The Ghost of Groucho
@ghostofgroucho.bsky.social
If you take me too seriously, the joke is on you! I am not for everybody!
A Fatalistic Pessimist since 2015
PS: If you have a whiff of MAGA, you will be blocked !
A Fatalistic Pessimist since 2015
PS: If you have a whiff of MAGA, you will be blocked !
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⬆️ HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT ⬆️
If you come across any Military Personnel in the wild wearing their uniforms or camo, ASK them specifically "If the President orders the Troops to turn on US citizens, for ANY reason, WHAT WILL YOU DO? Will you obey?"
I NEED to hear their answer!
If you come across any Military Personnel in the wild wearing their uniforms or camo, ASK them specifically "If the President orders the Troops to turn on US citizens, for ANY reason, WHAT WILL YOU DO? Will you obey?"
I NEED to hear their answer!
“Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer.” ― Madalyn Murray O'Hair
October 2, 2025 at 8:11 PM
“Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer.” ― Madalyn Murray O'Hair
Epstein believed himself to be Trump's “closest friend"
October 2, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Epstein believed himself to be Trump's “closest friend"
Chapelle is Shuckin' and Jivin' for the Royal Family!
What a disgrace.
What a disgrace.
October 2, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Chapelle is Shuckin' and Jivin' for the Royal Family!
What a disgrace.
What a disgrace.
I want two things for Christmas this year:
1. Ukraine to defeat Russia that results in Putin's demise
2. US Military does a hostile takeover of the White House and ousts Trump/Vance/Johnson.
Not asking for much, y'all
1. Ukraine to defeat Russia that results in Putin's demise
2. US Military does a hostile takeover of the White House and ousts Trump/Vance/Johnson.
Not asking for much, y'all
October 2, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I want two things for Christmas this year:
1. Ukraine to defeat Russia that results in Putin's demise
2. US Military does a hostile takeover of the White House and ousts Trump/Vance/Johnson.
Not asking for much, y'all
1. Ukraine to defeat Russia that results in Putin's demise
2. US Military does a hostile takeover of the White House and ousts Trump/Vance/Johnson.
Not asking for much, y'all
E.T's girlfriend?
October 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM
E.T's girlfriend?
“after careful consideration and an extensive review of (their) North American business strategy,”
Uh, that has NOTHING to do with demand.
Read between the lines in that above quote. WHO wants to run a business when ICE can arrest part of your workforce?
Uh, that has NOTHING to do with demand.
Read between the lines in that above quote. WHO wants to run a business when ICE can arrest part of your workforce?
October 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM
“after careful consideration and an extensive review of (their) North American business strategy,”
Uh, that has NOTHING to do with demand.
Read between the lines in that above quote. WHO wants to run a business when ICE can arrest part of your workforce?
Uh, that has NOTHING to do with demand.
Read between the lines in that above quote. WHO wants to run a business when ICE can arrest part of your workforce?
The US Mint just revealed its Charlie Kirk Coin!
October 2, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The US Mint just revealed its Charlie Kirk Coin!
Wonder how MAGA W's appointees are.....
October 2, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Wonder how MAGA W's appointees are.....
THANK YOU ERIC!!!!!!!
Words MATTER and Words can be weapons!
Every democrat should be calling it the Epstein Shutdown!
Words MATTER and Words can be weapons!
Every democrat should be calling it the Epstein Shutdown!
October 2, 2025 at 7:36 PM
THANK YOU ERIC!!!!!!!
Words MATTER and Words can be weapons!
Every democrat should be calling it the Epstein Shutdown!
Words MATTER and Words can be weapons!
Every democrat should be calling it the Epstein Shutdown!
The Chinese government has an EASY way to correct the record and correctly place the blame.
Will they?
Will they?
Bessent on China: "At the meeting in Geneva when I asked them, 'Why didn't you continue buying soybeans and the other products' then had one word, and guess what it was? Biden."
October 2, 2025 at 7:34 PM
The Chinese government has an EASY way to correct the record and correctly place the blame.
Will they?
Will they?
We are in the dumbest of timelines!
October 2, 2025 at 7:24 PM
We are in the dumbest of timelines!
The 1970's Frayser is VERY different than today's Frayser!! You are 100% correct, it used to be a great place. Its run down now, sadly. Same goes for Parkway Village. It used to be super nice, now its a war zone. Heck, in the 70's, all the TV5 wrestlers lived in Frayser!
October 2, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The 1970's Frayser is VERY different than today's Frayser!! You are 100% correct, it used to be a great place. Its run down now, sadly. Same goes for Parkway Village. It used to be super nice, now its a war zone. Heck, in the 70's, all the TV5 wrestlers lived in Frayser!
Take 18 Billion from American States and give 20 Billion to Argentina in a bail out.
Make
Argentina
Great
Again
Make
Argentina
Great
Again
October 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Take 18 Billion from American States and give 20 Billion to Argentina in a bail out.
Make
Argentina
Great
Again
Make
Argentina
Great
Again
Weeks ago i posted that I thought someone, anyone, should declare their run for the presidency and promise an end to the tariffs and offer up free healthcare (among other things) as a platform.
While I know its in jest, Newsom heard my cry!
While I know its in jest, Newsom heard my cry!
October 2, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Weeks ago i posted that I thought someone, anyone, should declare their run for the presidency and promise an end to the tariffs and offer up free healthcare (among other things) as a platform.
While I know its in jest, Newsom heard my cry!
While I know its in jest, Newsom heard my cry!
Fear Not America! We are safe and in good hands!
We have Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries fighting for us!
(you may facepalm now)
We have Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries fighting for us!
(you may facepalm now)
October 2, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Fear Not America! We are safe and in good hands!
We have Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries fighting for us!
(you may facepalm now)
We have Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries fighting for us!
(you may facepalm now)
That 23% are probably the same people on election day that said "Wait, Biden is not on the ticket?"
October 2, 2025 at 3:34 PM
That 23% are probably the same people on election day that said "Wait, Biden is not on the ticket?"
It makes sense when you are told not to think for yourself.
October 2, 2025 at 3:33 PM
It makes sense when you are told not to think for yourself.
If Steve Martin were to have been invited and had gone: "It was never easy for me. I was born a rich Saudi Arabian. I remember the days, sittin' on the Throne, singin' and dancin' with the Sultan of Brunei down on my Yacht..."
October 2, 2025 at 3:28 PM
If Steve Martin were to have been invited and had gone: "It was never easy for me. I was born a rich Saudi Arabian. I remember the days, sittin' on the Throne, singin' and dancin' with the Sultan of Brunei down on my Yacht..."
I can hear the jokes now:
"In America, we eat hamburgers by the dozen" - Dave Chappelle
"The other day in America, a guy told me to suck a bag of Hamburgers" - Louis CK
"in America, my dad died and no one knows how" - Pete Davidson
"In America, we eat hamburgers by the dozen" - Dave Chappelle
"The other day in America, a guy told me to suck a bag of Hamburgers" - Louis CK
"in America, my dad died and no one knows how" - Pete Davidson
October 2, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I can hear the jokes now:
"In America, we eat hamburgers by the dozen" - Dave Chappelle
"The other day in America, a guy told me to suck a bag of Hamburgers" - Louis CK
"in America, my dad died and no one knows how" - Pete Davidson
"In America, we eat hamburgers by the dozen" - Dave Chappelle
"The other day in America, a guy told me to suck a bag of Hamburgers" - Louis CK
"in America, my dad died and no one knows how" - Pete Davidson
In My High School Bible 2 class (Private school) i can still remember a student asking the teacher "Why did god create wasps that sting".
The teacher quickly replied "Wasps did not sting till AFTER the Fall of Man. Its Eve's fault"
I shit you not, that was his answer!
The teacher quickly replied "Wasps did not sting till AFTER the Fall of Man. Its Eve's fault"
I shit you not, that was his answer!
October 2, 2025 at 3:18 PM
In My High School Bible 2 class (Private school) i can still remember a student asking the teacher "Why did god create wasps that sting".
The teacher quickly replied "Wasps did not sting till AFTER the Fall of Man. Its Eve's fault"
I shit you not, that was his answer!
The teacher quickly replied "Wasps did not sting till AFTER the Fall of Man. Its Eve's fault"
I shit you not, that was his answer!
OR he could have said "... to my friend Ted Cruz, man, just CUT IT OUT."
October 2, 2025 at 3:06 PM
OR he could have said "... to my friend Ted Cruz, man, just CUT IT OUT."
I hope the vast majority of those serving today feel the same way.
It is only a matter of time before they get marching order on US soil.
It is only a matter of time before they get marching order on US soil.
October 2, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I hope the vast majority of those serving today feel the same way.
It is only a matter of time before they get marching order on US soil.
It is only a matter of time before they get marching order on US soil.
Hakeem is the RIGHT man for the Job at the WRONG time in history.
Ignoring "America's Hitler" does nothing but make him stronger.
DJT can NOT take criticism or mockery. That is his kryptonite.
Hakeem is bringing a stuffed animal to WW3
Ignoring "America's Hitler" does nothing but make him stronger.
DJT can NOT take criticism or mockery. That is his kryptonite.
Hakeem is bringing a stuffed animal to WW3
October 2, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Hakeem is the RIGHT man for the Job at the WRONG time in history.
Ignoring "America's Hitler" does nothing but make him stronger.
DJT can NOT take criticism or mockery. That is his kryptonite.
Hakeem is bringing a stuffed animal to WW3
Ignoring "America's Hitler" does nothing but make him stronger.
DJT can NOT take criticism or mockery. That is his kryptonite.
Hakeem is bringing a stuffed animal to WW3
Since Ted Cruz is tinkering with A.I. on his fellow peers in congress, i thought i could have some A.I. fun too!
I give you the newest member of The Village People.
Ted plays the character of the 'Republican Closeted Homosexual'
Remember: You CANT spell 'Closeted' without TED !!
I give you the newest member of The Village People.
Ted plays the character of the 'Republican Closeted Homosexual'
Remember: You CANT spell 'Closeted' without TED !!
October 2, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Since Ted Cruz is tinkering with A.I. on his fellow peers in congress, i thought i could have some A.I. fun too!
I give you the newest member of The Village People.
Ted plays the character of the 'Republican Closeted Homosexual'
Remember: You CANT spell 'Closeted' without TED !!
I give you the newest member of The Village People.
Ted plays the character of the 'Republican Closeted Homosexual'
Remember: You CANT spell 'Closeted' without TED !!