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Me, after getting home from a weekend trip: "I gotta unpack everything, this is gonna be so much work..."
Beat.
Me: "Me to my therapist every week."
Beat.
Me: "Me to my therapist every week."
October 6, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Me, after getting home from a weekend trip: "I gotta unpack everything, this is gonna be so much work..."
Beat.
Me: "Me to my therapist every week."
Beat.
Me: "Me to my therapist every week."
News Screen: "Shooter disagreed with [the victim]'s ideaology."
Me: "Be wild if he shot him because he AGREED with his ideology..."
Me: "Be wild if he shot him because he AGREED with his ideology..."
September 12, 2025 at 8:40 PM
News Screen: "Shooter disagreed with [the victim]'s ideaology."
Me: "Be wild if he shot him because he AGREED with his ideology..."
Me: "Be wild if he shot him because he AGREED with his ideology..."
"High Fructose Enriched Potato Syrup."
August 15, 2025 at 9:32 PM
"High Fructose Enriched Potato Syrup."
It'd be a real power move to come out to my parents by telling them they spelled my name wrong on my birthday cake.
May 6, 2025 at 1:50 AM
It'd be a real power move to come out to my parents by telling them they spelled my name wrong on my birthday cake.