Clarissa 💙
@gatorrissa.bsky.social
Absolutely ridiculous, always sarcastic, never dull. But only if you ask people who like me.
Cat Lady. Liberal. Atheist. Gator Fan. Swiftie. Xennial. Rainbow Mafia Member 🌈 🏳️🌈.
Cat Lady. Liberal. Atheist. Gator Fan. Swiftie. Xennial. Rainbow Mafia Member 🌈 🏳️🌈.
Looks like we are going to war. Unless he TACOs again. Bets on that happening? 😂🤣
June 19, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Looks like we are going to war. Unless he TACOs again. Bets on that happening? 😂🤣
Ahead of flight to LA, Trump said he will be conditioning aid to CA, demanding the “water to be released.” He also said he wants voter ID in the state. It is an unusual political demand for the president to make, & one that politicizes disaster relief in a state that is reeling from the wildfires.
January 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Ahead of flight to LA, Trump said he will be conditioning aid to CA, demanding the “water to be released.” He also said he wants voter ID in the state. It is an unusual political demand for the president to make, & one that politicizes disaster relief in a state that is reeling from the wildfires.
Merry everything, loves!
December 26, 2024 at 2:25 AM
Merry everything, loves!
We’re going to bed and I say “am I going to freeze to death or sweat to death tonight?” The boy responds “why not both?!”
Ah yes. Thank you perimenopause for your lovely gift of not only mood swings, but also severe temperature shifts in my body.
Ah yes. Thank you perimenopause for your lovely gift of not only mood swings, but also severe temperature shifts in my body.
December 14, 2024 at 5:24 AM
We’re going to bed and I say “am I going to freeze to death or sweat to death tonight?” The boy responds “why not both?!”
Ah yes. Thank you perimenopause for your lovely gift of not only mood swings, but also severe temperature shifts in my body.
Ah yes. Thank you perimenopause for your lovely gift of not only mood swings, but also severe temperature shifts in my body.
So real talk.
Why do we think BlueSky took off while Threads didn’t become the Twitter alternative?
Is it because it’s still owned by a billionaire? Tied to Facebook?
Why do we think BlueSky took off while Threads didn’t become the Twitter alternative?
Is it because it’s still owned by a billionaire? Tied to Facebook?
December 3, 2024 at 10:06 PM
So real talk.
Why do we think BlueSky took off while Threads didn’t become the Twitter alternative?
Is it because it’s still owned by a billionaire? Tied to Facebook?
Why do we think BlueSky took off while Threads didn’t become the Twitter alternative?
Is it because it’s still owned by a billionaire? Tied to Facebook?
Sums up why I’m here.
December 3, 2024 at 10:02 PM
Sums up why I’m here.
Here’s what happens. I fall asleep on the couch watching MNF. I wake up in the third quarter thinking “I am probably needing sleep. I should go to bed”. In bed and cannot fall asleep. Tonight is gonna be one of those nights… damn 8pm naps.
Also, crab leg stealing Jameis Winston lost.
Also, crab leg stealing Jameis Winston lost.
December 3, 2024 at 4:47 AM
Here’s what happens. I fall asleep on the couch watching MNF. I wake up in the third quarter thinking “I am probably needing sleep. I should go to bed”. In bed and cannot fall asleep. Tonight is gonna be one of those nights… damn 8pm naps.
Also, crab leg stealing Jameis Winston lost.
Also, crab leg stealing Jameis Winston lost.
In case anyone is interested. 🐊
December 2, 2024 at 1:25 AM
In case anyone is interested. 🐊
Vandy started this game off right! Can you imagine if they beat Tennessee?! Holy chaos, Batman!
November 30, 2024 at 5:12 PM
Vandy started this game off right! Can you imagine if they beat Tennessee?! Holy chaos, Batman!
I woke up. First thing I did was check Target app. Of course the TS vinyl is sold out. Seems like the book is available, though.
On to College GameDay and RIVALRY SATURDAY!
On to College GameDay and RIVALRY SATURDAY!
November 30, 2024 at 2:10 PM
I woke up. First thing I did was check Target app. Of course the TS vinyl is sold out. Seems like the book is available, though.
On to College GameDay and RIVALRY SATURDAY!
On to College GameDay and RIVALRY SATURDAY!
Georgia / GA Tech is the type of rivalry game we all love. Especially since I’m not a fan of either team and my blood pressure doesn’t suffer.
With that said, THWG.
With that said, THWG.
November 30, 2024 at 4:50 AM
Georgia / GA Tech is the type of rivalry game we all love. Especially since I’m not a fan of either team and my blood pressure doesn’t suffer.
With that said, THWG.
With that said, THWG.
Dear Thanksgiving - having your car battery die after pumping gas is not something to be thankful for. Half way to Nashville and well… we might be stuck. 😅
November 28, 2024 at 4:06 PM
Dear Thanksgiving - having your car battery die after pumping gas is not something to be thankful for. Half way to Nashville and well… we might be stuck. 😅
Today, Frank pulled up a list of the worst Christmas songs that have been redone.
Alexa, play Little Drummer Boy by Justin Beiber and Busta Rhymes.
Thank me later. 🤣😂
Alexa, play Little Drummer Boy by Justin Beiber and Busta Rhymes.
Thank me later. 🤣😂
November 25, 2024 at 12:59 AM
Today, Frank pulled up a list of the worst Christmas songs that have been redone.
Alexa, play Little Drummer Boy by Justin Beiber and Busta Rhymes.
Thank me later. 🤣😂
Alexa, play Little Drummer Boy by Justin Beiber and Busta Rhymes.
Thank me later. 🤣😂
It’s 5am. Why am I up so early?!
November 24, 2024 at 10:07 AM
It’s 5am. Why am I up so early?!
My emotions are all over the fucking place.
This Gator team gives me palpitations. But HOLY SHIT - WE WON!!
This Gator team gives me palpitations. But HOLY SHIT - WE WON!!
November 23, 2024 at 8:40 PM
My emotions are all over the fucking place.
This Gator team gives me palpitations. But HOLY SHIT - WE WON!!
This Gator team gives me palpitations. But HOLY SHIT - WE WON!!
Holy shit. Everyone (who matters) has picked Indiana to beat OSU?!
Seems like all the good games are on at noon today.
Seems like all the good games are on at noon today.
November 23, 2024 at 5:02 PM
Holy shit. Everyone (who matters) has picked Indiana to beat OSU?!
Seems like all the good games are on at noon today.
Seems like all the good games are on at noon today.
Watching College GameDay. You know how Pat McAfee does the extra point kick for a student to make some scholarship money?
This kid is kind of an ass. Asking for more money. Just entitled. He’s rubbed me the wrong way. But maybe it’s because he’s an OSU fan. And he missed both kicks.
This kid is kind of an ass. Asking for more money. Just entitled. He’s rubbed me the wrong way. But maybe it’s because he’s an OSU fan. And he missed both kicks.
November 23, 2024 at 3:49 PM
Watching College GameDay. You know how Pat McAfee does the extra point kick for a student to make some scholarship money?
This kid is kind of an ass. Asking for more money. Just entitled. He’s rubbed me the wrong way. But maybe it’s because he’s an OSU fan. And he missed both kicks.
This kid is kind of an ass. Asking for more money. Just entitled. He’s rubbed me the wrong way. But maybe it’s because he’s an OSU fan. And he missed both kicks.
Looks like I’m about to start wedding planning. I cannot fathom spending $20k on a wedding, though. Any suggestions? I want the pretty dress. Pretty flowers. A handful of people (like four handfuls).
And a kick ass party.
Maybe I should hire a planner.
And a kick ass party.
Maybe I should hire a planner.
November 22, 2024 at 2:06 AM
Looks like I’m about to start wedding planning. I cannot fathom spending $20k on a wedding, though. Any suggestions? I want the pretty dress. Pretty flowers. A handful of people (like four handfuls).
And a kick ass party.
Maybe I should hire a planner.
And a kick ass party.
Maybe I should hire a planner.
Nothing to see here.
Pam Bondi, Trump's new AG nominee, took a $25,000 donation from Trump while she was reviewing allegations against Trump University in a class action lawsuit.
No action was taken against Trump or his university.
No action was taken against Trump or his university.
November 22, 2024 at 1:12 AM
Nothing to see here.
This sounds like something I would say.
November 21, 2024 at 8:56 PM
This sounds like something I would say.
One sexual predator down…
The fact that his cabinet consists of SO many with predatory pasts, it absolutely infuriates me that he’s a self proclaimed “protector”. Of whom? People like him?!
The fact that his cabinet consists of SO many with predatory pasts, it absolutely infuriates me that he’s a self proclaimed “protector”. Of whom? People like him?!
November 21, 2024 at 5:41 PM
One sexual predator down…
The fact that his cabinet consists of SO many with predatory pasts, it absolutely infuriates me that he’s a self proclaimed “protector”. Of whom? People like him?!
The fact that his cabinet consists of SO many with predatory pasts, it absolutely infuriates me that he’s a self proclaimed “protector”. Of whom? People like him?!
I swear…. The audacity of these men.
WATCH: “Please do not address a grown woman in a condescending tone as ‘dear’. Do not do that at my table.”
abby phillip steps in when former Trump ‘National Diversity Coalition’ ED Bruce Levell talks down to @julieroginsky.bsky.social
abby phillip steps in when former Trump ‘National Diversity Coalition’ ED Bruce Levell talks down to @julieroginsky.bsky.social
November 21, 2024 at 5:12 AM
I swear…. The audacity of these men.
I don’t know if anyone here is a Ben Rector fan, but I was super excited to get tickets to his next concert. I bought them yesterday - for October 2025.
Is it just me or has selling tickets that far out a newish thing? Am I showing my age?
Is it just me or has selling tickets that far out a newish thing? Am I showing my age?
November 20, 2024 at 1:58 PM
I don’t know if anyone here is a Ben Rector fan, but I was super excited to get tickets to his next concert. I bought them yesterday - for October 2025.
Is it just me or has selling tickets that far out a newish thing? Am I showing my age?
Is it just me or has selling tickets that far out a newish thing? Am I showing my age?