"what if a bowl of instant ramen could have 20 grams of protein" well what if god is dead? what if a rotting corpse sits atop the throne of heaven? what then

hello new bluesky citizen. you are required to post ass or hog at least once, and there is a rotating list of invisible and unknowable rules which changes daily. if you accidentally break a rule you're sent to Poster's Hell. make your post, citizen.

Sous vide @ 165 for 18 hours. Smoke @ 275 for 2.5 hours.

I don't want to go to another app. I want to post on my existing app with my existing lists. I want to be sad with my friends about my losses and support my friends having worse times without Watch My Pussy dot cz notifications all fucking day long. I hate this internet.

I have few desires stronger than grilling someone's shitty father into a pit of shame

I mostly talk about flowers these days