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Gen X. Bi. She/her. Thirsty bitch and general dumbass
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Today’s bit of #ofmdskyfic is now up on ao3, if you prefer: archiveofourown.org/works/748088...
Stede’s sitting in his office Thursday morning, playing with the fidget cube that came in a box of swag from the university’s office of research, deep in thought. He 𝘩𝘢𝘴 to come up with another activity that might interest a sexy geologist.

#ofmdskyfic #ofmdfanfic #ofmdfic #gentlebeard

Part 6 ⬇️
Sailing Over a Cardboard Sea is a #gentlebeard fake dating AU, with several skyfics in the series! Fun and flirty and So. Much. Pining ❤️

archiveofourown.org/series/4832431

#ofmdskyfic
November 26, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Bored attorney Ed. Peak oblivious Stede. The AO3 window in the title card is no accident. Unhinged behavior. Have I intrigued you without too many spoilers?? Check out what @curiosityrocks.bsky.social and I made for #OFMDBB25! Summary/tags ⬇️

archiveofourown.org/works/74352541

#ofmdfic #ofmdfanfic
November 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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🚨 2026 Lego Ed and Stede Calendars are here!! 🚨

2 sizes! 5 brand-new images with little stories, plus some greatest hits! My Lego Ed and Stede are ready to come live at your house, office, etc. ❤️

👉 Purchase here: politestmenace.printful.me

More info below ⬇️

#LegoEdandStede #shopOFMD
October 23, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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Y’ALL 🥹 ahhhhhh!!!!!

#LegoEdandStede
October 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Relieved I’m heading out to see Rhysie today, or I’d be a true mess over posting the epilogue of ‘Til the Stars Don’t Shine 🥺 come have a look into these sweet lads’ future 🎢❤️

(If you like completed fics, now’s your time!)

archiveofourown.org/works/685155...

#ofmdfic #ofmdfanfic #gentlebeard
October 3, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Calling all Stede glasses enjoyers!! SO excited to bring you Dissolv'd in amorous Heat, another smutty innkeeper collab with @aliassamm.bsky.social!! Uses the Day 1 Kinktober prompt, “Cockwarming.” Hope you enjoy ❤️‍🔥

archiveofourown.org/works/71653886

#OFMDkinktober25 #ofmdnsfw #ofmdfic #gentlebeard
October 1, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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a little something tender and sweet for dinner🤗😋
#RhysDarbyFaction #HoffRoading
September 21, 2025 at 10:44 PM
An appreciation 🧵 of our gorgeous Con being as delectable as ever for the lovely @roflad.bsky.social’s birthday! 🔥🔥

Happy Belated Birthday sweetheart, sorry it’s so late! 🥳🥳😘😘🥰🥰
September 16, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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For the “pics or it didn’t happen” crowd 😘 jilted bride Ed Teach, babygirliest version
September 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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The RDF discord had thoughts on the phrase “the fanny pack stays on” and I’m nothing if not suggestible when it comes to art.

CW: 🍑 & 🪩🪩 and general nudity
September 10, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Just in time for #SexualSunday, may I interest you in some innkeeper-era smut and story? So thrilled to bring you Seeing, Being Seen, with gorgeous art by @aliassamm.bsky.social ❤️‍🔥 E rated, 5.7k. Tags below ⬇️

archiveofourown.org/works/70127756

#ofmdfic #ofmdfanfic #ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard
August 31, 2025 at 4:23 PM
An appreciation 🧵 of Rhys looking delicious with food for @aniwolfsbane.bsky.social’s birthday!

Happy Birthday my love, I hope you’re having a great day! 🥳🥳😘😘❤️❤️
August 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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👀🏴‍☠️💕🌈🦄 #ofmd
August 19, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Gonna #TakeTwoTuesday this fun little morsel 🧜‍♂️❤️ it was a delight to follow @sailorsruin92.bsky.social’s lead on this one!
Surprise!! I have something for #OFMDMerMay, inspired by @sailorsruin92.bsky.social’s wonderful, funny art ❤️ Very short and fluffy; a bit over 1k words. My pleasure to have my co-captain take the wheel!

archiveofourown.org/works/65527534

#ofmdfic #ofmdfanfic #gentlebeard #MerStede
August 19, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Feels like a good time to drop this again…

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August 19, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Quote with a gif from the last show/movie you watched

Recently became obsessed with Cabaret the musical. I’m so in love with Alan Cumming 🫠🫠
August 18, 2025 at 4:16 PM
An appreciation 🧵 of our gorgeous Taika with a little drinky drink as a belated birthday present for @hardenedhoney.bsky.social! 🔥🔥

Happy Birthday my love! I’m so sorry it’s late 🥳🥳😘😘❤️❤️
August 18, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Hello #OFMDFreakyFriday Folks! It's the last Friday of July, so please share your recommendations, your own existing work, reshare links to art you love, or post something new you've created! We'll share throughout the day!

#OFMDnsfw
July 25, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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Happy #OFMDFreakyFriday this is probably the freakiest thing I’ve written! Stede goes to a sex club and meets a masked stranger who just can’t stay away from him! #OFMDnsfw

archiveofourown.org/works/52641646
Hello #OFMDFreakyFriday Folks! It's the last Friday of July, so please share your recommendations, your own existing work, reshare links to art you love, or post something new you've created! We'll share throughout the day!

#OFMDnsfw
July 25, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Today’s bit of #ofmdskyfic. I’ll get it on ao3 later today ❤️
They continue on through the blue course, Ed and Stede alternately praising each other’s successes and engaging in some (mild) trash talk: “Ooh, so close,” Stede says, when Ed goes quite wide on the tenth hole. “I’m sure you’ll get it in one more. Or two. Or three.”
July 25, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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substack.com/@vicoortiz10...

Join me and let’s watch together how these Kings SLAAAAYYYYY ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥
July 25, 2025 at 2:41 PM
What inappropriate-for-your-age-group film did you watch as a kid?

Alien when I was 7 years old at a friend’s house. I ended up having a panic attack when they cut off Ash’s head and stuck it to the table 😂

Of course I’m a huge horror fan now
What inappropriate-for-your-age-group film did you watch as a kid?

Stephen King's OG "IT" when I was 4. It was airing on TV, the 2 night special. I sat five feet from the TV on the floor and giggled my way through it; my mom hid under a blanket on the couch in fear.

Cue lifelong love of horror lol
What inappropriate-for-your-age-group film did you watch as a kid?

We were POOR when I was younger, and we used to record movies on VHS back to back and save them. 10-year-old me saw The Kentucky Fried Movie because it was on the same tape when I was trying to watch Dirty Dancing.
July 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Ed Teach appreciation post 🙂‍↕️

Patting him on his forehead. Goodnight sweet prince. Your boyfriend will be home soon.
July 24, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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☝️ well, technically, you’re supposed to avoid lighthouses so you don’t crack up on the rocks 🪨
July 24, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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“Rhys was so right for the role.” - Ethan Peck

“I was really star struck when he came on set.” - Jess Bush

The official #StarTrek Instagram account has posted a BTS look at “Wedding Bell Blues” and bringing Trelane (back) to life!

📷: www.instagram.com/reel/DMeJbie...
July 24, 2025 at 1:19 AM