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Shower Food Review 90: Chicken Parmigiana - My internet has been out so I have plenty of time to reflect on myself. Instead I'm gonna go sit at a coffee shop all day & use their internet. This was alright but the best shower foods are ones you can hold in your bare hands. 5/10

Shower Food Review 89: Calamari- When I was a kid I spent the weekend at a friend's house. I always thought he was cool so I was excited. He gave me a little toy bike. The next day I went to thank him & he said "I never gave you that give it back" in front of the other kids. 6/10

Shower Food Review 85: Banana Split - The steam made it melt but it was still very good. I added pistachio ice cream which made it even fancier. Some people hate what I do but that's OK. I'm just trying to make people laugh. I am not the "Shower Food Review Guy." I am Gaz. 8/10

Shower Food Review 80: Filet-O-Fish- I was so disgusted by this sandwich I couldn't finish it. I once saw someone eat 3 of these in one sitting & I could never look at them the same. They lost my trust & respect on that day. If you like these I don't wanna hear it. Get help. 0/10

Shower Food Review 79: Oxtail - It's annoying having to jump into the shower whenever I'm hungry & ready to eat. But on the other hand when I shower without food I feel naked & my stomach starts growling. I fear I've formed a permanent association between showering & eating. 9/10

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Shower Food Review 71: Whole Peking Duck - I took some time off to just relax. Each day I try to improve myself but I realized if you keep pushing the envelope one day it's going to break. Anyways this was one of the most decadent meals I've ever eaten in the shower. 10/10

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Hey friends what if I ate some food in the shower would that be funny