The Ghost of Will Rogers
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"I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat.
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I began this "Will Rogers" shtick because I was struck by how timely the man's insights remained.
Human nature is a constant, for better or worse.
Rogers was a simple cowboy whose wit and humor made him one of the most influential voices in the world.
There is more power in laughter than we realize.
Human nature is a constant, for better or worse.
Rogers was a simple cowboy whose wit and humor made him one of the most influential voices in the world.
There is more power in laughter than we realize.
The world will never forget that America GUARANTEED Ukraine's territorial sovereignty when they gave up their nukes, on our word.
America's word is garbage now. No one will ever forget that when it matters, America cuts and runs.
That is the legacy we can thank every republican for.
America's word is garbage now. No one will ever forget that when it matters, America cuts and runs.
That is the legacy we can thank every republican for.
November 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
The world will never forget that America GUARANTEED Ukraine's territorial sovereignty when they gave up their nukes, on our word.
America's word is garbage now. No one will ever forget that when it matters, America cuts and runs.
That is the legacy we can thank every republican for.
America's word is garbage now. No one will ever forget that when it matters, America cuts and runs.
That is the legacy we can thank every republican for.
"It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts."
November 24, 2025 at 12:22 PM
"It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts."
"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else, but when it happens to you, why it seems to lose some of its Humor, and if it keeps on happening, why, the entire laughter kinder Fades out of it."
November 23, 2025 at 2:14 PM
"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else, but when it happens to you, why it seems to lose some of its Humor, and if it keeps on happening, why, the entire laughter kinder Fades out of it."
"Lord, the money we do spend on government and it's not one bit better than the government we got for one third the money twenty years ago."
November 21, 2025 at 12:40 PM
"Lord, the money we do spend on government and it's not one bit better than the government we got for one third the money twenty years ago."
"Don't squat with your spurs on."
November 20, 2025 at 12:35 PM
"Don't squat with your spurs on."
"Congress is going to start tinkering with the Ten Commandments just as soon as they can find someone in Washington who has read them."
November 19, 2025 at 12:02 PM
"Congress is going to start tinkering with the Ten Commandments just as soon as they can find someone in Washington who has read them."
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I’m the granddaughter of potato farmers from Aroostook County and the daughter of a World War II veteran and a public school teacher. Maine values are in my bones.
And we’re going to win this race—together.
And we’re going to win this race—together.
November 18, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I’m the granddaughter of potato farmers from Aroostook County and the daughter of a World War II veteran and a public school teacher. Maine values are in my bones.
And we’re going to win this race—together.
And we’re going to win this race—together.
"There is nothing as easy as denouncing. It don't take much to see that something is wrong, but it does take some eyesight to see what will put it right again."
November 18, 2025 at 11:54 AM
"There is nothing as easy as denouncing. It don't take much to see that something is wrong, but it does take some eyesight to see what will put it right again."
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"A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth."
November 17, 2025 at 12:46 PM
"A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth."
"I love words, but I don't like strange ones. You don't understand them, and they don't understand you.
Old words is like old friends, you know 'em the minute you see 'em.
Old words is like old friends, you know 'em the minute you see 'em.
November 16, 2025 at 12:38 PM
"I love words, but I don't like strange ones. You don't understand them, and they don't understand you.
Old words is like old friends, you know 'em the minute you see 'em.
Old words is like old friends, you know 'em the minute you see 'em.
"We may elevate ourselves, but we should never reach so high that we would ever forget those who helped us get there."
November 15, 2025 at 12:20 PM
"We may elevate ourselves, but we should never reach so high that we would ever forget those who helped us get there."
"When you are satisfied, you are successful. For that's all there is to success is satisfaction."
November 14, 2025 at 11:45 AM
"When you are satisfied, you are successful. For that's all there is to success is satisfaction."
"A senator got up today in Congress and called his fellow senators sons of wild jackasses.
Now, if you think the senators were hot, imagine how the jackasses must feel."
Now, if you think the senators were hot, imagine how the jackasses must feel."
November 13, 2025 at 11:47 AM
"A senator got up today in Congress and called his fellow senators sons of wild jackasses.
Now, if you think the senators were hot, imagine how the jackasses must feel."
Now, if you think the senators were hot, imagine how the jackasses must feel."
"We don't know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it."
November 12, 2025 at 11:25 AM
"We don't know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it."
"No man can be condemned for owning a dog. As long as he has a dog,he has a friend, and the poorer he gets, the better friend he has."
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November 11, 2025 at 11:50 AM
"No man can be condemned for owning a dog. As long as he has a dog,he has a friend, and the poorer he gets, the better friend he has."
Sen. Angus King has a son with political ambitions.
I hope Angus King III takes a moment to thank his dad for turning the family name to SHIT yesterday with his vote to surrender to Trump.
I know this Mainer won't be voting for either of them, because the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
I hope Angus King III takes a moment to thank his dad for turning the family name to SHIT yesterday with his vote to surrender to Trump.
I know this Mainer won't be voting for either of them, because the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
November 10, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Sen. Angus King has a son with political ambitions.
I hope Angus King III takes a moment to thank his dad for turning the family name to SHIT yesterday with his vote to surrender to Trump.
I know this Mainer won't be voting for either of them, because the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
I hope Angus King III takes a moment to thank his dad for turning the family name to SHIT yesterday with his vote to surrender to Trump.
I know this Mainer won't be voting for either of them, because the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
"So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way."
November 10, 2025 at 12:01 PM
"So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way."
"The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing."
November 9, 2025 at 1:01 PM
"The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing."
"Never slap a man who is chewing tobacco."
November 8, 2025 at 11:56 AM
"Never slap a man who is chewing tobacco."
Maybe we should look into the whole oubliette thing.
You know, the place where you put people when you want to forget em.
You know, the place where you put people when you want to forget em.
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November 7, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Maybe we should look into the whole oubliette thing.
You know, the place where you put people when you want to forget em.
You know, the place where you put people when you want to forget em.
"I can remember way back when a liberal was one who was generous with his money."
November 7, 2025 at 11:59 AM
"I can remember way back when a liberal was one who was generous with his money."
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Shame on @nbcnews.com for not mentioning the pharma rep passing out in the Oval Office today live on @c-span.bsky.social
November 6, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Shame on @nbcnews.com for not mentioning the pharma rep passing out in the Oval Office today live on @c-span.bsky.social
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Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
November 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
"There isn't any finer folks living than a republican that votes the democratic ticket."
November 5, 2025 at 12:53 PM
"There isn't any finer folks living than a republican that votes the democratic ticket."