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Can some one explain exactly how I'm supposed to memorialize Charlie Kirk? Because whenever I quote him, his fan base gets really pissed off for some reason...
September 21, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Can some one explain exactly how I'm supposed to memorialize Charlie Kirk? Because whenever I quote him, his fan base gets really pissed off for some reason...
Huh. So I guess the Doctor fucks his companions now.
May 31, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Huh. So I guess the Doctor fucks his companions now.
Hey MAGA...
You did it! You pwned the libs!
And all it took was the destruction of the economy and of American democracy.
Woo-hoooooo! Good job!
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(... fucking morons.)
You did it! You pwned the libs!
And all it took was the destruction of the economy and of American democracy.
Woo-hoooooo! Good job!
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(... fucking morons.)
April 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Hey MAGA...
You did it! You pwned the libs!
And all it took was the destruction of the economy and of American democracy.
Woo-hoooooo! Good job!
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(... fucking morons.)
You did it! You pwned the libs!
And all it took was the destruction of the economy and of American democracy.
Woo-hoooooo! Good job!
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(... fucking morons.)
The talented young Trowbridge sportswriter is now getting syndicated on Yahoo! Sports.
Notre Dame Coordinators Talk Continuity And Takeaways From Spring Practice
Notre Dame's offensive and defensive coordinators addressed the media today after practice about how the spring is progressing
sports.yahoo.com
March 29, 2025 at 2:29 PM
The talented young Trowbridge sportswriter is now getting syndicated on Yahoo! Sports.
Here’s what your so-called “liberal media” is reporting right now…
So the GOP controls both houses of Congress, the Presidency, and effectively the courts.
But if a shutdown happens, it’s the Democrats’ fault.
Got it.
So the GOP controls both houses of Congress, the Presidency, and effectively the courts.
But if a shutdown happens, it’s the Democrats’ fault.
Got it.
March 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Here’s what your so-called “liberal media” is reporting right now…
So the GOP controls both houses of Congress, the Presidency, and effectively the courts.
But if a shutdown happens, it’s the Democrats’ fault.
Got it.
So the GOP controls both houses of Congress, the Presidency, and effectively the courts.
But if a shutdown happens, it’s the Democrats’ fault.
Got it.
No, I am the lucky one. You are the only person in the world who sees the person I truly am and still loves me anyway. 🥰
February 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
No, I am the lucky one. You are the only person in the world who sees the person I truly am and still loves me anyway. 🥰
To the surprise of no one, the Department of Justice's Office on Violence Against Women (OVW) has removed all information about funding opportunities from its website.
February 12, 2025 at 3:57 PM
To the surprise of no one, the Department of Justice's Office on Violence Against Women (OVW) has removed all information about funding opportunities from its website.
Next headline:
"Man who hates posts about sucking cock can't stop commenting on posts about sucking cock."
"Man who hates posts about sucking cock can't stop commenting on posts about sucking cock."
February 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Next headline:
"Man who hates posts about sucking cock can't stop commenting on posts about sucking cock."
"Man who hates posts about sucking cock can't stop commenting on posts about sucking cock."
Oh, I see. It's the progressives' fault.
Fuck off.
Fuck off.
February 10, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Oh, I see. It's the progressives' fault.
Fuck off.
Fuck off.
What's it like to have loyal friends?
I hear it's nice.
I hear it's nice.
February 10, 2025 at 1:27 PM
What's it like to have loyal friends?
I hear it's nice.
I hear it's nice.
But... but he was one of the GOOD ones!!!
(a.k.a., "I didn't think the leopards would eat MY face!") 😢
(a.k.a., "I didn't think the leopards would eat MY face!") 😢
January 30, 2025 at 4:56 PM
But... but he was one of the GOOD ones!!!
(a.k.a., "I didn't think the leopards would eat MY face!") 😢
(a.k.a., "I didn't think the leopards would eat MY face!") 😢
Last week, Trump fired the head of the TSA, the Coast Guard and the Aviation Security Advisory Committee.
But don't worry about it. Nothing to see here.
But don't worry about it. Nothing to see here.
January 30, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Last week, Trump fired the head of the TSA, the Coast Guard and the Aviation Security Advisory Committee.
But don't worry about it. Nothing to see here.
But don't worry about it. Nothing to see here.
After watching Karoline Leavitt, wearing her big-ass cross in plain view while spouting the most vile, hateful rhetoric against the most vulnerable people in our country... I'm just gonna say it:
Christians suck. All of you. Your religion sucks, your morals suck... you're just awful fucking people.
Christians suck. All of you. Your religion sucks, your morals suck... you're just awful fucking people.
January 28, 2025 at 11:41 PM
After watching Karoline Leavitt, wearing her big-ass cross in plain view while spouting the most vile, hateful rhetoric against the most vulnerable people in our country... I'm just gonna say it:
Christians suck. All of you. Your religion sucks, your morals suck... you're just awful fucking people.
Christians suck. All of you. Your religion sucks, your morals suck... you're just awful fucking people.
A vote for the GOP is a vote for cancer.
Enjoy.
Enjoy.
Trump has ordered the National Institutes of Health to cancel their review panels on cancer research.
“The impact of [Trump’s] collective executive orders appears devastating,” one senior NIH employee says.
“The impact of [Trump’s] collective executive orders appears devastating,” one senior NIH employee says.
Trump hits NIH with ‘devastating’ freezes on meetings, travel, communications, and hiring
Researchers facing
www.science.org
January 24, 2025 at 1:58 PM
A vote for the GOP is a vote for cancer.
Enjoy.
Enjoy.
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Wait, WHAT?!
Are you telling me that we knowingly voted to destroy democracy because we wanted cheaper eggs, and now... the eggs AREN'T CHEAPER???
Well, I'll bet we all feel like fucking idiots right now.*
* Just kidding. Trump voters are far too stupid to realize how stupid they are.
Are you telling me that we knowingly voted to destroy democracy because we wanted cheaper eggs, and now... the eggs AREN'T CHEAPER???
Well, I'll bet we all feel like fucking idiots right now.*
* Just kidding. Trump voters are far too stupid to realize how stupid they are.
The price of eggs in the US is spiking, mostly due to #H5N1 bird flu. Solving the problem requires urgent, important communications from the CDC & FDA* and rapid development of research by the NIH**
* Currently paused by Executive Order
** Grant reviews now all canceled
www.kcur.org/news/2025-01...
* Currently paused by Executive Order
** Grant reviews now all canceled
www.kcur.org/news/2025-01...
Egg prices are soaring again. Here’s why and what to expect
Bird flu has killed millions of hens in recent weeks, shrinking the supply of eggs and hiking up prices at grocery stores.
www.kcur.org
January 24, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Wait, WHAT?!
Are you telling me that we knowingly voted to destroy democracy because we wanted cheaper eggs, and now... the eggs AREN'T CHEAPER???
Well, I'll bet we all feel like fucking idiots right now.*
* Just kidding. Trump voters are far too stupid to realize how stupid they are.
Are you telling me that we knowingly voted to destroy democracy because we wanted cheaper eggs, and now... the eggs AREN'T CHEAPER???
Well, I'll bet we all feel like fucking idiots right now.*
* Just kidding. Trump voters are far too stupid to realize how stupid they are.
Bill Wurtz is a damned genius.
January 23, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Bill Wurtz is a damned genius.
If you want to know why Christians are perceived as toxic assholes by all objective observers, look no further than the reaction to Bishop Budde.
Don’t come at me claiming “not all Christians”. You share a table with Nazis, then you’re a fucking Nazi.
Don’t come at me claiming “not all Christians”. You share a table with Nazis, then you’re a fucking Nazi.
January 23, 2025 at 2:29 PM
If you want to know why Christians are perceived as toxic assholes by all objective observers, look no further than the reaction to Bishop Budde.
Don’t come at me claiming “not all Christians”. You share a table with Nazis, then you’re a fucking Nazi.
Don’t come at me claiming “not all Christians”. You share a table with Nazis, then you’re a fucking Nazi.
Superman had birth parents and Earth parents.
January 23, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Superman had birth parents and Earth parents.
The United States Constitution has been removed from the official White House website.
www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-wh...
But don't worry about it. It's fine. This is fine. MAGA
www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-wh...
But don't worry about it. It's fine. This is fine. MAGA
January 21, 2025 at 8:31 PM
The United States Constitution has been removed from the official White House website.
www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-wh...
But don't worry about it. It's fine. This is fine. MAGA
www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-wh...
But don't worry about it. It's fine. This is fine. MAGA
I am aware of two—and only two—significant events today: Martin Luther King Jr. Day, and the fulfillment of Notre Dame's quest for a National Championship.
Anything else the media decides to cover today is just nonsensical bullshit.
Anything else the media decides to cover today is just nonsensical bullshit.
January 20, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I am aware of two—and only two—significant events today: Martin Luther King Jr. Day, and the fulfillment of Notre Dame's quest for a National Championship.
Anything else the media decides to cover today is just nonsensical bullshit.
Anything else the media decides to cover today is just nonsensical bullshit.
Watching the new Hollywood Squares, and coming to terms with the fact that today’s functioning adults literally do not know how to play tic-tac-toe.
January 18, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Watching the new Hollywood Squares, and coming to terms with the fact that today’s functioning adults literally do not know how to play tic-tac-toe.
So far I have 50 followers on this platform... and about half are random women I've never met, trying to get me to visit their OnlyFans pages.
So it's basically NewTwitter but the porn is behind a paywall.
So it's basically NewTwitter but the porn is behind a paywall.
January 14, 2025 at 6:16 PM
So far I have 50 followers on this platform... and about half are random women I've never met, trying to get me to visit their OnlyFans pages.
So it's basically NewTwitter but the porn is behind a paywall.
So it's basically NewTwitter but the porn is behind a paywall.
I cannot believe it required a halftime montage with incidental music by Nazareth before I realized that the two starting QBs in the Packers/Eagles game are Love + Hurts.
January 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I cannot believe it required a halftime montage with incidental music by Nazareth before I realized that the two starting QBs in the Packers/Eagles game are Love + Hurts.