Chris Crutcher
@geezerstotan.bsky.social
Roundly banned ancient author, MAGA resisting King of the Mild Frontier
Hey Mike Johnson…How the HELL do you think you’re gonna get into Heaven? Your God is like Santa Clause…He knows when you’ve been good or bad… He knows your motives, Mike. He knows what you’re thinking. You best be gettin’ your asbestos jammies ready.
November 18, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Hey Mike Johnson…How the HELL do you think you’re gonna get into Heaven? Your God is like Santa Clause…He knows when you’ve been good or bad… He knows your motives, Mike. He knows what you’re thinking. You best be gettin’ your asbestos jammies ready.
His personal DOJ stooge interviewed Maxwell. Maxwell said she never saw him be inappropriate. (No one has EVER said that about him.) He tried to keep the government shut down just to block the Epstein files from coming out. Think maybe he’s been a bad boy?
November 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM
His personal DOJ stooge interviewed Maxwell. Maxwell said she never saw him be inappropriate. (No one has EVER said that about him.) He tried to keep the government shut down just to block the Epstein files from coming out. Think maybe he’s been a bad boy?
Ghislaine Maxwell gets interviewed by DOJ Deputy Atty. Blanche. Says she never saw Trump do anything inappropriate. She gets to go to a prison where she gets room service, and plays with puppies. Think she might have seen McTinypecker do something inappropriate?
November 12, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Ghislaine Maxwell gets interviewed by DOJ Deputy Atty. Blanche. Says she never saw Trump do anything inappropriate. She gets to go to a prison where she gets room service, and plays with puppies. Think she might have seen McTinypecker do something inappropriate?
More White House journalism tips:
Mr. President, you have often touted your Christian faith, expressed your embrace of 2 Corinthians, spoken at the National Prayer Breakfast. Can you name, in any order, at least 8 of the Ten Commandments?
Follow up. Can you name either of the 2 Corinthians?
Mr. President, you have often touted your Christian faith, expressed your embrace of 2 Corinthians, spoken at the National Prayer Breakfast. Can you name, in any order, at least 8 of the Ten Commandments?
Follow up. Can you name either of the 2 Corinthians?
November 12, 2025 at 2:10 PM
More White House journalism tips:
Mr. President, you have often touted your Christian faith, expressed your embrace of 2 Corinthians, spoken at the National Prayer Breakfast. Can you name, in any order, at least 8 of the Ten Commandments?
Follow up. Can you name either of the 2 Corinthians?
Mr. President, you have often touted your Christian faith, expressed your embrace of 2 Corinthians, spoken at the National Prayer Breakfast. Can you name, in any order, at least 8 of the Ten Commandments?
Follow up. Can you name either of the 2 Corinthians?
This bigotry on the part of White immigrants (‘cause we ALL are, right?) toward immigrants of color ain’t new. Read “American Midnight” by Adam Hochschild about the run-up and aftermath of World War I.
It seems nobody ever lit the fire under the so-called “melting pot.”
It seems nobody ever lit the fire under the so-called “melting pot.”
November 10, 2025 at 4:03 PM
This bigotry on the part of White immigrants (‘cause we ALL are, right?) toward immigrants of color ain’t new. Read “American Midnight” by Adam Hochschild about the run-up and aftermath of World War I.
It seems nobody ever lit the fire under the so-called “melting pot.”
It seems nobody ever lit the fire under the so-called “melting pot.”
Some better questions for journalists to ask President McTinypecker: Mr. President, why did you name your youngest son after the condition we all with your mother had had?
Mr. President, who taught you to dance?
Follow-up: Mr. President, are you having that person investigated?
More to follow..
Mr. President, who taught you to dance?
Follow-up: Mr. President, are you having that person investigated?
More to follow..
November 10, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Some better questions for journalists to ask President McTinypecker: Mr. President, why did you name your youngest son after the condition we all with your mother had had?
Mr. President, who taught you to dance?
Follow-up: Mr. President, are you having that person investigated?
More to follow..
Mr. President, who taught you to dance?
Follow-up: Mr. President, are you having that person investigated?
More to follow..
Slow as the transition has been, I finally scraped the last of FaceBook off the bottom of my shoe. Zuckerberg-with-an-F finally got too Trumpian for me. From here on out, it’s Bluesky and SubStack for me!
November 10, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Slow as the transition has been, I finally scraped the last of FaceBook off the bottom of my shoe. Zuckerberg-with-an-F finally got too Trumpian for me. From here on out, it’s Bluesky and SubStack for me!
October 13, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Turn the throngs at Disney parks into nothing but fat guys with bad breath and neck tattoos and their unfortunate families. (Even the rich, clean-cut MAGA folks won’t return on the second day.)
Spread the word.
Spread the word.
September 21, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Turn the throngs at Disney parks into nothing but fat guys with bad breath and neck tattoos and their unfortunate families. (Even the rich, clean-cut MAGA folks won’t return on the second day.)
Spread the word.
Spread the word.
THIS IS THE TIME...
CHRIS CRUTCHER
SEP 21, 2025
…to boycott Disney. Holidays are coming. Cancel you Disney TV. Cancel that trip to Disneyland or Disney World; there are alternatives…maybe not as cool, but this is a chance to make a relatively small sacrifice for a BIG return.
CHRIS CRUTCHER
SEP 21, 2025
…to boycott Disney. Holidays are coming. Cancel you Disney TV. Cancel that trip to Disneyland or Disney World; there are alternatives…maybe not as cool, but this is a chance to make a relatively small sacrifice for a BIG return.
September 21, 2025 at 2:10 PM
THIS IS THE TIME...
CHRIS CRUTCHER
SEP 21, 2025
…to boycott Disney. Holidays are coming. Cancel you Disney TV. Cancel that trip to Disneyland or Disney World; there are alternatives…maybe not as cool, but this is a chance to make a relatively small sacrifice for a BIG return.
CHRIS CRUTCHER
SEP 21, 2025
…to boycott Disney. Holidays are coming. Cancel you Disney TV. Cancel that trip to Disneyland or Disney World; there are alternatives…maybe not as cool, but this is a chance to make a relatively small sacrifice for a BIG return.
Gae Polisner
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Writer of award-winning books & unpublished things. Maker of art. Wannabe mermaid. 💦 Mom of two amazingly good and talented humans. Lawyer. Human. And so on. 💓. Click to read Gae Polisner, a Substack ...
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RAIGN - Knocking On Heavens Door
Visit https://shop.iamraign.com for the latest RAIGN merchandise and apparel. As heard on the season finale of The100. Follow @iamraign on Facebook, IG and Twitter Feature length EP OUT NOW on iTunes!! https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/knocking-on-heavens-door-ep/id975907644?ls=1 Produced by MYSTO & PIZZI
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Breaking News!!!
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Breaking News!!!
I know this to be true, because I just thought of it...
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April 11, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Breaking News!!!
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A Break From Politics
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A Break From Politics
A little personal humor...
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March 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
A Break From Politics
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Does ANYONE know how to make BlueSky fill my computer screen?!?!? It looks on my screen, exactly as it looks on my phone.
February 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Does ANYONE know how to make BlueSky fill my computer screen?!?!? It looks on my screen, exactly as it looks on my phone.
The 24-Hour Economic Blackout Day, February 28
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The 24-Hour Economic Blackout Day, February 28
12:00 A.M. to 11:59 P.M.
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February 21, 2025 at 4:09 PM
The 24-Hour Economic Blackout Day, February 28
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Starman Was Wrong
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Starman Was Wrong
We aren't that
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February 21, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Starman Was Wrong
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You can take a look at my longer stuff on my SubStack site…StotanSpeak
February 21, 2025 at 4:07 PM
You can take a look at my longer stuff on my SubStack site…StotanSpeak
Elon Musk is Edgar Bergen, playing to Trump’s Mortimer Snerd.
February 19, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Elon Musk is Edgar Bergen, playing to Trump’s Mortimer Snerd.