Ged
@ged1304.bsky.social
Dad of 2 cool kids. Awkward, tired, a bit weird and hella introverted. Reluctant main character of a sitcom. Follow me to E M B R A C E the chaos 👧🏼👶🏻
Easter’s great, but real question - at what age did you stop chewing your kid’s chocolate eggs before handing them over (in a bowl, obviously)?
Ours are 3 and 1, and honestly, I’m tired of being the mummy bird every damn year.
Ours are 3 and 1, and honestly, I’m tired of being the mummy bird every damn year.
April 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Easter’s great, but real question - at what age did you stop chewing your kid’s chocolate eggs before handing them over (in a bowl, obviously)?
Ours are 3 and 1, and honestly, I’m tired of being the mummy bird every damn year.
Ours are 3 and 1, and honestly, I’m tired of being the mummy bird every damn year.
Did you know since the UK left the EU, we’ve mandated straight bananas?
UK farmers are now paid extra to un-bend them so they’re not considered “woke” and sell better in local markets.
Absolutely unbelievable.
UK farmers are now paid extra to un-bend them so they’re not considered “woke” and sell better in local markets.
Absolutely unbelievable.
April 20, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Did you know since the UK left the EU, we’ve mandated straight bananas?
UK farmers are now paid extra to un-bend them so they’re not considered “woke” and sell better in local markets.
Absolutely unbelievable.
UK farmers are now paid extra to un-bend them so they’re not considered “woke” and sell better in local markets.
Absolutely unbelievable.
People always misinterpret the Easter story.
Jesus didn’t roll the stone.
He stole the Rhône.
That’s the wine he used to turn water into wine.
History is wild when you actually read it.
Theologists agree this is the real story.
Jesus didn’t roll the stone.
He stole the Rhône.
That’s the wine he used to turn water into wine.
History is wild when you actually read it.
Theologists agree this is the real story.
April 20, 2025 at 11:10 AM
People always misinterpret the Easter story.
Jesus didn’t roll the stone.
He stole the Rhône.
That’s the wine he used to turn water into wine.
History is wild when you actually read it.
Theologists agree this is the real story.
Jesus didn’t roll the stone.
He stole the Rhône.
That’s the wine he used to turn water into wine.
History is wild when you actually read it.
Theologists agree this is the real story.
Love serving tiny dude breakfast and he throws something away and then cries because he actually wants it
Welcome to cause and effect, little dum dum
Welcome to cause and effect, little dum dum
March 1, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Love serving tiny dude breakfast and he throws something away and then cries because he actually wants it
Welcome to cause and effect, little dum dum
Welcome to cause and effect, little dum dum
Our tiny boy was up at 6, so we got up and watched the sunrise together while he had his milk. I say ‘we,’ but really, I watched the sunrise - he was too busy crapping himself.
March 1, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Our tiny boy was up at 6, so we got up and watched the sunrise together while he had his milk. I say ‘we,’ but really, I watched the sunrise - he was too busy crapping himself.
Ask me what parenting is like and I’ll show you that I’ve been woken up after 16 minutes of sleep so that my 10 month old can drink 4oz, demand crisps (by pouring them out then screaming like a chimp) whilst a toy drill sings old McDonald had a farm to us both. This has to be a fever dream.
January 24, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Ask me what parenting is like and I’ll show you that I’ve been woken up after 16 minutes of sleep so that my 10 month old can drink 4oz, demand crisps (by pouring them out then screaming like a chimp) whilst a toy drill sings old McDonald had a farm to us both. This has to be a fever dream.
Woke up in Narnia today where my satyr fiends at
November 23, 2024 at 10:02 AM
Woke up in Narnia today where my satyr fiends at
You know it’s going well when your making puppets at 8pm on a Wednesday night
November 20, 2024 at 8:05 PM
You know it’s going well when your making puppets at 8pm on a Wednesday night
Up at 6am with our tiny boy child, if he wasn’t so cute I’d be raj I need my 8 hours
November 20, 2024 at 11:31 AM
Up at 6am with our tiny boy child, if he wasn’t so cute I’d be raj I need my 8 hours
Our 8 month son has cried twice in his sleep, making me drop my Doritos to go settle him. Like? Excuse me, selfish much?
November 20, 2024 at 12:22 AM
Our 8 month son has cried twice in his sleep, making me drop my Doritos to go settle him. Like? Excuse me, selfish much?
Who gon win Jake Paul or Tyson
November 15, 2024 at 7:50 PM
Who gon win Jake Paul or Tyson
Don’t scroll, I need to let the world know! The thirteenth spice i-
November 15, 2024 at 3:19 PM
Don’t scroll, I need to let the world know! The thirteenth spice i-
I have absolutely no idea how to use this but I’m enjoying shouting into the void so far
November 15, 2024 at 11:54 AM
I have absolutely no idea how to use this but I’m enjoying shouting into the void so far
The guy who eats roadkill and is being controlled by a worm is in charge of WHAT?
November 14, 2024 at 10:10 PM
The guy who eats roadkill and is being controlled by a worm is in charge of WHAT?
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my craving for chicken tenders never goes away
November 14, 2024 at 7:18 PM
my craving for chicken tenders never goes away
Son just fell backwards while sitting and I caught him with my foot, probably try out for football now
November 14, 2024 at 8:28 PM
Son just fell backwards while sitting and I caught him with my foot, probably try out for football now
Can’t wait for the home bargains to be built near our house, I’m in the market for some bargains. Specifically for my home too which is handy.
November 14, 2024 at 4:50 PM
Can’t wait for the home bargains to be built near our house, I’m in the market for some bargains. Specifically for my home too which is handy.
*changing my sat nav’s voice to Yoda* - Gosh, I wish Kurt Cobain was here to see this.
November 14, 2024 at 1:32 PM
*changing my sat nav’s voice to Yoda* - Gosh, I wish Kurt Cobain was here to see this.
Turning the car radio up to hide the wounded buffalo noises the cars making
November 14, 2024 at 10:24 AM
Turning the car radio up to hide the wounded buffalo noises the cars making
Doing 110 in a 30 follo4follo buy my wallpaper app x
November 14, 2024 at 10:07 AM
Doing 110 in a 30 follo4follo buy my wallpaper app x
Aaah what a beautiful day to scream into the void
November 14, 2024 at 8:39 AM
Aaah what a beautiful day to scream into the void
Letting my phone get to under 3% so it knows who’s boss
November 13, 2024 at 9:17 PM
Letting my phone get to under 3% so it knows who’s boss
Where’s the starter pack for new friends? #StarterPack
November 13, 2024 at 8:45 PM
Where’s the starter pack for new friends? #StarterPack