BITING THE ( * READER )'S ARM,NO MISS.
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BITING THE ( * READER )'S ARM,NO MISS.
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DOES THAT MEAN I CAN'T KILL THE WARRIOR OF LIGHT?
AWWW─.ᐟ
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DOES THAT MEAN I CAN'T KILL THE WARRIOR OF LIGHT?
AWWW─.ᐟ
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A CAT?.ᐟ
WOOF─.ᐟ
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A CAT?.ᐟ
WOOF─.ᐟ
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<- dead.
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LOOK,A BUTTERFLY.
OH─LOOK,A BEE.
OHHHH─LOOK,A VERY LARGE ANGRY - LOOKING BOMB THATS TOTALLY GOING TO EXPLODE NEXT TO ME.
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<- dead.
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LOOK,A BUTTERFLY.
OH─LOOK,A BEE.
OHHHH─LOOK,A VERY LARGE ANGRY - LOOKING BOMB THATS TOTALLY GOING TO EXPLODE NEXT TO ME.
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LOOK,A BUTTERFLY.
OH─LOOK,A BEE.
OHHHH─LOOK,A VERY LARGE ANGRY - LOOKING BOMB THATS TOTALLY GOING TO EXPLODE NEXT TO ME.
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﹙ SHOCK. ﹚
I WILL STOP KILLING EORZEANS.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ
But who or what do I have to kill instead?
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Magnus.
If you continue to kill Eorzeans, you are aware you will no longer be a good boy, yes?
I did not...
OR DID I?
Did I even get a report?
DID I?
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﹙ SHOCK. ﹚
I WILL STOP KILLING EORZEANS.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ
But who or what do I have to kill instead?
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Is there any proof that it was me? WHAT IF IT WAS SOMEONE ELSE?
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What reports... ?
﹙ How is this man a TOL? ﹚
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Is there any proof that it was me? WHAT IF IT WAS SOMEONE ELSE?
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I did not...
OR DID I?
Did I even get a report?
DID I?
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WE'RE NOT? NO ONE TOLD ME?
I mean,I was investigating in Dalmasca but─
NO ONE TOLD ME?
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I did not...
OR DID I?
Did I even get a report?
DID I?
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WE'RE NOT? NO ONE TOLD ME?
I mean,I was investigating in Dalmasca but─
NO ONE TOLD ME?
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Yes. You do. We are not at war with them any longer.
Hrk─
I─DO I HAVE TO STOP HUNTING THE EORZEANS? WHY?
﹙ Slowly letting go of Zenos. ﹚
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WE'RE NOT? NO ONE TOLD ME?
I mean,I was investigating in Dalmasca but─
NO ONE TOLD ME?
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What reports... ?
﹙ How is this man a TOL? ﹚
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Good Pup, but an advance warning...
[Rohwyn slowly moves toward Magnus and stares him down.]
Make sure unless its an assigned job that /another/ report doesn't hit my desk? You won't be a good boy if it does.
﹙ <- has killed LOTS of Eorzeans. Even for fun. ﹚
Am I still a good boy?
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What reports... ?
﹙ How is this man a TOL? ﹚
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Hrk─
I─DO I HAVE TO STOP HUNTING THE EORZEANS? WHY?
﹙ Slowly letting go of Zenos. ﹚
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...
You will not be a good boy anymore if you return to hunting Eorzeans.
I AM A GOOD BOY.ᐟ.ᐟ
﹙ Hugging Zenos. His invisible tail is wagging. ﹚
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Hrk─
I─DO I HAVE TO STOP HUNTING THE EORZEANS? WHY?
﹙ Slowly letting go of Zenos. ﹚
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I AM A GOOD BOY.ᐟ.ᐟ
﹙ Hugging Zenos. His invisible tail is wagging. ﹚
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{ Pats. }
﹙ Stands up─ ﹚
Yes,yes,I did.ᐟ
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I AM A GOOD BOY.ᐟ.ᐟ
﹙ Hugging Zenos. His invisible tail is wagging. ﹚
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﹙ Staring in front of him. Tongue peeking out. Blep. ﹚
﹙ No thoughts head empty. ﹚
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﹙ Staring in front of him. Tongue peeking out. Blep. ﹚
﹙ No thoughts head empty. ﹚
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Oi,don't even try to kill me. I'll make sure to bathe in your blood and chew on your bones.ᐟ
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Oi,don't even try to kill me. I'll make sure to bathe in your blood and chew on your bones.ᐟ
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.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ
BERNIIIII─OH.
BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT I'M NOT A PET?
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That means you, Magnus.
@garleanmutt.bsky.social
.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ
BERNIIIII─OH.
BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT I'M NOT A PET?
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﹙ <- has killed LOTS of Eorzeans. Even for fun. ﹚
Am I still a good boy?
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[A sigh, inhale.]
Good. I know its asking a lot but, good.
.... N - NO. NOT AT ALL. NOPE.
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﹙ <- has killed LOTS of Eorzeans. Even for fun. ﹚
Am I still a good boy?
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.... N - NO. NOT AT ALL. NOPE.
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[Yeah, he had to wrangle this Pup.]
﹙ His face lights up. Sparkles appear all around him. ﹚
I AM.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ WOOF.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ
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.... N - NO. NOT AT ALL. NOPE.
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﹙ His face lights up. Sparkles appear all around him. ﹚
I AM.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ WOOF.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ
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WHY DOES AUGUSTA GET TO BE CALLED A GOOD GIRL? WHY NOT ME?
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﹙ His face lights up. Sparkles appear all around him. ﹚
I AM.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ WOOF.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ
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WHY DOES AUGUSTA GET TO BE CALLED A GOOD GIRL? WHY NOT ME?
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WHY DOES AUGUSTA GET TO BE CALLED A GOOD GIRL? WHY NOT ME?
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Aren't we... friends?
﹙ He lets go of them,looking like a kicked puppy. ﹚
SO SORRY─.ᐟ I─
﹙ Sniffle. ﹚
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(ATTEMPTING TO PUSH HIM AWAY-- It's not working.)
W-we are not friends yet, I do not believe...! C-coworkers!! Coworkers, yes!!! Workplace boundaries, please--!?
(And yet, they did the exact same things to Asahi daily. Pot, kettle.)
﹙ Rubbing his cheek against their's. ﹚
TOL FRIEND.ᐟ AWOOO.ᐟ
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Aren't we... friends?
﹙ He lets go of them,looking like a kicked puppy. ﹚
SO SORRY─.ᐟ I─
﹙ Sniffle. ﹚
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﹙ Stands up─ ﹚
Yes,yes,I did.ᐟ
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{Stares.}
Stand.
﹙ NYOOMS OVER and sits down on his knees. ﹚
LORD ZENOS─
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﹙ Stands up─ ﹚
Yes,yes,I did.ᐟ
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If I kill the Eorzeans,WILL SOMEONE CALL ME A GOOD BOY?.ᐟ
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If I kill the Eorzeans,WILL SOMEONE CALL ME A GOOD BOY?.ᐟ
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﹙ NYOOMS OVER and sits down on his knees. ﹚
LORD ZENOS─
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﹙ NYOOMS OVER and sits down on his knees. ﹚
LORD ZENOS─
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﹙ Rubbing his cheek against their's. ﹚
TOL FRIEND.ᐟ AWOOO.ᐟ
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(FALLS OVER IMMEDIATELY, SQUIRMING)
M-M-MAY I HELP YOU--
.... .ᐟ.ᐟ
﹙ TACKLE HUGS─ ﹚
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﹙ Rubbing his cheek against their's. ﹚
TOL FRIEND.ᐟ AWOOO.ᐟ
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.... .ᐟ.ᐟ
﹙ TACKLE HUGS─ ﹚
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.... .ᐟ.ᐟ
﹙ TACKLE HUGS─ ﹚
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