She said YES!!! 💕😍😁

the question was “do you think i’m ugly” but still

being a perfectionist and a procrastinator is a shitty combo

we'll get the job done perfectly but like...tomorrow

FUCK small talk. I want deep conversations with you...tell me the street you grew up on, your mother’s maiden name, the name of your first pet, the last three numbers on the back of your credit card

going to start an onlyfans where people pay me to put clothes back on, should be able to retire in 2 weeks

Me (watching Friends): that’s so unrealistic

Gf: yeah no way Monica can afford the rent on that apartm-

Me: no adult has 5 friends

why are some girls so extra with their instagram captions

it's a mirror selfie Sharon, don't drag Gandhi into this

1920s: Great Depression

2020s: Great, Depression.

I used to suffer from depression but through hard work, persistence, and never giving up, I now suffer from anxiety and depression 🙏