Gareth Penn
@garethspenn.bsky.social
Winner of the Monterey Peninsula's Fourth Annual Baby Derby. Phi Tau Alpha.
"Those who cannot remember George Santayana are condemned to misquote him."
"Those who cannot remember George Santayana are condemned to misquote him."
Biden's concentration camps were overflowing with persecuted Christians. I thought it couldn't possible get worse. Then they started feeding them to the lions. We all remember it well.
February 5, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Biden's concentration camps were overflowing with persecuted Christians. I thought it couldn't possible get worse. Then they started feeding them to the lions. We all remember it well.
"Two Corinthians walk into a bar…"
February 5, 2026 at 2:39 PM
"Two Corinthians walk into a bar…"
It should also be noted that the Washington Post is the only newspaper for which a John Phillip Sousa march has been named.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Azri...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Azri...
Washington Post March by John Philip Sousa/arr. by Jay Bocook
YouTube video by Hal Leonard Concert Band
www.youtube.com
February 5, 2026 at 2:35 PM
It should also be noted that the Washington Post is the only newspaper for which a John Phillip Sousa march has been named.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Azri...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Azri...
This is an example of what the Reverend Moon would call "Divine Deception."
February 5, 2026 at 2:30 PM
This is an example of what the Reverend Moon would call "Divine Deception."
"Two people out of tens of thousands and you get bad publicity…killing less than ten percent of the population of Minneapolis doesn't warrant a headline."
February 5, 2026 at 3:25 AM
"Two people out of tens of thousands and you get bad publicity…killing less than ten percent of the population of Minneapolis doesn't warrant a headline."
The Cyber Ninja audit of Maricopa County didn't work out so well for Trump. He should be more circumspect with his predictions.
February 5, 2026 at 3:23 AM
The Cyber Ninja audit of Maricopa County didn't work out so well for Trump. He should be more circumspect with his predictions.
Trump's name appears in the Epstein files 38,000 times; the conjunction "and" appears in Moby-Dick only 7000 times.
February 5, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Trump's name appears in the Epstein files 38,000 times; the conjunction "and" appears in Moby-Dick only 7000 times.
Is it too old-fashioned to say that Bezos knows which side his bread is buttered on?
February 4, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Is it too old-fashioned to say that Bezos knows which side his bread is buttered on?
"Obviously, the T-1000 we sent back to 1996 was defective."
— DHS spokesperson in the reign of Barron, the first of his name
— DHS spokesperson in the reign of Barron, the first of his name
February 4, 2026 at 4:43 PM
"Obviously, the T-1000 we sent back to 1996 was defective."
— DHS spokesperson in the reign of Barron, the first of his name
— DHS spokesperson in the reign of Barron, the first of his name
The Washington Post isn't just any old institution. How many other institutions have had a John Phillip Sousa march named after them?
February 4, 2026 at 4:27 PM
The Washington Post isn't just any old institution. How many other institutions have had a John Phillip Sousa march named after them?
The Trump administration is probably talking some billionaire into buying the New York Times so he can eradicate it the way Bezos has the Washington Post.
February 4, 2026 at 4:25 PM
The Trump administration is probably talking some billionaire into buying the New York Times so he can eradicate it the way Bezos has the Washington Post.
The conjunction "and" appears 7000 times in Moby-Dick. Trump's name appears in the Epstein files 38,000 times.
February 4, 2026 at 4:21 PM
The conjunction "and" appears 7000 times in Moby-Dick. Trump's name appears in the Epstein files 38,000 times.
Maybe the *people of Minneapolis* should have been nominated instead of the city.
February 4, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Maybe the *people of Minneapolis* should have been nominated instead of the city.
In short, if you talk back, we will kill you.
February 4, 2026 at 3:59 PM
In short, if you talk back, we will kill you.
The conjunction "and" appears 7000 times in Moby-Dick, one fifth as many times as Trump's name appears in the Epstein files.
February 4, 2026 at 3:52 PM
The conjunction "and" appears 7000 times in Moby-Dick, one fifth as many times as Trump's name appears in the Epstein files.
With that, Homan has decoupled the Minneapolis surge's mission from its original objective (deporting illegal aliens). Now its objective is to stand up to "illegal and threatening" activities of people who aren't illegal aliens.
February 4, 2026 at 3:48 PM
With that, Homan has decoupled the Minneapolis surge's mission from its original objective (deporting illegal aliens). Now its objective is to stand up to "illegal and threatening" activities of people who aren't illegal aliens.
"If you speak up, we'll kill you."
Nice.
Nice.
February 4, 2026 at 3:46 PM
"If you speak up, we'll kill you."
Nice.
Nice.
"Chance favors the prepared mind" — Louis Pasteur
February 4, 2026 at 3:12 AM
"Chance favors the prepared mind" — Louis Pasteur
Birth rates are declining in First World countries including the US. Immigration keeps the population and consequently the economy growing.
February 4, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Birth rates are declining in First World countries including the US. Immigration keeps the population and consequently the economy growing.
Comer's way ahead of Bill and Hillary on this one. He doesn't have to do anything to be banned from social gatherings and everything else.
February 4, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Comer's way ahead of Bill and Hillary on this one. He doesn't have to do anything to be banned from social gatherings and everything else.
Wine, sushi, and cinnamon rolls is an illegal combination. Throw the book at her!
February 3, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Wine, sushi, and cinnamon rolls is an illegal combination. Throw the book at her!
I have a friend who tells me that I am insanely wealthy and a dead ringer for Brad Pitt. He may be imaginary, but what he says is good to hear.
February 3, 2026 at 10:43 PM
I have a friend who tells me that I am insanely wealthy and a dead ringer for Brad Pitt. He may be imaginary, but what he says is good to hear.
I say Pam Bondi is making a fabrication-style attack on the truth.
February 3, 2026 at 3:21 PM
I say Pam Bondi is making a fabrication-style attack on the truth.
Let us follow the example of Hero of Labor Alexei Stakhanov, who always exceeds his quota!
February 3, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Let us follow the example of Hero of Labor Alexei Stakhanov, who always exceeds his quota!