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“This fresh good milk belongs in a sewer.”
[They/Them]

Blocking isn’t personal. I prefer followers to be people I know.
Ikea my beloved. Finally has shipping to me that isn’t $500. Better than a 10 hour drive and van rental.
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I was in a good bathroom today.
November 10, 2025 at 3:45 AM
The birds have finally found my precariously placed feeder
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November 8, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Handed out candy till it was almost gone and finally got to watch Sinners, so it was a very good Halloween 🎃
November 1, 2025 at 5:29 AM
It’s almost Halloween so please enjoy this list of games that frighten me that apparently do not scare or even slightly unnerve any of my friends:

1) Minecraft (especially the music)
2) BotW (the whole thing, but also equally the music)
October 29, 2025 at 5:27 PM
#Pokemon #Spoilers

I could listen to Jacinthe’s battle theme for 3000 hours. I am sad my team crushed her because she was the only person I enjoyed fighting so far 😩 youtu.be/K8qWML7UyJ4
Pokémon Legends Z-A: SBC Jacinthe Theme (Elite 4)
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October 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I keep eating spicy food and being confused when my tummy hurts.
October 16, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Ushering all the pregnant spiders out of my apartment like the innkeeper turning away Mary and Joseph. There is no room here for your nonsense.
October 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Just thought I’d update everyone: this was a yummy gay treat.
Happy (Boise) Pride, a good weekend 🏳️‍🌈
September 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
My first custom deck that I will take 0 questions or comments on. My girls have been doing work all day.
September 14, 2025 at 10:46 PM
My white blood cells today 5 hours after I consumed the double Flu/Covid juice.
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September 14, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Happy (Boise) Pride, a good weekend 🏳️‍🌈
September 7, 2025 at 11:22 PM
@spookycritter.bsky.social happy birthday!! September birthdays are the best and I am not biased at all 🎃
September 5, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I give my weirdest looks to every person I know who makes up some insane reason why they can’t they/them a canonically NB character instead of just saying “oops my bad”
September 4, 2025 at 4:40 AM
It is time once more
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September 1, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I can’t wait for it to be mountain man season again. I yearn for my plaids.
August 16, 2025 at 3:33 AM
He’s helping me figure out the sprinkler system by groaning quietly every few seconds.
August 6, 2025 at 10:11 PM
My past self was foolish. I am now more powerful than you can ever imagine.
July 23, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I love my friends and cherish you all deeply, but if you reference anything off TikTok I will 100% not know what you are talking about.
July 20, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Going from having 1 bathroom to 2 is going to be a game changer. Too long I have suffered.
July 18, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Treats
June 25, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Hotel toilets (and frankly, most toilets) are too tall and I will absolutely die on this hill.
June 19, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Packing only the essentials for the trip.
June 14, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Fucked around a little with deceasing my T dose “just in case” and immediately feel like I’m 3 demonic planes removed from Earth.
June 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Purchasing only Drano and a cookbook in same order feels like a threat.
June 4, 2025 at 4:39 AM