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geolotick 🌍
@geolotick.bsky.social
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maker of polandball stuff - mostly kinks
you can also contact me on

DA: https://www.deviantart.com/polskaisbest/gallery
FA: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/maelstronimer/
YT: https://youtube.com/@worldluver?si=X3cKsUNpo0nAS3m4
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geolotick 🌍 @geolotick.bsky.social · Jan 21
I apologize in advance for anyone who assumes I'm an average Polandball artist.

Or rather, I don't/s
geolotick.bsky.social
I'm temporarily abandoning my BlueSky due to more age controversy, thanks random adults on the interwebs that are "helping me".

Frankly, I knew I wasn't out of the murky waters yet. I at least hoped I would get less "you shouldn't be here" notifications every now and then.
September 21, 2025 at 1:22 AM
geolotick.bsky.social
FFFF
(Flat Fuck Fort Friday)
What's this? Something not Polandball related? A once in a blue moon sight!
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#fat #countrydragons #belly #dragon #bangladesh
An edited photograph of a store (name unknown), with a smoothly drawn Bangladesh dragon resting on a large stack of toilet paper packages. He seems to be asleep, with his huge belly hanging off the edge of the rolls with his whole body laying on its side. Bangladesh appears to have claimed the toilet paper as some sort of makeshift fort. It's not seen, but he's secretly enjoying it.
August 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
geolotick.bsky.social
Now I hardly ever do this, but I'd love to share a little drabble of mine.
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CW: slob, weight gain, object vore, anal insertion, water inflation, slightly controversial character
www.deviantart.com/polskaisbest...
Those Days at Home... by polskaisbest on DeviantArt
www.deviantart.com
July 19, 2025 at 3:13 PM
geolotick.bsky.social
"I learn history for relevance."
Yeah, I learn history just to make kinky art. We are not the same.
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#polandball #waterinflation #blob #countryballs
Portuguese Empire (left) with a mischievous expression while presumably holding up a water hose to Malacca Empire's (right and basically everywhere) mouth, inflating him full of water. Malacca Empire seems unwilling but also flustered from the rush of water, as his body takes up the whole background and is seemingly infinite.
July 7, 2025 at 1:35 AM
geolotick.bsky.social
Thunderous Sacrifices
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Local village offers some scandals to their beloved Druk, who decides their fate once and for all...

#countryballs #vore #polandball #audio
June 26, 2025 at 9:36 AM
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chuckdrawsthings.bsky.social
share the money pigeon for 10,000 years good luck 💸🍀🤞
a drawing of a pigeon holding a $20 bill in its beak. the background is a bunch of dollars. purple text says "yeah can i get a uhhhhhhhhh crumb" a photo of a pigeon holding a $20 bill in its beak
May 19, 2025 at 9:01 PM
geolotick.bsky.social
Felt obligated to share this.

#countryballs #polandball #blob #blobfaces
Assorted countryball blob faces. Most of them are the typical sphere, while one of them(in the bottom right corner) is a cube(presumably Israel).
May 15, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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geolotick.bsky.social
Is it bad that I was tempted to use "Turkmenb-ass-hi" as the title for the second one???
March 11, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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geolotick.bsky.social
I made this while in a milk-fueled morning stupor. I need not any more explanation.
March 16, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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geolotick.bsky.social
I keep forgetting that everyone actually checks the hashtags.

*thunk*
March 26, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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geolotick.bsky.social
I had to make it into a video so I could post itttt...
March 19, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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geolotick.bsky.social
UNRELEASED British attempt to colonize Nepal circa. 1920(colorized)

#polandball #vore #mawshot #meme
January 12, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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geolotick.bsky.social
Remember Singapores's gum law?
They have a new punishment for it now, and I dig it.

#polandball #comic #vore #digestion
January 12, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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geolotick.bsky.social
Local Borat visits café, over 20 patrons claimed missing... Surely he has nothing to do with it, right?

#polandball #vore #massvore #kazakhstan
January 12, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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geolotick.bsky.social
How many tally marks are on that board, anyways-

#polandball #massvore #digestion #fatal #vore
January 12, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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geolotick.bsky.social
You can't have enough memes, and you can't have enough Timor-Leste!

Funny thing is on my original post on my dA(polskaisbest), I titled this "6 Shades of Timor"
[Credits to og creator of the template]
#meme #polandball #inflation #vore #weightgain #blob
January 12, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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geolotick.bsky.social
"Municipality of Vöre"
(ngl, I'd be shocked if the mods on the Polandball subreddit approve this-)

#polandball #vore #meme #countryballs
January 14, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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geolotick.bsky.social
A very fond, somewhat old tribute for the og creator of the Sheriff Suriname Series(u/FVBLT)...

And this is actually another attempt at mimicking a pretty basic Polandball style, idk- But hey, over a decade of Sheriff Suriname!

#tribute #comic #vore #polandball #countryballs #digestion
A wacky, unexpected tribute to a very old series. In this episode Sheriff Suriname must figure out who captured Western Sahara, and bring the culprit to justice! Unfortunately, all things go away when the kidnapped non-country ends up in a free fall into the sheriff's gut...
January 18, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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geolotick.bsky.social
When Estonia is upset, Finland is always there to provide the solution...

In hindsight, Estonia needs to remember that the solutions are always exaggerated to an extent.

#comic #countryballs #polandball #vore #finland #estonia #endosoma
Finland being a good boyfriend and giving Estonia his idea of "a better view". Admittedly, Estonia finds the Finn's internals more attractive than the formerly bustling metropolitan streets.
January 20, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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geolotick.bsky.social
Dinosaurs go Rawr.

#comic #countryballs #vore #masvore #digestion #polandball
#fatal
Germany shows how the dinosaurs supposedly went extinct.
January 20, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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geolotick.bsky.social
I'm sorry @polandballofficial.bsky.social
But the rules are only so strong.

#blob #polandball #countryballs #meme #sorrynotsorry #china #usa
January 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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geolotick.bsky.social
Don't be afraid.
January 21, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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geolotick.bsky.social
SCOTLAND FOREVER!!!
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🦄🦄🦄

#countryballs #blob #polandball #it's3AMwhyamIawake #scotland #weightgain
January 21, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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geolotick.bsky.social
Burundi needs some recognition.
Shout-out to y'all in Burundi.

#polandball #weightgain #countryballs #blob #inflation
Burundi hooked up to a large tank of what is presumably feeding him liquid. A close-up of his face in the top-right corner shows him happily guzzling down the unnamed liquid. On his belly, there's a painted Earth with the words "PLANET BURUNDI" written on his flesh.
January 21, 2025 at 10:14 AM
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geolotick.bsky.social
Fat Oz because I can't be bothered to give up drawing morbidly obese countries. FEED HIM.

#blob #weightgain #polandball #countryballs #australia
January 23, 2025 at 11:20 AM