This is why we have risk assessments and safety equipment. To compensate for bad maths.
This is why we have risk assessments and safety equipment. To compensate for bad maths.
I have meaningfully and patiently engaged with the system to no avail.
I have meaningfully and patiently engaged with the system to no avail.
New goal unlocked.
Be the best Cosplay.
New goal unlocked.
Be the best Cosplay.
Do not order the Grinch fries, do not eat the Grinch fries.
*Tries to remove own tongue*
Do not order the Grinch fries, do not eat the Grinch fries.
*Tries to remove own tongue*
'Why did I order magnesium strip? I don't think it was for reactivity series or... Did I just ask for a resource purely to burn it?'
'Why did I order magnesium strip? I don't think it was for reactivity series or... Did I just ask for a resource purely to burn it?'
Me now: 'AI art? Robot, could you fucking not?'
Me now: 'AI art? Robot, could you fucking not?'
Me: 'I have no idea what that is.'
*Googles*
Me: '...'
Learner: '...'
Me: '...'
Learner: '...'
Me: 'Heck yes!'
Me: 'I have no idea what that is.'
*Googles*
Me: '...'
Learner: '...'
Me: '...'
Learner: '...'
Me: 'Heck yes!'
Boss: 'Will that damage our only microwave?'
Me: 'Probably not? I mean I can't guarantee... ok fine I'll do the cheese demonstration.'
Boss: 'Will that damage our only microwave?'
Me: 'Probably not? I mean I can't guarantee... ok fine I'll do the cheese demonstration.'
'Why do the Masters of the Universe risk alienating the monsters? If Prince Adam just threw Sorceress out of Castle Greyskull, Skeletor wouldn't be a threat.'
'Why do the Masters of the Universe risk alienating the monsters? If Prince Adam just threw Sorceress out of Castle Greyskull, Skeletor wouldn't be a threat.'
Me: 'I swear to gods Nebula Rose, if this is another electro-synth-pop-dance album I am going to vomit.'
Me: 'I swear to gods Nebula Rose, if this is another electro-synth-pop-dance album I am going to vomit.'
Me: 'The picture shows it on the front step in the most obvious place. Right next to the milk box, secure parcel box and letterbox. That isn't delivered, that's abandoned. It was obviously going to get stolen.'
Yodel: 'You didn't specify a safe space so...'
Me: 'The picture shows it on the front step in the most obvious place. Right next to the milk box, secure parcel box and letterbox. That isn't delivered, that's abandoned. It was obviously going to get stolen.'
Yodel: 'You didn't specify a safe space so...'
'Ok so I'm going to light the mix and we'll see oxidation in ac...'
*Flash, whoosh, cloud of smoke*
'SHIT, SHIT SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!'
'Ok so I'm going to light the mix and we'll see oxidation in ac...'
*Flash, whoosh, cloud of smoke*
'SHIT, SHIT SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!'
If you couldn't criticise Islam within the boundaries of the Equalities Act before this ruling your criticism was probably massive bigotry and racism masquerade as legitimate concern.
If you couldn't criticise Islam within the boundaries of the Equalities Act before this ruling your criticism was probably massive bigotry and racism masquerade as legitimate concern.
Me: 'Can anyone give an example of waves in everyday li?'
*silence*
Me: 'You all live by the ocean..?'
*Silence*
Me: 'There's a device in the kitchen..?'
*SILENCE*
Me: 'Anyone?'
Learner: 'Light.'
Me: 'Yes, absolutely. Not where I expected to start...'
Me: 'Can anyone give an example of waves in everyday li?'
*silence*
Me: 'You all live by the ocean..?'
*Silence*
Me: 'There's a device in the kitchen..?'
*SILENCE*
Me: 'Anyone?'
Learner: 'Light.'
Me: 'Yes, absolutely. Not where I expected to start...'
Me: 'Ok, wash your hands and brush your teeth.'
Son: 'Beep. I'm out of charge Mommy, you need to do it for me.'
Me: '...'
Me: 'Ok, wash your hands and brush your teeth.'
Son: 'Beep. I'm out of charge Mommy, you need to do it for me.'
Me: '...'
*Punches bowl of custard again*
Student: 'Are you demonstrating Non-Newtonian fluids?'
Me: 'Am I what now?'
*Punches bowl of custard again*
Student: 'Are you demonstrating Non-Newtonian fluids?'
Me: 'Am I what now?'