Getmeabagel
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Getmeabagel
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Too soon?
Charlie Kirk is super dead. Let the internet field day begin!
September 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Is it just me or is the new Prime Minister of Greenland a total daddy?
March 31, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Good help is NOT hard to find. Good CHEAP help is hard to find. #TwoWeeksNotice
February 17, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Reposted by Getmeabagel
Keep your messaging simple:

“Trump fired everyone in charge of airplane safety, and a week later planes started crashing into each other.”

That’s it. That’s the messaging. Don’t get bogged down disputing Trump’s false claims. Just blame him, in short and repeatable sentences.
January 31, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Misheard Wicked lyrics: “We deserve each other, and Grindr helped it come true, we deserve each other, me and Co-“
January 28, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I’m taking my post-filing debtors counseling course. I’m working on the net worth worksheet. Oh how I cackled when my net worth came to $-27,000. I’m NOT EVEN worthless bro.
January 21, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Republicans right now, “God it’s so hard to be such a good righteous Christian with all these damn dirty poor immigrants around a making it look like I don’t really love Christ. Rich immigrants are ok though. You know, for Skynet Valley.”
December 27, 2024 at 9:39 PM
Wild Pokémon Luigi used GHOST GUN.

It’s super effective!
December 13, 2024 at 12:08 AM
I’m also an orange cat dad.
December 10, 2024 at 9:16 AM
I sing “like a good neighbor, State Farm is there” and nothing happens. Nobody in a red shirt and khakis magically appears and solves all my problems. I guess insurance is a scam, all of it.
December 8, 2024 at 9:55 AM
Good for Syria! Show us how self-liberation is done!
December 8, 2024 at 5:25 AM
Everyone making their favorite musicals list and Dreamgirls is nowhere to be seen. CRIMINAL.

I don’t do oohs and aahs.
December 7, 2024 at 7:20 PM
Does anyone else think that when Frank Herbert wrote Dune he tried to make his writing sound more poetic but when he started writing the sequels he just wrote how he wanted to?
December 7, 2024 at 7:36 AM
Anyone saying that Democrats have to move to the middle to win elections CLEARLY aren’t paying attention. We need to push LEFT.
In 2018 Dems elected the largest class to Congress since Watergate, ~60 seats.

A lot of it was, yes, Trump backlash. But the winners also had another thing in common, despite a wide range of differences: most rejected corporate PAC money.

It’s a hugely compelling factor to voters & underdiscussed
I think the Dems need to field gruff corruption busters at all levels whose primary campaign response to culture war issues is “All Americans should enjoy the freedom and bounty of this great country. That won’t be possible so long as venal men impoverish you and loot the country of your wealth”
December 7, 2024 at 5:44 AM
President Biden should pardon the January 6 insurrectionists as a symbol of unity. Also, Trump will do it anyway so why wait?
December 7, 2024 at 4:03 AM
Cast of Wicked but it’s US political figures:

Elphaba………….AOC
Glinda…………….Kyrsten Sinema
The Wizard…….Trump
Mme Morrible…Betsy Devos
Nessarose………Madison Cawthorn
Nanny…………….Hilary Clinton
Dr. Dillamond….Bernie Sanders
Boq………………..Beto
Avaric…………….Adam Kinzinger
Fiyero…………….Pete Buttigieg
December 6, 2024 at 8:52 AM
Too soon?
December 5, 2024 at 9:10 AM
Never have I ever Twittered.
December 5, 2024 at 6:50 AM