GiantGØØnhole
@giantgoonhole.bsky.social
Doer of stuff and things, often sub-optimally. If you’re here, it’s your fault for taking me seriously. Adopter of Accelerationism.
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@giantgoonhole.bsky.social
· Jun 14
Peanut Butter Cup Old Fashion:
0.5 oz maple syrup,
5-7 dashes of chocolate/coco bitters,
orange bitters,
fresh orange peel,
Luxardo cherry,
Woodford Reserver cherry bitters (I love cherries!),
2+ oz of Screwball Peanut Butter whiskey.
Had the idea for a little while. It worked!
0.5 oz maple syrup,
5-7 dashes of chocolate/coco bitters,
orange bitters,
fresh orange peel,
Luxardo cherry,
Woodford Reserver cherry bitters (I love cherries!),
2+ oz of Screwball Peanut Butter whiskey.
Had the idea for a little while. It worked!
Whoever put ‘l/L’ next to the semicolon/colon key was an asshole. If you do a lot of C/C++/Jave/etc., you take a lot of l’s. And if you do a lot of Python, you take a lot of L’s. Either way, you’re being reminded you’re a loser constantly! 😂
December 12, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Whoever put ‘l/L’ next to the semicolon/colon key was an asshole. If you do a lot of C/C++/Jave/etc., you take a lot of l’s. And if you do a lot of Python, you take a lot of L’s. Either way, you’re being reminded you’re a loser constantly! 😂
From time to time I go back to twitter. Mainly because there’s just some accounts that either aren’t on here or just not very active. Same for threads. But I can never last more than a week, maybe 2 max. The bots, sycophants, and morons are just too much.
October 14, 2025 at 1:02 AM
From time to time I go back to twitter. Mainly because there’s just some accounts that either aren’t on here or just not very active. Same for threads. But I can never last more than a week, maybe 2 max. The bots, sycophants, and morons are just too much.
I’m not really a fan of the @arsenalfc.bsky.social away kit but I already got a Saka 3rd shirt and Gabriel home. More and more I’m feeling I have no choice but to order an Eze away shirt. I’m an atheist but this feels prophetic. So the question is should I order it or am I an idiot for even asking?
August 29, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I’m not really a fan of the @arsenalfc.bsky.social away kit but I already got a Saka 3rd shirt and Gabriel home. More and more I’m feeling I have no choice but to order an Eze away shirt. I’m an atheist but this feels prophetic. So the question is should I order it or am I an idiot for even asking?
@tomcanton.bsky.social love the show but waking up at 3am just isn’t an option. Please ask your viewers/listeners if they’re happy now? I’m SOOO happy to get Eze but sad it comes at the cost of a Havertz injury (I love Havertz).
August 21, 2025 at 12:21 AM
@tomcanton.bsky.social love the show but waking up at 3am just isn’t an option. Please ask your viewers/listeners if they’re happy now? I’m SOOO happy to get Eze but sad it comes at the cost of a Havertz injury (I love Havertz).
Peanut Butter Cup Old Fashion:
0.5 oz maple syrup,
5-7 dashes of chocolate/coco bitters,
orange bitters,
fresh orange peel,
Luxardo cherry,
Woodford Reserver cherry bitters (I love cherries!),
2+ oz of Screwball Peanut Butter whiskey.
Had the idea for a little while. It worked!
0.5 oz maple syrup,
5-7 dashes of chocolate/coco bitters,
orange bitters,
fresh orange peel,
Luxardo cherry,
Woodford Reserver cherry bitters (I love cherries!),
2+ oz of Screwball Peanut Butter whiskey.
Had the idea for a little while. It worked!
June 14, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Peanut Butter Cup Old Fashion:
0.5 oz maple syrup,
5-7 dashes of chocolate/coco bitters,
orange bitters,
fresh orange peel,
Luxardo cherry,
Woodford Reserver cherry bitters (I love cherries!),
2+ oz of Screwball Peanut Butter whiskey.
Had the idea for a little while. It worked!
0.5 oz maple syrup,
5-7 dashes of chocolate/coco bitters,
orange bitters,
fresh orange peel,
Luxardo cherry,
Woodford Reserver cherry bitters (I love cherries!),
2+ oz of Screwball Peanut Butter whiskey.
Had the idea for a little while. It worked!
So I might have an alcohol problem. Specifically, the purchasing of Buffalo Trace Bourbon. I’m seriously stalking my area ABC Liquor and Total Wine stores for when they get deliveries and buying it whenever they get it in. My goal, to have a year supply on hand and be able to gift bottles. 😂
April 16, 2025 at 12:42 PM
So I might have an alcohol problem. Specifically, the purchasing of Buffalo Trace Bourbon. I’m seriously stalking my area ABC Liquor and Total Wine stores for when they get deliveries and buying it whenever they get it in. My goal, to have a year supply on hand and be able to gift bottles. 😂
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We are now £4K away from £100K donated to help the child refugees of Za'atari Refugee Camp. ❤️
Let's get to 100K now and push to hit our goal together.
I'll leave you with the words of the head of Arsenal In The Community, on why we need to stay focused now more than ever!
Let's get to 100K now and push to hit our goal together.
I'll leave you with the words of the head of Arsenal In The Community, on why we need to stay focused now more than ever!
April 13, 2025 at 9:49 PM
We are now £4K away from £100K donated to help the child refugees of Za'atari Refugee Camp. ❤️
Let's get to 100K now and push to hit our goal together.
I'll leave you with the words of the head of Arsenal In The Community, on why we need to stay focused now more than ever!
Let's get to 100K now and push to hit our goal together.
I'll leave you with the words of the head of Arsenal In The Community, on why we need to stay focused now more than ever!
Bourbon, I’m sorry. I’m going to abuse you tonight. It’s not your fault. The fault is entirely on me.
April 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Bourbon, I’m sorry. I’m going to abuse you tonight. It’s not your fault. The fault is entirely on me.
For the first time since I was young enough to not worry about it, I'm at a healthy weight!
Here's the secret:
* Get a job with good health insurance
* Gain enough weight to become type-2 diabetic
* Get prescribed a GLP-1 (insurance covers it for diabetics)
Then diet and exercise actually works!
Here's the secret:
* Get a job with good health insurance
* Gain enough weight to become type-2 diabetic
* Get prescribed a GLP-1 (insurance covers it for diabetics)
Then diet and exercise actually works!
March 13, 2025 at 12:58 PM
For the first time since I was young enough to not worry about it, I'm at a healthy weight!
Here's the secret:
* Get a job with good health insurance
* Gain enough weight to become type-2 diabetic
* Get prescribed a GLP-1 (insurance covers it for diabetics)
Then diet and exercise actually works!
Here's the secret:
* Get a job with good health insurance
* Gain enough weight to become type-2 diabetic
* Get prescribed a GLP-1 (insurance covers it for diabetics)
Then diet and exercise actually works!
@arsenalfc.bsky.social with twitter being down now would be a great time to become more active on here!
March 10, 2025 at 3:59 PM
@arsenalfc.bsky.social with twitter being down now would be a great time to become more active on here!
Between t-mobile giving customers the MLS Season Pass and Arsenal’s title hopes being over, I’m going to be watching more MLS than I expected. (Don’t be mistaken, Arsenal will always be my true love but it’s about top 4, not silverware this season.)
February 23, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Between t-mobile giving customers the MLS Season Pass and Arsenal’s title hopes being over, I’m going to be watching more MLS than I expected. (Don’t be mistaken, Arsenal will always be my true love but it’s about top 4, not silverware this season.)
The guy calling the match on paramount+ could put me to sleep! 😂
January 29, 2025 at 9:14 PM
The guy calling the match on paramount+ could put me to sleep! 😂
Whoa, whoa, whoa. So, McKennie wasn’t a part of Juve’s plans yet again at the beginning of the season and now he’s wearing the captain’s armband? Is this some sort of reverse psychology they do to him every season?
January 29, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Whoa, whoa, whoa. So, McKennie wasn’t a part of Juve’s plans yet again at the beginning of the season and now he’s wearing the captain’s armband? Is this some sort of reverse psychology they do to him every season?
So, I signed back up for twitter a week into the transfer window because I wasn’t seeing as much transfer news as I expected. Wow, I forgot how quickly that app sinks its teeth into you! Especially after the wolves match. I had to delete the app from my phone because it was consuming me.
January 29, 2025 at 3:01 PM
So, I signed back up for twitter a week into the transfer window because I wasn’t seeing as much transfer news as I expected. Wow, I forgot how quickly that app sinks its teeth into you! Especially after the wolves match. I had to delete the app from my phone because it was consuming me.
Me: I’m running out to get a bottle of bourbon.
Spouse: You don’t need bourbon. You have me.
Me: You’re why I need the bourbon.
Spouse: (Death stare)
Me: 😂😂😂
She left the door open. I simply walked through. 😂
Note: She isn’t why I “need” bourbon. I just like bourbon in the winter.
Spouse: You don’t need bourbon. You have me.
Me: You’re why I need the bourbon.
Spouse: (Death stare)
Me: 😂😂😂
She left the door open. I simply walked through. 😂
Note: She isn’t why I “need” bourbon. I just like bourbon in the winter.
January 8, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Me: I’m running out to get a bottle of bourbon.
Spouse: You don’t need bourbon. You have me.
Me: You’re why I need the bourbon.
Spouse: (Death stare)
Me: 😂😂😂
She left the door open. I simply walked through. 😂
Note: She isn’t why I “need” bourbon. I just like bourbon in the winter.
Spouse: You don’t need bourbon. You have me.
Me: You’re why I need the bourbon.
Spouse: (Death stare)
Me: 😂😂😂
She left the door open. I simply walked through. 😂
Note: She isn’t why I “need” bourbon. I just like bourbon in the winter.
I just plugged a USB-A cable in first try! I need to go buy a lotto ticket! 😂
January 6, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I just plugged a USB-A cable in first try! I need to go buy a lotto ticket! 😂
In my defense, I’m drunk af tonight and I feel a shouldn’t be held accountable for anything I post, respond to, like, or typo tonight.
December 20, 2024 at 3:43 AM
In my defense, I’m drunk af tonight and I feel a shouldn’t be held accountable for anything I post, respond to, like, or typo tonight.
I suppose it’s because I’m pretty drunk but also because the end of the year tends to be a time of reflection but I really want to text my former project manager to thank them for the path they put our team on because I’m so lucky to work on such a great team. (Wow, run on sentence much 😂)
December 20, 2024 at 3:34 AM
I suppose it’s because I’m pretty drunk but also because the end of the year tends to be a time of reflection but I really want to text my former project manager to thank them for the path they put our team on because I’m so lucky to work on such a great team. (Wow, run on sentence much 😂)
Many years ago I was a cable guy as I went to school to finish my degree. The absolute WORST customers were engineers. As soon as they said “I’m an engineer” I just thought “I’m fucked”. And it wasn’t just me. It was universal. Well, I just had my 1st experience on the other side of that. 😂
December 15, 2024 at 1:02 AM
Many years ago I was a cable guy as I went to school to finish my degree. The absolute WORST customers were engineers. As soon as they said “I’m an engineer” I just thought “I’m fucked”. And it wasn’t just me. It was universal. Well, I just had my 1st experience on the other side of that. 😂
Nil-3 to the Arsenal!
December 12, 2024 at 7:02 PM
Nil-3 to the Arsenal!
Well I guess time hasn’t changed things with NYRB
December 7, 2024 at 9:27 PM
Well I guess time hasn’t changed things with NYRB
It’s my first time watching an MLS match in a while and I forgot how the stated kickoff time is never the actual kickoff time.
December 7, 2024 at 9:07 PM
It’s my first time watching an MLS match in a while and I forgot how the stated kickoff time is never the actual kickoff time.
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In other news, my daughter has two tickets for Arsenal Women vs Aston Villa at the Emirates tomorrow. One adult and one under-25. Very happy to give them to a Bluesky friend who can use them. They are part of a package of tickets we bought her for her birthday and she cannot make this fixture.
a woman in a red and white soccer jersey is clapping her hands on a field .
Alt: Leah Williamson in a red and white Arsenal strip clapping the crowd and holding her hand to her heart.
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2024 at 1:28 PM
In other news, my daughter has two tickets for Arsenal Women vs Aston Villa at the Emirates tomorrow. One adult and one under-25. Very happy to give them to a Bluesky friend who can use them. They are part of a package of tickets we bought her for her birthday and she cannot make this fixture.
Instagram sucks! Apparently you can’t say “asshole” in a comedic context because meta wants to pretend they don’t have AI on their platforms.
December 5, 2024 at 3:37 PM
Instagram sucks! Apparently you can’t say “asshole” in a comedic context because meta wants to pretend they don’t have AI on their platforms.
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December 4, 2024 at 9:00 PM
If you see this post, can you please help spread this information?
#ASafeChoice is a referral network of physicians who provide medication abortion services ACROSS THE US.
People everywhere need to know about this option. These doctors have capacity to help more women!
Let’s spread word! ❤️✊
#ASafeChoice is a referral network of physicians who provide medication abortion services ACROSS THE US.
People everywhere need to know about this option. These doctors have capacity to help more women!
Let’s spread word! ❤️✊