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lucius
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Gen X. Bi. She/her. Thirsty bitch and general dumbass
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politestmenace.bsky.social
Today’s bit of #ofmdskyfic is now up on ao3, if you prefer: archiveofourown.org/works/748088...
politestmenace.bsky.social R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 13d
Stede’s sitting in his office Thursday morning, playing with the fidget cube that came in a box of swag from the university’s office of research, deep in thought. He 𝘩𝘢𝘴 to come up with another activity that might interest a sexy geologist.

#ofmdskyfic #ofmdfanfic #ofmdfic #gentlebeard

Part 6 ⬇️
politestmenace.bsky.social R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · Jun 17
Sailing Over a Cardboard Sea is a #gentlebeard fake dating AU, with several skyfics in the series! Fun and flirty and So. Much. Pining ❤️

archiveofourown.org/series/4832431

#ofmdskyfic
November 26, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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politestmenace.bsky.social
Bored attorney Ed. Peak oblivious Stede. The AO3 window in the title card is no accident. Unhinged behavior. Have I intrigued you without too many spoilers?? Check out what @curiosityrocks.bsky.social and I made for #OFMDBB25! Summary/tags ⬇️

archiveofourown.org/works/74352541

#ofmdfic #ofmdfanfic
Title card with an image of an open laptop that has an illustration of Stede and Ed’s eyes visible above an AO3 window in a browser. The text reads “The Bequest words by R | Politest Menace art by Curiosity Rocks An OFMD Big Bang 2025 AU E rated, Ed/Stede, 24k”
November 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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politestmenace.bsky.social
🚨 2026 Lego Ed and Stede Calendars are here!! 🚨

2 sizes! 5 brand-new images with little stories, plus some greatest hits! My Lego Ed and Stede are ready to come live at your house, office, etc. ❤️

👉 Purchase here: politestmenace.printful.me

More info below ⬇️

#LegoEdandStede #shopOFMD
Lego Ed and Stede with calendars of themselves
October 23, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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politestmenace.bsky.social
Y’ALL 🥹 ahhhhhh!!!!!

#LegoEdandStede
Sample small and large Lego Ed and Stede calendars. Actual calendars!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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politestmenace.bsky.social
Relieved I’m heading out to see Rhysie today, or I’d be a true mess over posting the epilogue of ‘Til the Stars Don’t Shine 🥺 come have a look into these sweet lads’ future 🎢❤️

(If you like completed fics, now’s your time!)

archiveofourown.org/works/685155...

#ofmdfic #ofmdfanfic #gentlebeard
Cover art with two boys in tuxes in the background. The text reads “'Til the Stars Don't Shine A 1990s High School AU Words by R | Politest Menace Art by mermaidinn”
October 3, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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politestmenace.bsky.social
Calling all Stede glasses enjoyers!! SO excited to bring you Dissolv'd in amorous Heat, another smutty innkeeper collab with @aliassamm.bsky.social!! Uses the Day 1 Kinktober prompt, “Cockwarming.” Hope you enjoy ❤️‍🔥

archiveofourown.org/works/71653886

#OFMDkinktober25 #ofmdnsfw #ofmdfic #gentlebeard
Cover art that has a shirtless Stede wearing glasses and holding a book. The text reads "Dissolv’d in amorous Heat" Innkeeper era • 4k • Rated E • words by: R| Politest Menace art by: Samm A Kintober 2025 Collab”
October 1, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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sailor-foracaptain.bsky.social
a little something tender and sweet for dinner🤗😋
#RhysDarbyFaction #HoffRoading
Rhys, wearing a dark blue shirt and with perfect white hair, looks down with a smile. Same outfit, but he's already stand and about to put on his glasses. The fly of his jeans, by the way, is fighting for its life.
September 21, 2025 at 10:44 PM
gaypiratelvr.bsky.social
An appreciation 🧵 of our gorgeous Con being as delectable as ever for the lovely @roflad.bsky.social’s birthday! 🔥🔥

Happy Belated Birthday sweetheart, sorry it’s so late! 🥳🥳😘😘🥰🥰
September 16, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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politestmenace.bsky.social
For the “pics or it didn’t happen” crowd 😘 jilted bride Ed Teach, babygirliest version
A person in Ed Teach cosplay with a flower crown and bloodied veil, wearing a tank top with a “trust no one” tattoo that the photographer didn’t have them fix (grr), a belt and a skirt and snake tights
September 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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citrussynning.bsky.social
The RDF discord had thoughts on the phrase “the fanny pack stays on” and I’m nothing if not suggestible when it comes to art.

CW: 🍑 & 🪩🪩 and general nudity
A digital drawing of Stede Bonnet from Our Flag Means Death looking over his shoulder, wearing nothing but a fanny pack/bum bag (depending on where you learned English) which partially covers his bottom. He’s posed coyly, like a pinup model.
September 10, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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politestmenace.bsky.social
Just in time for #SexualSunday, may I interest you in some innkeeper-era smut and story? So thrilled to bring you Seeing, Being Seen, with gorgeous art by @aliassamm.bsky.social ❤️‍🔥 E rated, 5.7k. Tags below ⬇️

archiveofourown.org/works/70127756

#ofmdfic #ofmdfanfic #ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard
Cover art with Stede blindfolded and Ed gazing at him lovingly, with candles in the background. The text reads “Seeing, Being Seen Innkeeper era 5.7k Rated E words by R Politest Menace art by Samm”
August 31, 2025 at 4:23 PM
gaypiratelvr.bsky.social
An appreciation 🧵 of Rhys looking delicious with food for @aniwolfsbane.bsky.social’s birthday!

Happy Birthday my love, I hope you’re having a great day! 🥳🥳😘😘❤️❤️
August 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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adoptourcrew.bsky.social
👀🏴‍☠️💕🌈🦄 #ofmd
A screenshot from Twitter “If anyone wants to pick us up for S3, I'm sure we could get the band back together”
August 19, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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politestmenace.bsky.social
Gonna #TakeTwoTuesday this fun little morsel 🧜‍♂️❤️ it was a delight to follow @sailorsruin92.bsky.social’s lead on this one!
politestmenace.bsky.social R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · May 13
Surprise!! I have something for #OFMDMerMay, inspired by @sailorsruin92.bsky.social’s wonderful, funny art ❤️ Very short and fluffy; a bit over 1k words. My pleasure to have my co-captain take the wheel!

archiveofourown.org/works/65527534

#ofmdfic #ofmdfanfic #gentlebeard #MerStede
August 19, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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adoptourcrew.bsky.social
Feels like a good time to drop this again…

help.netflix.com/en/titlerequ...
August 19, 2025 at 4:16 PM
gaypiratelvr.bsky.social
Quote with a gif from the last show/movie you watched

Recently became obsessed with Cabaret the musical. I’m so in love with Alan Cumming 🫠🫠
August 18, 2025 at 4:16 PM
gaypiratelvr.bsky.social
An appreciation 🧵 of our gorgeous Taika with a little drinky drink as a belated birthday present for @hardenedhoney.bsky.social! 🔥🔥

Happy Birthday my love! I’m so sorry it’s late 🥳🥳😘😘❤️❤️
August 18, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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ofmdfreakyfriday.bsky.social
Hello #OFMDFreakyFriday Folks! It's the last Friday of July, so please share your recommendations, your own existing work, reshare links to art you love, or post something new you've created! We'll share throughout the day!

#OFMDnsfw
A pair of hands tied up with rope. The OFMD freak Friday scroll is in pink at the top with #OFMDFreakyFriday and at the bottom it says share your old and new freaky fics or art!
July 25, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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pirate-degen.bsky.social
Happy #OFMDFreakyFriday this is probably the freakiest thing I’ve written! Stede goes to a sex club and meets a masked stranger who just can’t stay away from him! #OFMDnsfw

archiveofourown.org/works/52641646
ofmdfreakyfriday.bsky.social OFMD Freaky Friday @ofmdfreakyfriday.bsky.social · Jul 25
Hello #OFMDFreakyFriday Folks! It's the last Friday of July, so please share your recommendations, your own existing work, reshare links to art you love, or post something new you've created! We'll share throughout the day!

#OFMDnsfw
A pair of hands tied up with rope. The OFMD freak Friday scroll is in pink at the top with #OFMDFreakyFriday and at the bottom it says share your old and new freaky fics or art!
July 25, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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politestmenace.bsky.social
Today’s bit of #ofmdskyfic. I’ll get it on ao3 later today ❤️
politestmenace.bsky.social R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · Jul 25
They continue on through the blue course, Ed and Stede alternately praising each other’s successes and engaging in some (mild) trash talk: “Ooh, so close,” Stede says, when Ed goes quite wide on the tenth hole. “I’m sure you’ll get it in one more. Or two. Or three.”
July 25, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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vico-ortiz.bsky.social
substack.com/@vicoortiz10...

Join me and let’s watch together how these Kings SLAAAAYYYYY ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥
July 25, 2025 at 2:41 PM
gaypiratelvr.bsky.social
What inappropriate-for-your-age-group film did you watch as a kid?

Alien when I was 7 years old at a friend’s house. I ended up having a panic attack when they cut off Ash’s head and stuck it to the table 😂

Of course I’m a huge horror fan now
cheersm3dears.bsky.social rae 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 reminiscing about gcc @cheersm3dears.bsky.social · Jul 24
What inappropriate-for-your-age-group film did you watch as a kid?

Stephen King's OG "IT" when I was 4. It was airing on TV, the 2 night special. I sat five feet from the TV on the floor and giggled my way through it; my mom hid under a blanket on the couch in fear.

Cue lifelong love of horror lol
katiesrageboner.bsky.social Katie * Soup Bitch * @katiesrageboner.bsky.social · Jul 24
What inappropriate-for-your-age-group film did you watch as a kid?

We were POOR when I was younger, and we used to record movies on VHS back to back and save them. 10-year-old me saw The Kentucky Fried Movie because it was on the same tape when I was trying to watch Dirty Dancing.
July 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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cheersm3dears.bsky.social
Ed Teach appreciation post 🙂‍↕️

Patting him on his forehead. Goodnight sweet prince. Your boyfriend will be home soon.
Ed Teach from OFMD wearing a fuschia robe, laying down and looking despondent
July 24, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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ofmdframes.bsky.social
☝️ well, technically, you’re supposed to avoid lighthouses so you don’t crack up on the rocks 🪨
July 24, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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adoptourcrew.bsky.social
“Rhys was so right for the role.” - Ethan Peck

“I was really star struck when he came on set.” - Jess Bush

The official #StarTrek Instagram account has posted a BTS look at “Wedding Bell Blues” and bringing Trelane (back) to life!

📷: www.instagram.com/reel/DMeJbie...
July 24, 2025 at 1:19 AM