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hey, i made a terrible comic instead of working #makeaterriblecomicday2025
June 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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it’s the freaking weeking baby!!
June 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Interactive bluesky alert:

[YOUR NAME HERE] when the [YOUR MEDIA HERE] leimotif comes on: 😭
June 1, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Hey Jarvis, respond to that last text with "freaky" in all caps, and add the devil emoji, the tongue emoji, and a few water droplets too
April 19, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Raisins have no right being this good
April 15, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Sometimes all you need in life is a 1989 Toyota Landcruiser and $73 of used gas station scratchers on the floor
April 3, 2025 at 11:53 PM
What do *I* do for fun?

Oh you know the minute I get home my ass is opening up Hubert on my phone to watch all my favorite shows!

Their new HubeAI feature helps me pick my next watch perfectly, like a best friend that stalks my letterboxed

Give it a try FOR FREE, just sign up at hubert(dot)org
April 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
NO! FUCK! I thought of a banger post but forgot it
March 31, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Burgers wit da cheese inside
March 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Double stacked farmer's wrap with a blueberry muffin and black english breakfast tea
March 26, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Collecting air miles at the gas station for my one true love
March 25, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Frostpunk 2 is a good ass game so far. I love how they introduce the mechanics in a small prologue so it won't fuck your run up for mis-placing a few buildings at the start
March 15, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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I imagine this is what gaming with a lobotomy would feel like
March 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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March 12, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Whoever invented windex should've made it a little more viscous, that shit runs off the mirror before I even get a chance to clean
March 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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but if you take either of those approaches - that players derive joy from communicating with the devs through play, whether it's beating their challenges or being led carefully through them - then it really highlights why a lot of gen AI in the game experience is just undesirable
March 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Jarvis, revert that tweet. I've thought of something funnier
March 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Despite everything, you're still him
March 12, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Walking around with a fuckload of keys jangling in your pocket is blue collar aura farming
March 11, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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March 11, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Its a lunch break ego death kinda day at work
February 25, 2025 at 7:23 PM
"They call me Mike Dyson because when it comes to blows there's no loss of suction"
February 23, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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monster hunter monster hunter monster hunter monster hunter monster hunter monster hunter monster hunter monster hunter monster hunter monster hunter monster hunter monster hunter monster hunter monster hunter monster hunter monster hunter monster hunter monster hunter monster hunter monster hunter
February 21, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Train (singer) your ass is so cringe probably. Come to NL and fight me if you disagree
February 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Hoping they come out with more hours in the day so I can sleep enough
February 12, 2025 at 12:57 PM