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Just biding my time until the Holocene Extinction runs its course.

https://linktr.ee/geofftrowbridge
Can some one explain exactly how I'm supposed to memorialize Charlie Kirk? Because whenever I quote him, his fan base gets really pissed off for some reason...
September 21, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Huh. So I guess the Doctor fucks his companions now.
May 31, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Hey MAGA...

You did it! You pwned the libs!

And all it took was the destruction of the economy and of American democracy.

Woo-hoooooo! Good job!

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(... fucking morons.)
April 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
The talented young Trowbridge sportswriter is now getting syndicated on Yahoo! Sports.
Notre Dame Coordinators Talk Continuity And Takeaways From Spring Practice
Notre Dame's offensive and defensive coordinators addressed the media today after practice about how the spring is progressing
sports.yahoo.com
March 29, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Here’s what your so-called “liberal media” is reporting right now…

So the GOP controls both houses of Congress, the Presidency, and effectively the courts.

But if a shutdown happens, it’s the Democrats’ fault.

Got it.
March 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
To the surprise of no one, the Department of Justice's Office on Violence Against Women (OVW) has removed all information about funding opportunities from its website.
February 12, 2025 at 3:57 PM
What's it like to have loyal friends?

I hear it's nice.
February 10, 2025 at 1:27 PM
But... but he was one of the GOOD ones!!!

(a.k.a., "I didn't think the leopards would eat MY face!") 😢
January 30, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Last week, Trump fired the head of the TSA, the Coast Guard and the Aviation Security Advisory Committee.

But don't worry about it. Nothing to see here.
January 30, 2025 at 1:20 PM
January 29, 2025 at 9:33 PM
After watching Karoline Leavitt, wearing her big-ass cross in plain view while spouting the most vile, hateful rhetoric against the most vulnerable people in our country... I'm just gonna say it:

Christians suck. All of you. Your religion sucks, your morals suck... you're just awful fucking people.
January 28, 2025 at 11:41 PM
A vote for the GOP is a vote for cancer.

Enjoy.
Trump has ordered the National Institutes of Health to cancel their review panels on cancer research.

“The impact of [Trump’s] collective executive orders appears devastating,” one senior NIH employee says.
Trump hits NIH with ‘devastating’ freezes on meetings, travel, communications, and hiring
Researchers facing
www.science.org
January 24, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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January 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Wait, WHAT?!

Are you telling me that we knowingly voted to destroy democracy because we wanted cheaper eggs, and now... the eggs AREN'T CHEAPER???

Well, I'll bet we all feel like fucking idiots right now.*

* Just kidding. Trump voters are far too stupid to realize how stupid they are.
The price of eggs in the US is spiking, mostly due to #H5N1 bird flu. Solving the problem requires urgent, important communications from the CDC & FDA* and rapid development of research by the NIH**

* Currently paused by Executive Order
** Grant reviews now all canceled
www.kcur.org/news/2025-01...
Egg prices are soaring again. Here’s why and what to expect
Bird flu has killed millions of hens in recent weeks, shrinking the supply of eggs and hiking up prices at grocery stores.
www.kcur.org
January 24, 2025 at 1:31 PM
If you want to know why Christians are perceived as toxic assholes by all objective observers, look no further than the reaction to Bishop Budde.

Don’t come at me claiming “not all Christians”. You share a table with Nazis, then you’re a fucking Nazi.
January 23, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Superman had birth parents and Earth parents.
January 23, 2025 at 2:40 AM
The United States Constitution has been removed from the official White House website.

www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-wh...

But don't worry about it. It's fine. This is fine. MAGA
January 21, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I am aware of two—and only two—significant events today: Martin Luther King Jr. Day, and the fulfillment of Notre Dame's quest for a National Championship.

Anything else the media decides to cover today is just nonsensical bullshit.
January 20, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Watching the new Hollywood Squares, and coming to terms with the fact that today’s functioning adults literally do not know how to play tic-tac-toe.
January 18, 2025 at 5:33 PM
So far I have 50 followers on this platform... and about half are random women I've never met, trying to get me to visit their OnlyFans pages.

So it's basically NewTwitter but the porn is behind a paywall.
January 14, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I cannot believe it required a halftime montage with incidental music by Nazareth before I realized that the two starting QBs in the Packers/Eagles game are Love + Hurts.
January 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
More wisdom from my son, the premier Notre Dame sportswriter in the nation (according to my faultlessly objective judgment).
Notre Dame Offense Rallies In The Second Half To Punch Ticket To The National Championship Game
Recapping Notre Dame's offensive performance against Penn State in the Orange Bowl
athlonsports.com
January 11, 2025 at 3:10 PM
♪♫♬ One of these things is not like the others... ♬♫♪
In a sign of respect, every President, Vice President and First Lady put their hands over their hearts as President Carter’s casket moved past — except for one. You can guess who. Such disrespect! 🤬
January 10, 2025 at 3:46 PM
“I want to be in an environment where I have the resources to win a national championship.” -- Brian Kelly, after quitting ND in 2022 to go to the "greener pastures" of LSU.

LSU has not appeared in a single playoff game during Kelly's tenure there.

😆😂🤣
January 10, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Negative harmony: Imagine flipping the notes on the staff along a horizontal axis so that high notes become low (and vice-versa), descending passages become ascending (and vice-versa), and major chords become minor (and vice-versa).

Music is beautiful and weird... like my women.

( ... what?)
Negative Harmony Cover - Bohemian Rhapsody
YouTube video by Steve Cruickshank
www.youtube.com
January 8, 2025 at 11:45 PM