You know, I once thought the only liquor store in town on New Year's Eve was a desperate place.

Today I walked through the floral section of the grocery store on Valentine's Day. Truly terrifying.

Gotta love a good night in with Mom spoiling my dog

If there was a side-eye competition...

The face of a poor abused puppy

That moment when you realize you have the same hairline as your great great (great?) uncle

Blonde chaos demons...

Mom: I'm going to put on my nightgown and sit by the fire.
Dad: I was going to put on your nightgown!
Me: Seriously?!?
...
Me: Should I leave?
Dad: Yes.

The unrepentant face of a dog who daintily pranced around the spilled water from her water bowl only to march through two mud puddles on our walk.