Gage
@gageonbluesky.bsky.social
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
He/They
Decent music producer
Fuck Elon Musk
“Give me the chips, and I’ll bet them ‘fore the game has begun”
He/They
Decent music producer
Fuck Elon Musk
“Give me the chips, and I’ll bet them ‘fore the game has begun”
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Gage
@gageonbluesky.bsky.social
· Oct 14
Went to subway today and they fully have rimjobs on the menu just straight up
Just caught an episode of gravity falls randomly at my schools food place and I forgot how fucking genius the writing for this show was
November 22, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Just caught an episode of gravity falls randomly at my schools food place and I forgot how fucking genius the writing for this show was
My biggest pet peeve that’s existed with me my entire life is that people don’t know that “and” is the same as a decimal in English
If you were to say seven hundred and forty you’d be saying 700.40 instead of 740
Something so small that drives me fucking crazy
If you were to say seven hundred and forty you’d be saying 700.40 instead of 740
Something so small that drives me fucking crazy
November 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
My biggest pet peeve that’s existed with me my entire life is that people don’t know that “and” is the same as a decimal in English
If you were to say seven hundred and forty you’d be saying 700.40 instead of 740
Something so small that drives me fucking crazy
If you were to say seven hundred and forty you’d be saying 700.40 instead of 740
Something so small that drives me fucking crazy
Only 3 showers until I’m 21
November 20, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Only 3 showers until I’m 21
If there’s a train barreling towards 1 person tied to a train track, and there are 3 people tied to a separate train track, and there’s a lever that you can pull to give you a 50% chance to stop the train, and you stop it, but then build a new train, is that the same train you stopped?
November 15, 2025 at 2:52 AM
If there’s a train barreling towards 1 person tied to a train track, and there are 3 people tied to a separate train track, and there’s a lever that you can pull to give you a 50% chance to stop the train, and you stop it, but then build a new train, is that the same train you stopped?
Can we stop horsing a dead beat
November 14, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Can we stop horsing a dead beat
"Mukuro Ikusaba, the 16th student, lying hidden somewhere in this school. The one they call the Ultimate Despair. Watch out for her."
November 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
"Mukuro Ikusaba, the 16th student, lying hidden somewhere in this school. The one they call the Ultimate Despair. Watch out for her."
Cuckold who just isn’t that into it
November 8, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Cuckold who just isn’t that into it
It’s all “oh haha there’s only one bed” until they hog the fucking covers
November 6, 2025 at 12:40 AM
It’s all “oh haha there’s only one bed” until they hog the fucking covers
You literally only need 1 lol
November 6, 2025 at 12:40 AM
You literally only need 1 lol
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put me in a room with a dead horse and im beating off
November 5, 2025 at 2:02 AM
put me in a room with a dead horse and im beating off
Just pissed on the wall and it rebounded into the sink
November 3, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Just pissed on the wall and it rebounded into the sink
Chipotle gives portion sizes like im gay in Germany in 1944
November 1, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Chipotle gives portion sizes like im gay in Germany in 1944
Listening to an artists old music as an artist is awesome cause you get to say “OH FUCK WAIT THIS SONG USED TO SUCK” and then you feel way better about what you’re currently making sucking
October 30, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Listening to an artists old music as an artist is awesome cause you get to say “OH FUCK WAIT THIS SONG USED TO SUCK” and then you feel way better about what you’re currently making sucking
Accidentally texted my ex “can I hit?” Instead of “can I shit?” 😬
October 30, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Accidentally texted my ex “can I hit?” Instead of “can I shit?” 😬
You think William Afton puts batteries up his ass
October 29, 2025 at 1:55 PM
You think William Afton puts batteries up his ass
Guess it's time to start redownloading dating apps...
October 28, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Guess it's time to start redownloading dating apps...
My friend said he bought a Ferrari why is he pulling into my driveway with a BBW 😭😭😭
October 28, 2025 at 12:24 AM
My friend said he bought a Ferrari why is he pulling into my driveway with a BBW 😭😭😭
Okay I stuck my dick in the microwave now what
October 28, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Okay I stuck my dick in the microwave now what
If you were in a room with Hitler, Matpat, Markiplier and a gun, who do you shoot
October 27, 2025 at 2:06 PM
If you were in a room with Hitler, Matpat, Markiplier and a gun, who do you shoot
im just not good enough
my dom keeps apologising for domming me i cant
October 27, 2025 at 12:53 AM
im just not good enough
Just picked up sissy hypno when does this shit get good
October 22, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Just picked up sissy hypno when does this shit get good
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bitches think im bi the way i be standing
October 22, 2025 at 4:16 AM
bitches think im bi the way i be standing
Seeing my Phoenix go 1 and 7: “stop… for me… okay?”
October 19, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Seeing my Phoenix go 1 and 7: “stop… for me… okay?”