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From the basement of the PNW. Buy my book!

https://a.co/d/06Se1O3
It’s Halloween!

Celebrate with a new tradition of buying this scary book!

PS: I’m not getting paid from my job starting Monday, so buy a few copies!

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Curse of the White Salamander (The Americana Cycle): Clark, JP: 9798874291549: Amazon.com: Books
Curse of the White Salamander (The Americana Cycle) [Clark, JP] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Curse of the White Salamander (The Americana Cycle)
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October 31, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I signed up for Skylight and it overheated my phone in two minutes.

They have work left to do, but I can already imagine the countless hours I’ll waste there.

Good work team!
September 23, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Writing idea:

Prequel to “Starship Troopers,” titled “Airplane Troopers.”

Sequel to “Starship Troopers,” titled “Starship.”

Plot of the last one is about city planning.
September 22, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Thank you for the absolute banger of a review for Curse of the White Salamander by maeby.one.more.book ! It’s so good I might read it again!

You should too, link in bio!

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September 16, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Sorry Mr. Bocephus, I just don’t think I’m ready for some football yet.
September 9, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Turns out I didn’t discover a whole field of buried time capsules.

The DA is calling it a “cemetery.”
September 7, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Iceberg videos are just moving listicles right?
September 6, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Podcast idea: two friends read Reddit posts to one another.

Get with me Spotify, this’ll make you millions.
September 6, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Author tip:

When writing a horror book, have between three to five scary scenes. Then fill the other 95% of the book with monotonous character backstory.
September 4, 2025 at 1:19 PM
The fact I don’t have a time machine right now indicates I will never have a time machine…

…at least that’s what I told the cops next Friday…
September 3, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Back in my day kids would stay up all night faking alien crop circles.

This generation doesn’t have work ethic.
September 3, 2025 at 2:48 AM
It’s September 2nd and I’ve yet to see a single Christmas related item on a store shelf.

Who will end this War on Christmas?
September 2, 2025 at 2:33 PM
AI could never replace me at my job. I know, I’ve been trying to build a robot imposter for years.
September 2, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Every chair is a recliner if you lean back far enough.
September 1, 2025 at 12:34 PM
They were so preoccupied asking whether or not they canola, they didn’t stop to think if they shouldola.
September 1, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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August 31, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Saddest story in six words:

“For sale: Ram 1500. Second owner.”
August 31, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I’m back.

And front.

And side to side.

Well, let’s not get carried away.

I’m back at least.
August 31, 2025 at 5:23 PM
“Here I pause. If you wish to walk no farther with me, reader, I do not blame you. It is no easy road.”

-Gene Wolfe
February 23, 2025 at 6:18 AM