Aliens: So. The groundhog.
Us: Can predict the weather
Aliens: Sure. Obviously. All the time?
Us: No. For this very specific time of year. When it counts.
Aliens: Right.

Motion to extend the Christmas period out after Christmas instead of earlier. The continued expansion of the Christmas season before Christmas is silly and encroaches on other holidays. After Christmas, just cold, barren nothing. And this is from someone who's birthday is in January.

Tech companies banking on talking to your phones/computers/watches to tell AI what to do to a generation that would rather die than make a phone call is very funny.

"My brain is a pipe not a reservoir and I've had an awful lot of flushing lately." - Overheard in a meeting, sans context.