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@geriatric.bsky.social
fashion! art! no theatre!!
existential dread is so funny, like go away weirdo thats like for future me!
April 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
existential dread is so funny, like go away weirdo thats like for future me!
as somebody who is who i am i deserve a picnic set WITH a matching umbrella
April 13, 2025 at 11:52 PM
as somebody who is who i am i deserve a picnic set WITH a matching umbrella
i recognize after over a decade of this happening i'd much rather be called a gay slur than tsundere.
April 13, 2025 at 11:51 PM
i recognize after over a decade of this happening i'd much rather be called a gay slur than tsundere.
are you supposed to have 'your song' like this is my song!! because i havent made a song so i don't think it applies to me
February 22, 2025 at 9:52 PM
are you supposed to have 'your song' like this is my song!! because i havent made a song so i don't think it applies to me
every game should have a demo like give me a valid reason to buy a game
February 21, 2025 at 10:24 PM
every game should have a demo like give me a valid reason to buy a game
the idea that blisters exist for having the gall to wear cute shoes is why i know this world isn't real
February 21, 2025 at 12:48 AM
the idea that blisters exist for having the gall to wear cute shoes is why i know this world isn't real
fucked up to think my life was being ruined by a milk intolerance like genetics, be embarrassed and ashamed you put me through this
January 21, 2025 at 3:45 AM
fucked up to think my life was being ruined by a milk intolerance like genetics, be embarrassed and ashamed you put me through this
hot dog in a car going over speedbumps
January 21, 2025 at 3:43 AM
hot dog in a car going over speedbumps
i need a medical professional to tell me what perfume suits me like i cannot go through this nebulous space anymore
April 28, 2024 at 2:30 AM
i need a medical professional to tell me what perfume suits me like i cannot go through this nebulous space anymore
ceo of being a lil queasy all the time
April 28, 2024 at 2:25 AM
ceo of being a lil queasy all the time
having a voice in your head must be so weird like you have an inner dialogue? and you can see pictures in your head? kind of rotted in concept honestly do better
April 28, 2024 at 2:23 AM
having a voice in your head must be so weird like you have an inner dialogue? and you can see pictures in your head? kind of rotted in concept honestly do better
self reflecting is crazy because do hamsters ever do this shit??
April 28, 2024 at 1:41 AM
self reflecting is crazy because do hamsters ever do this shit??
the older i've got the more i've recognized how much a pretty lamp shade really helps my mental health
April 28, 2024 at 1:39 AM
the older i've got the more i've recognized how much a pretty lamp shade really helps my mental health
i love not dreaming just like goodbye night hello morning!! you wont get me this time dreaming stop trying its embarrassing you x
March 10, 2024 at 11:23 PM
i love not dreaming just like goodbye night hello morning!! you wont get me this time dreaming stop trying its embarrassing you x
the fact people genuinely say twink death need to have a hard look at themselves and recognize i moisturize im never moving on stop acting like i will!
skincare beats ageing every time and thats a fact i will not source!!!
skincare beats ageing every time and thats a fact i will not source!!!
March 10, 2024 at 11:17 PM
the fact people genuinely say twink death need to have a hard look at themselves and recognize i moisturize im never moving on stop acting like i will!
skincare beats ageing every time and thats a fact i will not source!!!
skincare beats ageing every time and thats a fact i will not source!!!
nytimes having a new lil daily game and for the love of god please never make the theme the NBA, the connection game already fucks me like that every once in a while like im not american and you're punishing me for it
March 10, 2024 at 11:14 PM
nytimes having a new lil daily game and for the love of god please never make the theme the NBA, the connection game already fucks me like that every once in a while like im not american and you're punishing me for it
you wish this was you
November 16, 2023 at 2:54 PM
you wish this was you
i cant wait for the micro plastics to finally get their shit together and let me turn red when im mad please!!!
November 16, 2023 at 2:52 PM
i cant wait for the micro plastics to finally get their shit together and let me turn red when im mad please!!!
i love pouring just like, liquid truly glides omg
November 16, 2023 at 2:49 PM
i love pouring just like, liquid truly glides omg
honestly i'd be so good in band if all i had to do was stand there because i have no talents whatsoever like please don't pass me a guitar, what am i supposed to do... pose with it??
October 18, 2023 at 4:08 PM
honestly i'd be so good in band if all i had to do was stand there because i have no talents whatsoever like please don't pass me a guitar, what am i supposed to do... pose with it??
i've recognized in myself that maybe i should carry around a notebook because i truly represent out of sight out of mind.
imagine writing a list and then being able to reference back to it... amazing in concept
imagine writing a list and then being able to reference back to it... amazing in concept
October 17, 2023 at 11:28 PM
i've recognized in myself that maybe i should carry around a notebook because i truly represent out of sight out of mind.
imagine writing a list and then being able to reference back to it... amazing in concept
imagine writing a list and then being able to reference back to it... amazing in concept
for the amount of time i've kept at wordle i may as put a star next to my name because im so reliable like wow!
October 10, 2023 at 10:37 PM
for the amount of time i've kept at wordle i may as put a star next to my name because im so reliable like wow!