There was a young lady from Dallas, who used a dynamite stick as a phallus. They found her vagina in North Carolina, and her arsehole in Buckingham Palace.

Que mierda amanecer con la garganta gacha… por dormirme con el abanico puesto

Mood

Este frio no me deja trabajarrrrr ☠️☠️☠️ stooopp

Y esto queeeee??