Gabe "Frances 'Baby' Houseman" Mara
@gabemara.bsky.social
Radio Dog
I wonder what the far-right thinks about Indiana Jones. One of our manliest man action adventure heroes punching Nazis into propeller blades, written and directed by Jewish men.
November 21, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I wonder what the far-right thinks about Indiana Jones. One of our manliest man action adventure heroes punching Nazis into propeller blades, written and directed by Jewish men.
When I am in a pit, I will stay in bed for as long as I'm allowed to, sometimes for days. I get up only to feed and walk the dog, once again proving that my baby boi is more precious to me than life itself.
November 19, 2025 at 5:44 PM
When I am in a pit, I will stay in bed for as long as I'm allowed to, sometimes for days. I get up only to feed and walk the dog, once again proving that my baby boi is more precious to me than life itself.
Reposted by Gabe "Frances 'Baby' Houseman" Mara
@gabemara.bsky.social is a producer here at MaxFun, and works on TV Chef Fantasy League and @sleepwithcelebs.bsky.social. And he has a message for Celia!
If you'd like an overly-specific compliment from MaxFun staff, and help us with our move too, go to maximumfun.org/movingday and nab one for $10!
If you'd like an overly-specific compliment from MaxFun staff, and help us with our move too, go to maximumfun.org/movingday and nab one for $10!
November 12, 2025 at 6:23 PM
@gabemara.bsky.social is a producer here at MaxFun, and works on TV Chef Fantasy League and @sleepwithcelebs.bsky.social. And he has a message for Celia!
If you'd like an overly-specific compliment from MaxFun staff, and help us with our move too, go to maximumfun.org/movingday and nab one for $10!
If you'd like an overly-specific compliment from MaxFun staff, and help us with our move too, go to maximumfun.org/movingday and nab one for $10!
I'm creating a new super hero named Come On Man, but I can't decide if his power should be:
1. Encouraging others to do a thing
2. Reproaching others for a perceived failure
3. A third, vulgar thing
1. Encouraging others to do a thing
2. Reproaching others for a perceived failure
3. A third, vulgar thing
November 8, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I'm creating a new super hero named Come On Man, but I can't decide if his power should be:
1. Encouraging others to do a thing
2. Reproaching others for a perceived failure
3. A third, vulgar thing
1. Encouraging others to do a thing
2. Reproaching others for a perceived failure
3. A third, vulgar thing
Reposted by Gabe "Frances 'Baby' Houseman" Mara
I have never watched an episode of 'Stranger Things' not for any moral or philosophical reason, but because every time I found myself at loose ends there was some other more interesting show to check out
November 7, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I have never watched an episode of 'Stranger Things' not for any moral or philosophical reason, but because every time I found myself at loose ends there was some other more interesting show to check out
I learned all my swag from Stefan Urquelle.
November 6, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I learned all my swag from Stefan Urquelle.
One of the benefits of being the dominant group is that there are no words that can meaningfully act as a slur against you.
I propose that we start using "white guy" as a pejorative for condescending and entitled behavior.
Ex: Todd, stop explaining the Godfather to her. Don't be such a white guy.
I propose that we start using "white guy" as a pejorative for condescending and entitled behavior.
Ex: Todd, stop explaining the Godfather to her. Don't be such a white guy.
October 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
One of the benefits of being the dominant group is that there are no words that can meaningfully act as a slur against you.
I propose that we start using "white guy" as a pejorative for condescending and entitled behavior.
Ex: Todd, stop explaining the Godfather to her. Don't be such a white guy.
I propose that we start using "white guy" as a pejorative for condescending and entitled behavior.
Ex: Todd, stop explaining the Godfather to her. Don't be such a white guy.
I run two separate cozy jazz and rainy ambient Youtube videos because the cozy jazz channels never have enough rain ambience and the rain ambience channels never have enough cozy jazz.
October 24, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I run two separate cozy jazz and rainy ambient Youtube videos because the cozy jazz channels never have enough rain ambience and the rain ambience channels never have enough cozy jazz.
Hollow Knight is bland and boring and about bugs. Blasphemous is riddled with detailed and horrifying images of Spanish Catholicism and is about giant bloody heads n shit.
And Touhou Luna Nights just straight up fucks.
I will now take questions.
And Touhou Luna Nights just straight up fucks.
I will now take questions.
October 9, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Hollow Knight is bland and boring and about bugs. Blasphemous is riddled with detailed and horrifying images of Spanish Catholicism and is about giant bloody heads n shit.
And Touhou Luna Nights just straight up fucks.
I will now take questions.
And Touhou Luna Nights just straight up fucks.
I will now take questions.
I stayed up half the night writing misery-porn porn-porn hentai manga Metamorphosis fanfic about how she turns her life around, gets an office manager job, and raises her sweet daughter with endless love and support because I believe that hope exists everywhere including in groady manga porn
September 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I stayed up half the night writing misery-porn porn-porn hentai manga Metamorphosis fanfic about how she turns her life around, gets an office manager job, and raises her sweet daughter with endless love and support because I believe that hope exists everywhere including in groady manga porn
Wow! Lying in bed in the dark in the thick of a depression while listening to Pink Floyd is almost like being drunk!
Almost!
Almost!
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in the back seat of a car .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in the back seat of a car .
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September 25, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Wow! Lying in bed in the dark in the thick of a depression while listening to Pink Floyd is almost like being drunk!
Almost!
Almost!
I want to buy a Chinese butcher knife to use for cooking and absolutely not for revenge against those who have sinned against my elders.
Luckily for me, it's green onions who sinned against my elders. And their IBS.
Luckily for me, it's green onions who sinned against my elders. And their IBS.
September 25, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I want to buy a Chinese butcher knife to use for cooking and absolutely not for revenge against those who have sinned against my elders.
Luckily for me, it's green onions who sinned against my elders. And their IBS.
Luckily for me, it's green onions who sinned against my elders. And their IBS.
Everyone is asking this question too, right?
Why does Sonic drive a car in Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds?
Is he being condescending like "I'll give you losers a handicap by driving this CAR"?
Or maybe he just likes cars?
Why does Sonic drive a car in Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds?
Is he being condescending like "I'll give you losers a handicap by driving this CAR"?
Or maybe he just likes cars?
September 23, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Everyone is asking this question too, right?
Why does Sonic drive a car in Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds?
Is he being condescending like "I'll give you losers a handicap by driving this CAR"?
Or maybe he just likes cars?
Why does Sonic drive a car in Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds?
Is he being condescending like "I'll give you losers a handicap by driving this CAR"?
Or maybe he just likes cars?
If I ignore the dead plants on my windowsill, they just go away, right?
September 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
If I ignore the dead plants on my windowsill, they just go away, right?
In the animated Street Fighter II movie, you see Chun-Li's boobs. I am extremely conflicted about this. Like you know Mickey Mouse takes off his pants sometimes. You just... never picture it.
September 21, 2025 at 2:54 AM
In the animated Street Fighter II movie, you see Chun-Li's boobs. I am extremely conflicted about this. Like you know Mickey Mouse takes off his pants sometimes. You just... never picture it.
At some point in this book series, I have to stop saying aloud "Shut up, Nesta." I have to. Right? Cause if I don't then either I'm wrong or the world is.
September 7, 2025 at 4:58 PM
At some point in this book series, I have to stop saying aloud "Shut up, Nesta." I have to. Right? Cause if I don't then either I'm wrong or the world is.
Oh fuck, you guys, Gohan doing the Special Beam Cannon still gives me the chills
August 30, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Oh fuck, you guys, Gohan doing the Special Beam Cannon still gives me the chills
I'm not great with a trackpad because my fingers are always slightly moist from eating banana bread
August 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I'm not great with a trackpad because my fingers are always slightly moist from eating banana bread
Ne Zha? More like No Duh!
It was great. See Ne Zha 2 in theaters so they'll be forced to rerelease the first one, please
It was great. See Ne Zha 2 in theaters so they'll be forced to rerelease the first one, please
August 24, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Ne Zha? More like No Duh!
It was great. See Ne Zha 2 in theaters so they'll be forced to rerelease the first one, please
It was great. See Ne Zha 2 in theaters so they'll be forced to rerelease the first one, please
I am listening to Malala's audiobook while playing violent video games for maximum cognitive dissonance
August 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I am listening to Malala's audiobook while playing violent video games for maximum cognitive dissonance
I raise my own blood pressure every day by having imaginary arguments with fictional people who either like or dislike Superman for the wrong reasons
August 20, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I raise my own blood pressure every day by having imaginary arguments with fictional people who either like or dislike Superman for the wrong reasons
The older I get, the more dissatisfied I am with poor writing in video game anime dating sims.
August 12, 2025 at 1:50 AM
The older I get, the more dissatisfied I am with poor writing in video game anime dating sims.
I remember disliking Tinder because it reminded me of picking the rude dialogue options in video games. I feel bad for hurting the feelings of digital beings.
August 4, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I remember disliking Tinder because it reminded me of picking the rude dialogue options in video games. I feel bad for hurting the feelings of digital beings.
Wait, Omega mutant Psi-Lord Powerhouse Franklin Richards has never met The Maker????
August 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Wait, Omega mutant Psi-Lord Powerhouse Franklin Richards has never met The Maker????
My struggle is not attaching "No worries if not" to literally every request I make
July 29, 2025 at 7:09 PM
My struggle is not attaching "No worries if not" to literally every request I make