Cecil Stedman
@gdapentagon.bsky.social
Head of the global defense agency. Responsible for protecting the earth from all manner of threats, be they terrestrial or extraterrestrial.
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Cecil Stedman
@gdapentagon.bsky.social
· Dec 11
Just got done with my hour long goo bath. How’s the world looking?
Sure. Whatever you say Donald, keep an eye on them.
"𝘊𝘢𝘭𝘮?"
"... 𝘖𝘬𝘢𝘺, s𝘶𝘳𝘦. 𝘐’𝘮 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘮. 𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘭 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘤 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘢𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘰𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘢𝘭 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘱𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘢𝘳 𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘭."
"𝘛𝘰𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦. 𝘓𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘌𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘩."
"... 𝘖𝘬𝘢𝘺, s𝘶𝘳𝘦. 𝘐’𝘮 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘮. 𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘭 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘤 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘢𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘰𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘢𝘭 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘱𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘢𝘳 𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘭."
"𝘛𝘰𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦. 𝘓𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘌𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘩."
April 18, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Sure. Whatever you say Donald, keep an eye on them.
Reposted by Cecil Stedman
"𝘊𝘢𝘭𝘮?"
"... 𝘖𝘬𝘢𝘺, s𝘶𝘳𝘦. 𝘐’𝘮 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘮. 𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘭 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘤 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘢𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘰𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘢𝘭 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘱𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘢𝘳 𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘭."
"𝘛𝘰𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦. 𝘓𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘌𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘩."
"... 𝘖𝘬𝘢𝘺, s𝘶𝘳𝘦. 𝘐’𝘮 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘮. 𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘭 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘤 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘢𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘰𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘢𝘭 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘱𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘢𝘳 𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘭."
"𝘛𝘰𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦. 𝘓𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘌𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘩."
April 18, 2025 at 4:36 PM
"𝘊𝘢𝘭𝘮?"
"... 𝘖𝘬𝘢𝘺, s𝘶𝘳𝘦. 𝘐’𝘮 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘮. 𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘭 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘤 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘢𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘰𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘢𝘭 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘱𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘢𝘳 𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘭."
"𝘛𝘰𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦. 𝘓𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘌𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘩."
"... 𝘖𝘬𝘢𝘺, s𝘶𝘳𝘦. 𝘐’𝘮 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘮. 𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘭 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘤 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘢𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘰𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘢𝘭 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘱𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘢𝘳 𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘭."
"𝘛𝘰𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦. 𝘓𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘌𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘩."
You will not go near our McDonald’s.
→ 𝘜𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘰𝘥. 𝘗𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘨𝘰𝘯-𝘭𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘭 𝘦𝘯𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘶𝘭𝘵𝘪𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘤𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘧𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘰𝘳𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘥. 𝘐 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘶𝘱𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘊𝘰𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘺.
→ ... 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘺 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘸𝘪𝘴𝘩 𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵.
→ ... 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘺 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘸𝘪𝘴𝘩 𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵.
We have the money to spare for the best ingredients, so yes it’s far better. And yes there are other fast food chains. Such as Panda Express and Starbucks, but McDonald’s is the best
April 14, 2025 at 5:52 PM
You will not go near our McDonald’s.
Damnit, popper got to the orange juice again. We have to have a lock on it or something
April 14, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Damnit, popper got to the orange juice again. We have to have a lock on it or something
Let’s be glad he’s dead. Yup. Totally dead.
April 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Let’s be glad he’s dead. Yup. Totally dead.
We have the money to spare for the best ingredients, so yes it’s far better. And yes there are other fast food chains. Such as Panda Express and Starbucks, but McDonald’s is the best
→ 𝘞𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘢𝘺 𝘪𝘵’𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘳 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘢 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘤𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘔𝘤𝘋𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘥’𝘴?
→ 𝘈𝘭𝘴𝘰, 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘗𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘨𝘰𝘯? 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘶𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘧𝘢𝘴𝘤𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨.
→ 𝘈𝘭𝘴𝘰, 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘗𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘨𝘰𝘯? 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘶𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘧𝘢𝘴𝘤𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨.
Only high level government employees can access the McDonald’s. No civilians can have our McNuggets
April 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM
We have the money to spare for the best ingredients, so yes it’s far better. And yes there are other fast food chains. Such as Panda Express and Starbucks, but McDonald’s is the best
Reposted by Cecil Stedman
→ 𝘌𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘩 𝘷𝘪𝘴𝘪𝘵 #7: 𝘛𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘥 '𝘛𝘢𝘤𝘰 𝘉𝘦𝘭𝘭.' 𝘊𝘰𝘯𝘧𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘶𝘦𝘥. 𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘴𝘯𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘰𝘯 𝘠𝘖𝘜𝘙 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘵? 𝘐’𝘮 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘴𝘯𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵 (𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘴𝘤𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦). 𝘉𝘰𝘯𝘶𝘴 𝘪𝘧 𝘪𝘵 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯’𝘵 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘭𝘰𝘥𝘦? 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘢 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘮 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦. 🚀🌮💬
April 11, 2025 at 2:04 AM
→ 𝘌𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘩 𝘷𝘪𝘴𝘪𝘵 #7: 𝘛𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘥 '𝘛𝘢𝘤𝘰 𝘉𝘦𝘭𝘭.' 𝘊𝘰𝘯𝘧𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘶𝘦𝘥. 𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘴𝘯𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘰𝘯 𝘠𝘖𝘜𝘙 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘵? 𝘐’𝘮 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘴𝘯𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵 (𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘴𝘤𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦). 𝘉𝘰𝘯𝘶𝘴 𝘪𝘧 𝘪𝘵 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯’𝘵 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘭𝘰𝘥𝘦? 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘢 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘮 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦. 🚀🌮💬
Only high level government employees can access the McDonald’s. No civilians can have our McNuggets
→ 𝘞𝘢𝘪𝘵, 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘗𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘨𝘰𝘯 -𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺- 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢 𝘔𝘤𝘋𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘥’𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘪𝘵?
→ 𝘊𝘢𝘯 𝘤𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘴 𝘨𝘰, 𝘰𝘳 𝘥𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘢 𝘔𝘤𝘍𝘭𝘶𝘳𝘳𝘺?
→ 𝘊𝘢𝘯 𝘤𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘴 𝘨𝘰, 𝘰𝘳 𝘥𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘢 𝘔𝘤𝘍𝘭𝘶𝘳𝘳𝘺?
April 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Only high level government employees can access the McDonald’s. No civilians can have our McNuggets
I prefer McDonald’s
April 11, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I prefer McDonald’s
Oh shiver me timbers you ain’t getting anywhere near the pentagon little bro
April 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Oh shiver me timbers you ain’t getting anywhere near the pentagon little bro
Oh no he’s hot
I’m Omni-Manning it! Ooohh I’m Omni-Manning it!
….are you sure?
pretty sure. rendered a trash piece. into space.
#invincible #nolangrayson #omniman #areyousure
….are you sure?
pretty sure. rendered a trash piece. into space.
#invincible #nolangrayson #omniman #areyousure
April 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Oh no he’s hot
You ain’t getting him, bitch
April 11, 2025 at 3:01 PM
You ain’t getting him, bitch
“I need you Cecil!” Bitch I ain’t going down there that mf was staring you down
April 11, 2025 at 4:02 AM
“I need you Cecil!” Bitch I ain’t going down there that mf was staring you down
This was the last image saved to Omni-Man’s hard drive before he went rogue. Anyone know what this could mean?
April 11, 2025 at 3:58 AM
This was the last image saved to Omni-Man’s hard drive before he went rogue. Anyone know what this could mean?
Damn we should’ve just given Rex a bunch of skeletons
April 11, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Damn we should’ve just given Rex a bunch of skeletons
Felt cute. Might delete later
April 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Felt cute. Might delete later
This kid is such a damn hypocrite. He’ll work for his dad who murdered dozens in Chicago, but the moment I work with a couple former killers he loses his mind. Society, much?
February 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
This kid is such a damn hypocrite. He’ll work for his dad who murdered dozens in Chicago, but the moment I work with a couple former killers he loses his mind. Society, much?
Reposted by Cecil Stedman
Invincible? More like little bastard
February 6, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Invincible? More like little bastard