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Andrew Merkel
@gasstationzaddy.bsky.social
Graphic designer / cool guy
If you think about it, bald people are the only people you can trust because they are impossible to ratatouille
June 18, 2025 at 12:48 PM
They should leave the love island people there for like 3 years to be studied
June 17, 2025 at 11:43 PM
We really needed this
June 17, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Don’t @ me
June 17, 2025 at 1:46 AM
We really needed this
June 3, 2025 at 6:19 PM
How come chef is the only job where you wear a hat that’s two feet tall?
May 17, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Bread and circuses? Best we can do is beans and festivals
May 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Reposted by Andrew Merkel
May 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I hate when the dude in the stall next to me is just breathing heavy af. Like I’m trying to relax and you’re killing the vibe
May 8, 2025 at 2:36 PM
It’s crazy how JD Vance definitely killed the pope
April 21, 2025 at 1:35 PM
When a core friend moves and you realize your friend group has whittled down to all glue guys and now the glue guys have to take turns having a personality
April 19, 2025 at 3:59 PM
We really needed this
April 18, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Your uncle: SNL was better when I was a kid
SNL when your uncle was a kid: ITS KID WEED! WEED FOR KIDS!!
April 16, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Sorry I missed your set. I lost my joi d vivre
April 15, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I really fw people who call wolves “woofs”
April 9, 2025 at 2:09 PM
The new turnstile single just sounds like switchfoot
April 9, 2025 at 3:30 AM
We got open world Mario kart now
April 2, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Koch employees watching severance like hahaha imagine
March 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I got no motion, Jerry! NO motion!
March 23, 2025 at 5:11 AM
In desperate need of the first modern lovers album
March 17, 2025 at 12:57 PM
You’re so unprincipled, you’d probably let absolute power corrupt absolutely. Me personally? I would wield it like a knife
February 28, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Viagra Boys makes music for people who love the song Red Solo Cup and whip-its
February 28, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I don’t understand why modern monster trucks have gotten away from car smashing. It’s really developed as a sport but I think that we’re losing some of the scale and awe
February 23, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Reposted by Andrew Merkel
February 14, 2025 at 2:37 PM