scoliosis queen
@ghosterina.bsky.social
see ya on the bright side, sunny
you can always tell how cheap a snack is when they don't have blurbs on the back. blurbs make every snack tastier
January 28, 2026 at 3:42 AM
you can always tell how cheap a snack is when they don't have blurbs on the back. blurbs make every snack tastier
always makes me sad when the subreddit for a band i love is completely dead
January 28, 2026 at 12:41 AM
always makes me sad when the subreddit for a band i love is completely dead
finally did my stupid taxes. my favorite part was turbotax trying to sell me turbo MAX every other page. what the fuck is turbo MAX. like you're not taxing me enough for using your service in the first place. just shut up and give me my money already what the hell
January 27, 2026 at 7:23 AM
finally did my stupid taxes. my favorite part was turbotax trying to sell me turbo MAX every other page. what the fuck is turbo MAX. like you're not taxing me enough for using your service in the first place. just shut up and give me my money already what the hell
i can't believe after all this time this is the first time my w-2s were completely digital. wasn't this how we were supposed to start doing it like 20 years ago
January 27, 2026 at 6:46 AM
i can't believe after all this time this is the first time my w-2s were completely digital. wasn't this how we were supposed to start doing it like 20 years ago
wait what there's gonna be a new fucking blondie album this year !!
January 27, 2026 at 6:36 AM
wait what there's gonna be a new fucking blondie album this year !!
i get to go across the street for 3 hours tonight and leave my main station abandoned. winter schedule rules
January 27, 2026 at 12:00 AM
i get to go across the street for 3 hours tonight and leave my main station abandoned. winter schedule rules
keep forgetting to do my stupid taxes. it takes like 5 minutes these days why do i still act like i have to sit at the kitchen table for an hour and fill out physical forms
January 26, 2026 at 9:54 PM
keep forgetting to do my stupid taxes. it takes like 5 minutes these days why do i still act like i have to sit at the kitchen table for an hour and fill out physical forms
it's really nice having a car that just auto unlocks for me. not fumbling for my keys with my hands full of groceries is game changing
January 25, 2026 at 8:17 PM
it's really nice having a car that just auto unlocks for me. not fumbling for my keys with my hands full of groceries is game changing
not gonna blow dry my hair because i don't feel like it even though it's 20° today
January 25, 2026 at 7:30 PM
not gonna blow dry my hair because i don't feel like it even though it's 20° today
i can't believe i almost forgot got myself a snickers. god i'm so good to me
January 25, 2026 at 10:48 AM
i can't believe i almost forgot got myself a snickers. god i'm so good to me
i had this weird dream
January 25, 2026 at 8:01 AM
i had this weird dream
Reposted by scoliosis queen
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
last day of this fucking 8 day work week. let's get this bullshit overwith
January 21, 2026 at 9:42 PM
last day of this fucking 8 day work week. let's get this bullshit overwith
i do feel better today but i think it's just cuz i knew if i let myself feel Bad again it'd really suck. like i'm going totally insane from working every day but i literally don't have time to care about that atp
January 21, 2026 at 2:48 AM
i do feel better today but i think it's just cuz i knew if i let myself feel Bad again it'd really suck. like i'm going totally insane from working every day but i literally don't have time to care about that atp
just when i start to miss bonnie a little bit i'm reminded that almost every crime now is committed in a stolen korean car
January 20, 2026 at 11:51 PM
just when i start to miss bonnie a little bit i'm reminded that almost every crime now is committed in a stolen korean car
i had no idea how loud a good car stereo is. all my life i've always set the bass to max but now i'm really self conscious about it
January 20, 2026 at 9:49 PM
i had no idea how loud a good car stereo is. all my life i've always set the bass to max but now i'm really self conscious about it
Reposted by scoliosis queen
sorry for not posting here like i said i would. currently, and unfortunately, he’s right. it all happens on X
January 19, 2026 at 10:19 PM
sorry for not posting here like i said i would. currently, and unfortunately, he’s right. it all happens on X
if my shower water is a fraction of a degree short of scalding my entire year is ruined
January 20, 2026 at 6:35 AM
if my shower water is a fraction of a degree short of scalding my entire year is ruined
just gonna stop for monsters & cigs & maybe a bag of chips because my week still ain't over yet omg yayyyy so much fun
January 20, 2026 at 5:06 AM
just gonna stop for monsters & cigs & maybe a bag of chips because my week still ain't over yet omg yayyyy so much fun
does anyone know what damn vpn i should get. all the trendy youtuber sponsored ones look the same but i don't trust anything else
January 19, 2026 at 6:57 AM
does anyone know what damn vpn i should get. all the trendy youtuber sponsored ones look the same but i don't trust anything else
i am so hot and funny and perfect :)
January 19, 2026 at 5:45 AM
i am so hot and funny and perfect :)
top 10 human experiences is putting an even number of socks in the dryer and receiving an odd number in return
January 18, 2026 at 9:31 AM
top 10 human experiences is putting an even number of socks in the dryer and receiving an odd number in return
have u ever noticed that music is really good most of the time
January 18, 2026 at 8:39 AM
have u ever noticed that music is really good most of the time
my fingernails are falling apart but i'm not gonna worrry about that right now
January 18, 2026 at 7:02 AM
my fingernails are falling apart but i'm not gonna worrry about that right now
i love it when cops get bored & bring the whole squad out to block an intersection for literally no reason
January 18, 2026 at 6:40 AM
i love it when cops get bored & bring the whole squad out to block an intersection for literally no reason