Ankyle91 (he/him)
@geeksaurus91.bsky.social
Ah yes, words. Wordy words. Letters that when put together become words. Those words.
Also dinosaurs are pretty awesome.
Also dinosaurs are pretty awesome.
Well, I'm officially done flirting 🙄
I tried to do the whole "yawn" and put my arm around them bit, and the guy at the urinal flipped out and started yelling at me.
Just so done.
I tried to do the whole "yawn" and put my arm around them bit, and the guy at the urinal flipped out and started yelling at me.
Just so done.
February 10, 2026 at 8:05 AM
Well, I'm officially done flirting 🙄
I tried to do the whole "yawn" and put my arm around them bit, and the guy at the urinal flipped out and started yelling at me.
Just so done.
I tried to do the whole "yawn" and put my arm around them bit, and the guy at the urinal flipped out and started yelling at me.
Just so done.
Time to relieve my childhood 💜🦖🦕💜
#dinosaurs
#dinosaurs
February 10, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Time to relieve my childhood 💜🦖🦕💜
#dinosaurs
#dinosaurs
@discord.com announcing they want us to either upload face scans or ID to have full access to the site starting next month after they got hacked and 70,000 people had personal information stolen a few months ago is wild to me.
February 9, 2026 at 8:19 PM
@discord.com announcing they want us to either upload face scans or ID to have full access to the site starting next month after they got hacked and 70,000 people had personal information stolen a few months ago is wild to me.
We also need to just outright ban child marriage. How is that still a thing in 2026???
February 8, 2026 at 10:56 PM
We also need to just outright ban child marriage. How is that still a thing in 2026???
Fun Fact:
If you pick up your cat and use them as a guitar while singing Crush 40, they'll look at you like you're an idiot
If you pick up your cat and use them as a guitar while singing Crush 40, they'll look at you like you're an idiot
February 5, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Fun Fact:
If you pick up your cat and use them as a guitar while singing Crush 40, they'll look at you like you're an idiot
If you pick up your cat and use them as a guitar while singing Crush 40, they'll look at you like you're an idiot
You better believe I'm getting the hammer! The second I see a bug, bot, or squid I'm pulling a Eustace:
"That's it! I'm gettin me mallet!"
"That's it! I'm gettin me mallet!"
January 31, 2026 at 10:00 PM
You better believe I'm getting the hammer! The second I see a bug, bot, or squid I'm pulling a Eustace:
"That's it! I'm gettin me mallet!"
"That's it! I'm gettin me mallet!"
This is a hill I will die on
January 31, 2026 at 6:21 PM
This is a hill I will die on
You know, the next time everything shuts down and everyone gets to stay home, the universe could throw me a bone and do it on a weekend I have off.
January 24, 2026 at 1:14 AM
You know, the next time everything shuts down and everyone gets to stay home, the universe could throw me a bone and do it on a weekend I have off.
Its my favorite insult 😆
January 22, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Its my favorite insult 😆
Get'em Dr. Grant!
January 17, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Get'em Dr. Grant!
My new goal for finishing my book:
Get rich enough to be able to hire @alancumming.bsky.social to narrate the #JurassicPark novel. I think he would be great as "Book Hammond". 💜🦖💜
Get rich enough to be able to hire @alancumming.bsky.social to narrate the #JurassicPark novel. I think he would be great as "Book Hammond". 💜🦖💜
January 13, 2026 at 10:16 AM
My new goal for finishing my book:
Get rich enough to be able to hire @alancumming.bsky.social to narrate the #JurassicPark novel. I think he would be great as "Book Hammond". 💜🦖💜
Get rich enough to be able to hire @alancumming.bsky.social to narrate the #JurassicPark novel. I think he would be great as "Book Hammond". 💜🦖💜
I wanna go to a con and cosplay Dodgson from Jurassic Park just to see if anyone cares
#jurassicpark #JurassicWorld
#jurassicpark #JurassicWorld
January 13, 2026 at 12:45 AM
I wanna go to a con and cosplay Dodgson from Jurassic Park just to see if anyone cares
#jurassicpark #JurassicWorld
#jurassicpark #JurassicWorld