Boring old bear
@gargaflaps.bsky.social
NSFW! Alt account for a ‘81 vintage homo. Partnered but open. Not very talkative.
Living in Scandinavia. (Sweden)
Living in Scandinavia. (Sweden)
Pinned
Boring old bear
@gargaflaps.bsky.social
· Aug 31
I should probably post some sort of “get to know me” stuff but I don’t want to be too rude with wasting peoples time to scroll past it.
Unfortunately you ordered from a dodgy site and this is what they delivered. Better luck next time from a more reputable seller!
January 15, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Unfortunately you ordered from a dodgy site and this is what they delivered. Better luck next time from a more reputable seller!
I’m here with the package you ordered.
January 15, 2026 at 12:27 AM
I’m here with the package you ordered.
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this entire video is AI generated. the promotional text on their website advertising this event is AI generated. I would really expect a photographer and fellow artist to know better than to do this... the fact replies are disabled speaks volumes 👎
January 13, 2026 at 4:06 PM
this entire video is AI generated. the promotional text on their website advertising this event is AI generated. I would really expect a photographer and fellow artist to know better than to do this... the fact replies are disabled speaks volumes 👎
Barely made it for monochrome Monday
January 12, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Barely made it for monochrome Monday
The balls are the friends of the cock.
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January 9, 2026 at 7:13 PM
The balls are the friends of the cock.
🥜🍆
🥜🍆
Back to the office again after holidays.
Thank god it’s a short week.
Thank god it’s a short week.
January 7, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Back to the office again after holidays.
Thank god it’s a short week.
Thank god it’s a short week.
First dickpic of 2026: With a jaunty little halo around it.
January 1, 2026 at 12:41 AM
First dickpic of 2026: With a jaunty little halo around it.
Happy new year sweeties. Lovelies. Cuties.
December 31, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Happy new year sweeties. Lovelies. Cuties.
Last dickpic of 2025.
Hoping for a bright 2026.
Hoping for a bright 2026.
December 31, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Last dickpic of 2025.
Hoping for a bright 2026.
Hoping for a bright 2026.
Hug me I’m cold
December 21, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Hug me I’m cold
Hey I just made eggnog.
And jerked off, but that’s beside the point. Want some ‘nog?
And jerked off, but that’s beside the point. Want some ‘nog?
December 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Hey I just made eggnog.
And jerked off, but that’s beside the point. Want some ‘nog?
And jerked off, but that’s beside the point. Want some ‘nog?
Wrapping presents today
December 19, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Wrapping presents today
Making time to get some bathroom selfies is an essential part of good planning skills. #corporateladder
December 16, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Making time to get some bathroom selfies is an essential part of good planning skills. #corporateladder
Well lubricated for smooth operation.
December 13, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Well lubricated for smooth operation.
I really want to frot with you 🥺
December 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I really want to frot with you 🥺
Would you motorboat my belly even if I’m in the nastiest restroom at the office?
December 11, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Would you motorboat my belly even if I’m in the nastiest restroom at the office?
Good morning to all the cuties in my phone.
December 6, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Good morning to all the cuties in my phone.