Also I was selected for a jury in a civil case yesterday and the lawyers did such a bad job lol. I remember in law school thinking I could never go to court and now I’m like Jesus I could’ve done that
November 27, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Also I was selected for a jury in a civil case yesterday and the lawyers did such a bad job lol. I remember in law school thinking I could never go to court and now I’m like Jesus I could’ve done that
I started my new job this week and I haven’t started a new job in years and I feel like I have no idea what’s happening
November 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I started my new job this week and I haven’t started a new job in years and I feel like I have no idea what’s happening
You know your job is toxic when everyone who no longer works there is in a group chat…
November 14, 2025 at 1:25 AM
You know your job is toxic when everyone who no longer works there is in a group chat…
I got a new job! I’m so relieved
November 13, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I got a new job! I’m so relieved
I’m fucking depressed dudes
October 31, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I’m fucking depressed dudes
If you don’t want to sob and sink into a deep depression about the state of our world don’t watch The Perfect Neighbor on Netflix
October 22, 2025 at 1:46 AM
If you don’t want to sob and sink into a deep depression about the state of our world don’t watch The Perfect Neighbor on Netflix
Seattle sports never fails to be heartbreaking
October 21, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Seattle sports never fails to be heartbreaking
This is fucking brutal I’m going to cry
October 21, 2025 at 2:49 AM
This is fucking brutal I’m going to cry
Any of you want to be a gestational carrier for me? Lol for free? 🤣😭
October 20, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Any of you want to be a gestational carrier for me? Lol for free? 🤣😭
This is not a fun experience lmao
October 20, 2025 at 1:28 AM
This is not a fun experience lmao
I thought my coolest mariners story id get to tell my grandkids would be that I got to watch Griffey and Ichiro in their heyday… im so pumped for tonight we could finally go to the WS 😭
October 19, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I thought my coolest mariners story id get to tell my grandkids would be that I got to watch Griffey and Ichiro in their heyday… im so pumped for tonight we could finally go to the WS 😭
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO SODO MOJO BABY
October 18, 2025 at 1:05 AM
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO SODO MOJO BABY
He did not just call him ichiro 😒
October 17, 2025 at 2:54 AM
He did not just call him ichiro 😒
These announcers are fucking assholes lol
October 17, 2025 at 2:23 AM
These announcers are fucking assholes lol
Come onnnn Mariners Jesus
October 17, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Come onnnn Mariners Jesus
I love my Seattle sports teams so much 🥹 even when we suck lol
October 16, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I love my Seattle sports teams so much 🥹 even when we suck lol
I feel like I jinxed the Ms because I told my dad to turn on the game
October 16, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I feel like I jinxed the Ms because I told my dad to turn on the game
Diane Keaton dying is depressing me ugh
October 11, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Diane Keaton dying is depressing me ugh
I love Taylor’s new album lol I feel like the whole thing is very tongue in cheek
October 4, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I love Taylor’s new album lol I feel like the whole thing is very tongue in cheek
Ok nice seeing yall bye 😘
September 18, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Ok nice seeing yall bye 😘
Okay ALSO by chance Carrie’s brother did IVF with his wife and they have 3 extra embryos they want to donate… so they’re giving them to me. 🥹🥹🥹 long ways off but I might get to be a mom someday after all
September 18, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Okay ALSO by chance Carrie’s brother did IVF with his wife and they have 3 extra embryos they want to donate… so they’re giving them to me. 🥹🥹🥹 long ways off but I might get to be a mom someday after all
In other news my neighbor gave me her old kiln so I basically have a pottery studio in my detached garage now. I can’t wait to make a bunch of shitty mugs
September 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
In other news my neighbor gave me her old kiln so I basically have a pottery studio in my detached garage now. I can’t wait to make a bunch of shitty mugs
Also want to talk about the Kirk thing but I have a random connection to it and don’t want it to get back to my job. Everything just feels real shitty right now
September 18, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Also want to talk about the Kirk thing but I have a random connection to it and don’t want it to get back to my job. Everything just feels real shitty right now