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Quantitative Trader::Futures/Options | Films/SciFi | 🍕 | Life - not necessarily in that order. China policy observer. Nerdy but some people say I’m pretty handsome. Ok, no one really said that.

Did I already mention 🍕?
November 20, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Huge negative gamma exposure levels leading up to Nvidia earnings. Be careful out there, folks.
#NVDA
November 19, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I hope @adamkinzinger.substack.com and @lizcheney.bsky.social are sitting back with drink in hand, watching the Republican shitshow going on with a smile on their face.
November 17, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Trump vs Marjorie Taylor Greene = 🍿
November 15, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Everyone talks about the differences between the US and China. We actually have more in common than you think.
November 12, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Xpeng’s AI, EV and autonomous driving presentations—I’m quite impressed.
#XPEV
November 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
When people hear about Chinese AI, the first company and models that come to mind is Deepseek. However, the dark horse in the AI race is Qwen - watch this one closely.
November 9, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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We said what we said.
November 4, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Yes, I’d prefer having Dick Cheney in office over the clown school we have running this country right now.
November 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
This is so on-point 👇
youtu.be/rgwlgdQYgc8?...
Alan Partridge attempts to order a coffee in 2025 | How Are You? It's Alan (Partridge) - BBC
YouTube video by BBC
youtu.be
November 2, 2025 at 5:42 PM
The debasement trade is alive and well, thank you very much.
November 2, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Aster is just Binance in disguise 🥸.
October 5, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Bitcoin can change the world because the world can’t change Bitcoin.
-Jack Mallers
October 2, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Government shutdown? Whatever. News of the day is that #32Chunk won Fat Bear Week.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
‘Dominant on the river’: 32 Chunk crowned champion in ‘biggest Fat Bear Week yet’
Brown bear’s nearly 100,000 votes leads him to victory despite suffering for most of season with broken jaw
www.theguardian.com
October 1, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Engineers, who build things like bridges, know that shoddy work costs lives. Coders should adopt the same mindset when creating chatbots econ.st/427xEd9

Illustration: Irene Suosalo
September 28, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Apple’s AI presence is non-existent. They are YEARS behind the curve and will never catch up to the likes of OpenAI, Gemini, Grok, DeepSeek, etc. Any yet, here’s my bold prediction: they will DOMINATE AI in the near future. I’ll explain at a later date. #stocks #AAPL #artificialintelligence
September 28, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Man, the Intel shorts are getting clobbered. #INTC 📈📉
September 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Eff your call options...
September 17, 2025 at 7:05 PM
We’re gonna default, LOL 😂
September 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Warner Brothers #WBD is possibly in play with Paramount #PARA as the likely suitor. Could be several others who make the jump in but one I would like to see is Apple #AAPL to make a bid. If they’re serious about the future of their TV+ they need this.
September 12, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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📖On #InternationalLiteracyDay, let's take a look at adult literacy rates across the US.

The average US #literacy score is 263.5 on the PIAAC scale.
🔹New Hampshire leads among states at 278.9
🔹Hamilton County, Indiana tops counties with 294.5

#DataViz #Maps #Education #Edusky
September 8, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Globalization is over. China overexploited it, the US wrecked it.
September 4, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Why your hamburgers and steaks feel like it’s taking your entire paycheck 🍔🥩
August 21, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Looking for long-term investing ideas? This is by no means a definitive guide, but look at it as a starter resource. It's a big world out there and there are so many new ideas and tech ready to reshape this planet for the better.
August 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM