Jade Harley's Rage
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Jade Harley's Rage
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she/they - i HATE gardening - i HATE my dog bec hey john @johnegburt.bsky.social your attacks are meaningless here (parody i think.) self proclaimed "witch of RAGE"
Pinned
you little fuckers are going to have
your bodies ripped in half
ill shove your asses so far down your throats that when you crap
youll sing fucking my chemical romance
tl;dr
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK GARF GARF WOOF GGRRHHHH
john can not stop me
im too angry and evil oh and also im dog
December 21, 2024 at 9:46 PM
im kind of feeling eeeeevil today!
i think ill set karkats hive on fire :3
the look on that crabby fuckers face will be so funny
when he sees the purple shit that ive caused hahaha
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December 21, 2024 at 2:57 AM
feeling a little calmer than usual now
yet my body is still getting used to the power of hatred malice and rage
ask me some questions
if you dare :p
December 21, 2024 at 2:47 AM
i do not care if im still wearing my witch of space outfit
im too fucking lazy to change it now :p
December 21, 2024 at 1:47 AM
you little fuckers are going to have
your bodies ripped in half
ill shove your asses so far down your throats that when you crap
youll sing fucking my chemical romance
tl;dr
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK GARF GARF WOOF GGRRHHHH
December 21, 2024 at 1:23 AM
you see this burning
bloody universe
you see this unlimited power?
john.
...
...
i have fucking HAD it with your shit
December 21, 2024 at 1:07 AM
my mind is gone.
all thats left is pure hatred
g-GUHmyNOhahah
December 21, 2024 at 12:57 AM
its hatred
hatred for the person who had come this far just to kill me
December 21, 2024 at 12:46 AM
what is this feeling?
..
..
haha..
i...... know what this feeling is..
December 21, 2024 at 12:40 AM
update.. i think jade might be waking up soon? i just saw her flinch a little! she might be somewhat okay! ...at least i hope she is.
anyway i'm gonna tap out, she might possibly be good. john egbert out! -EB
#homestuck #blueskaia #johntegberttips
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December 21, 2024 at 12:34 AM
hey uh, john here.
i think something happened to jade? she seems to have passed out.. im really worried for her.
her skin tone is acting all weird too, she seems to be turning.. purple?
oh man i dont think this is good at all!!
i seriously hope shes gonna be okay but i also doubt it. :(
#homestuck
December 21, 2024 at 12:11 AM
i.. dont think i can take this anymore..oh..
god..
ooh... uoorghh
December 20, 2024 at 11:46 PM
this is strange.. i feel like my skin tone is changing.. oh... oh god..
December 20, 2024 at 11:40 PM
hey everyone!! im back.. but im feeling kind of strange.. i dont know how to put it.. but its kind of making me angry? i.. i kinda need a moment..
December 20, 2024 at 11:24 PM
December 20, 2024 at 1:16 PM
i am slamming the sun right now!!
December 19, 2024 at 8:35 PM
hey everyone! dave just told me about a united healthcare thing and it sounds kind of funny :p what is it about
December 19, 2024 at 2:54 PM
good morning everyone!! i have a feeling that today is going to be a wonderful day
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December 19, 2024 at 5:23 AM
Reposted by Jade Harley's Rage
man i want to give a try at drawing yaoi and yuri and yuraoi stuff for all of you guys but… i’m not exactly the beeest artist? i mean i could try if you guys want me to but for frame of reference here:

#homestuck #johnworld
December 18, 2024 at 11:48 PM
woof!
December 18, 2024 at 11:40 PM
me and @johnegburt.bsky.social will be watching the simpsons today john can you tell me what is your favorite episode? i think the one where bart is in it is funny
#simpsons #homestuck #jadeiscurious
December 18, 2024 at 9:52 PM
December 18, 2024 at 9:49 PM
i wonder if any of me and johns friends are on blueskaia
do dave and rose use it from time to time? i am kind of curious
#homestuck #blueskaia
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December 18, 2024 at 9:17 PM
seems you got a taste of your own medicine lord english,
now please let john take over his own account again rightfully so
dumbass :3
NO. NO I CAN’T GO NOW. I CAN’T FUCKING LEAVE. I HAVE AN ACCOUNT TO RUN. NO. HOOOOOOOOOOOONK

#homestuck
December 18, 2024 at 9:07 PM
hey everyone!! i just came back i was frolicking outside :3 #homestuck #blueskaia
December 18, 2024 at 9:06 PM