wife has asked that donations be sent to the Department of Transportation. #MST3K

Those 12-oz. curls really take it out of me. #MST3K

Finally, there's a place in this world for those strange keys, ketchup packets, that linoleum knife with the point broken off. All those things that, until now, had defied the laws of sequential occurrence in space and time. #MST3K

1700 lies later... #MST3K

Haha he is doing something we did not rehearse and it is funny haha. #MST3K

Today I begin anew. No longer Tom Servo mere robot. I emerge from my metal chrysalis Tom Servo, real live boy! #MST3K

No! Something big! Something impressive! Like a freezer or something. #MST3K

Well, I'm gonna live, too! #MST3K

Whoa, that's making me sick. #MST3K

Getting started with Bluesky, but it may take a little while before the GIFmonic Institute starts posting here full time (the ability to schedule posts with GIFs or clips is really needed).

In the meantime, there is just one pressing question: What do you think, sirs? #MST3K