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Greg Green (he/ho/hum)
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New jersey, who dis? My contribution to my favorite store is the foam fingers head.
February 14, 2026 at 8:07 PM
When you think about word combinations that are clever, then search online to find out all the things that have already been there.

Last night it was "kitschy cat"
February 14, 2026 at 5:25 PM
I'm so tired of seeing these signs at freeway exits in the south valley, so I'm going to WWKCD (what would Kurt Cobain do). Anyone know where I can get some 24" full color stickers made?
February 7, 2026 at 11:36 PM
The house sparrows are taking over, it's like turf wars between the .
December 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Carrot cake, two with walnuts for us... and two gluten free with no walnuts for the in-laws. The cream cheese frosting is ready but I'm waiting for the second set to cool down.
December 29, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I mean, I love it... but $5k on an electric bike? That just feels irresponsible. I want to save the world, but I also need to be able to afford it.
December 29, 2025 at 12:47 AM
It's like Hungry Hungry Hippos, but with one bird.
December 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Fun fact: Utah Division of Workforce Services uses Tim Carleton's "Opus No. 1" as hold music (with intermittent voiceover "All of our agents are assisting other clients. Please stay on the line and your call will be answered in the order in which it was received.")
www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7xn...
Opus No. 1
YouTube video by Tim Carleton - Topic
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December 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Happy holidays to y'all. This has been a particularly difficult year, and although we made these a while ago the principle is sound - "Weebles wobble but they don't fall down". We're not punching bags, we're weebles. #WeebleOn #WeBelong
December 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
What would a radio signal from our planet look like - and if it originated on earth what that signal would look like in space?The earth rotates & orbits the sun, which is spinning, etc.
December 24, 2025 at 4:26 PM
@anggreen.bsky.social this hottie wants your number, what do you do? It's 1991 so you can't swipe left or right.

Also, happy birthday my love. I can't believe that you chose to hang out with me; mr. weight line haircut pop-swatch acidwash-suspenders-with-one-strap guy. But this was East Bay then.
December 23, 2025 at 11:30 PM
At this point I'm far more likely to buy a Utah Grizzlies jersey than one from a biilionaire-owned club that's tearing apart downtown with my taxpayer money. The Mammoths successfully destroyed the Coyotes AND the Grizzlies.
Friday's Utah Grizzlies hockey game is TBD after the player's union announced plans for a strike. Here's the union's statement... #Utah
December 23, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I give zero fucks at this point. Utah Medicaid, after my original application was submitted on Sept 22 and countless revisions and hiccups, just shuts everything down with no explanation, and no notice. Literally 3 months to the day.
December 23, 2025 at 2:38 AM
How many of us are hanging our hats on this after democracy has failed us? There are literally more safeguards in place for Powerball than there are in our politics and reporting, and that sucks.
December 22, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Wiseguys has some great shows coming up, if I'm going to be picky this is what it would look like.
December 22, 2025 at 5:44 PM
The 'Community Impact Manager' role at Cribl kinda has my name written all over it. "You’ll own two highly visible, high-engagement pillars of our culture: our Employee Resource Groups (ERGs) and our community giving and volunteer efforts through Goats Give Back (GGB)."

cribl.io/job-detail/5...
December 22, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Welp, our Charlie Brown Christmas Tree is up! My fave ornament commemorates Natalie and Trey competing in Italy for DanceSport earlier this year... I'm so happy for both of them. And veggie tamales for dinner; this was a good day for sure.
December 22, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Not gonna lie, this is weird that it's December 21. In Utah.
December 21, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Cool but Nerdy: Hasbro is hiring a Content QA Specialist to help deliver digital versions of Dungeons and Dragons Books. You MUST have exceptional understanding of Dungeons & Dragons rules and mechanics. Apply if this is you!

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Content QA Specialist (Contract/Temporary) - D&D Beyond | Hasbro
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December 21, 2025 at 4:47 PM
With all the "year in review" emails coming out, I can't help but think the December 19, 2025 Letter from an American by @hcrichardson.bsky.social is what we all need to read. It is a summary like no other, and worthy of your attention.

heathercoxrichardson.substack.com/p/december-1...
December 19, 2025
This past week feels like the final, chaotic days of a political era.
heathercoxrichardson.substack.com
December 20, 2025 at 6:40 AM
It's too late, but this would be my Christmas card to have sent out.
December 20, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I'm calling it Alfredo goulash for lack of a better name? It's bacon and seasoned dark chicken meat with 4 left over pastas combined with a Carbone roasted garlic alfredo sauce. Served with baked broccoli and parmesan on the side.
December 19, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Here's a friendly reminder: Ellison is going to use TikTok to surveil Americans. web.archive.org/web/20250124...
December 19, 2025 at 12:27 AM
On www.instagram.com/p/DSauhO1kU3-/, Trump’s hubris is a callus that needs to be torn off. We are hardened by it, and in permissing his language the callousness grows only grows. Our response must be direct. If words are wielded as a cudgel by one party, we do no service in coddling our response.
Tim Shriver on Instagram: "Perhaps the board isn’t aware that the Kennedy Center is 𝗧𝗛𝗘 memorial to the president of the United States, John F. Kennedy. Would they rename the Lincoln memorial? The Je...
929 likes, 41 comments - timothyshriver on December 18, 2025: "Perhaps the board isn’t aware that the Kennedy Center is 𝗧𝗛𝗘 memorial to the president of the United States, John F. Kennedy. Would they...
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December 18, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Here's a reminder that @bsky.app is hiring, and it's a good cause. I don't work for them but I do support their good work.
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December 18, 2025 at 4:08 PM