Gabe!
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Go Cards imo
BlueSky's #1 Ocean's Twelve Fan
BlueSky's #1 Ocean's Twelve Fan
I am uncomfortable with how much Tuesday will influence my happiness for the coming weeks.
November 10, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I am uncomfortable with how much Tuesday will influence my happiness for the coming weeks.
My biased take on Kentucky football is that it would likely be pretty silly for the guys on the top of their eventual coaching list to choose Kentucky for their next job given what's going to be available.
October 29, 2025 at 5:22 PM
My biased take on Kentucky football is that it would likely be pretty silly for the guys on the top of their eventual coaching list to choose Kentucky for their next job given what's going to be available.
My Taylor review is that she has to go away for five years. This reeks "im out of things to say," even her most gossipy songs didn't feel this zeitgeisty.
Go get married, think about having a kid and then come back at 40 and tell us what that's like for you.
Go get married, think about having a kid and then come back at 40 and tell us what that's like for you.
October 3, 2025 at 5:11 PM
My Taylor review is that she has to go away for five years. This reeks "im out of things to say," even her most gossipy songs didn't feel this zeitgeisty.
Go get married, think about having a kid and then come back at 40 and tell us what that's like for you.
Go get married, think about having a kid and then come back at 40 and tell us what that's like for you.
I was already sick and fucking tired of watching Anthony Volpe look like a fucking idiot out there so I'm thankful the Yankees gave me a reason to just shut that the hell off rest of the year.
September 11, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I was already sick and fucking tired of watching Anthony Volpe look like a fucking idiot out there so I'm thankful the Yankees gave me a reason to just shut that the hell off rest of the year.
Thank god he’s DFA’ing Volpe.
👀 INBOX: TOMORROW at 8:00 AM, Zohran Mamdani is going to make a major campaign announcement in the Bronx.
September 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Thank god he’s DFA’ing Volpe.
New Sunday Night Football intro - featuring Carrie Underwood
YouTube video by Curtis88
youtu.be
September 5, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Craig Greenberg got cucked by Donald Trump and Matt Jones in a matter of weeks.
What happened to the city that I love
What happened to the city that I love
August 22, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Craig Greenberg got cucked by Donald Trump and Matt Jones in a matter of weeks.
What happened to the city that I love
What happened to the city that I love
Need to hear Golden in a club. It goes too hard.
August 6, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Need to hear Golden in a club. It goes too hard.
I was mad as hell about the 42 construction and did some reading only to learn the vast conspiracy behind the VA hospital. (It involves an notable UofL backer.)
August 1, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I was mad as hell about the 42 construction and did some reading only to learn the vast conspiracy behind the VA hospital. (It involves an notable UofL backer.)
Brohm and Kelsey at Hoops in the same week.
Cards.
Cards.
July 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Brohm and Kelsey at Hoops in the same week.
Cards.
Cards.
MLS refuses to beat the Ponzi scheme allegations.
Don Garber offers a rare number on Apple streaming: "We're averaging 120,000 unique viewers per match. That's an increase of almost 50% from last year."
Says "distribution" through cable and satellite box subscriptions has helped.
Says "distribution" through cable and satellite box subscriptions has helped.
July 24, 2025 at 1:28 AM
MLS refuses to beat the Ponzi scheme allegations.
Ted Lasso Season 3 was actively terrible and the lamest person you know is excited for S4.
July 21, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Ted Lasso Season 3 was actively terrible and the lamest person you know is excited for S4.
Time for another Gabe thought that I don't feel like answering for on Twitter.
I watched Chucky Hepburn drop 37 points on Jaland Lowe. He's a traffic cone. If Kentucky is sincerely relying on him to be one of their best players they are absolutely boned.
I watched Chucky Hepburn drop 37 points on Jaland Lowe. He's a traffic cone. If Kentucky is sincerely relying on him to be one of their best players they are absolutely boned.
July 17, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Time for another Gabe thought that I don't feel like answering for on Twitter.
I watched Chucky Hepburn drop 37 points on Jaland Lowe. He's a traffic cone. If Kentucky is sincerely relying on him to be one of their best players they are absolutely boned.
I watched Chucky Hepburn drop 37 points on Jaland Lowe. He's a traffic cone. If Kentucky is sincerely relying on him to be one of their best players they are absolutely boned.
A dastardly affair being uncovered at a Coldplay show has to be the most interesting thing that band has done in 10 years.
July 17, 2025 at 12:53 PM
A dastardly affair being uncovered at a Coldplay show has to be the most interesting thing that band has done in 10 years.
Really great chance to see Racing against the top team in the league.
They’re having their best season yet and have some real momentum coming out of the midseason break.
They’re having their best season yet and have some real momentum coming out of the midseason break.
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From 𝙉𝙊𝙒 until tomorrow at 10 a.m., tickets for Down the Stretch Night on August 1 are just $5.02!
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July 16, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Really great chance to see Racing against the top team in the league.
They’re having their best season yet and have some real momentum coming out of the midseason break.
They’re having their best season yet and have some real momentum coming out of the midseason break.
*Scott Satterfield emerges to boos*
"Y'all don't smell what the Satt is cookin??"
*pummeled with tomatoes*
"Y'all don't smell what the Satt is cookin??"
*pummeled with tomatoes*
July 9, 2025 at 1:36 PM
*Scott Satterfield emerges to boos*
"Y'all don't smell what the Satt is cookin??"
*pummeled with tomatoes*
"Y'all don't smell what the Satt is cookin??"
*pummeled with tomatoes*
Rest in piss bozo
July 9, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Rest in piss bozo
It is incredibly dumb but they should just come out and say "This is gonna hurt the Cats" and there would be a Jan 6th of just Kentucky people to get it overturned.
University of Kentucky President Eli Capilouto says the GOP's tax and spending bill will impact "every facet of our institution."
GOP megabill means a 'significant shift' for UK, university says
University of Kentucky President Eli Capilouto says the GOP's tax and spending bill will impact "every facet of our institution."
www.wuky.org
July 7, 2025 at 7:24 PM
It is incredibly dumb but they should just come out and say "This is gonna hurt the Cats" and there would be a Jan 6th of just Kentucky people to get it overturned.
At a cloudy Florida pool bar and I shit you not Urban Meyer walked up.
July 4, 2025 at 7:53 PM
At a cloudy Florida pool bar and I shit you not Urban Meyer walked up.
Praying I get to see Mikel Brown Jr light it up for the Cards before ICE deports me for being the child of immigrants 🙏🙏🙏
July 2, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Praying I get to see Mikel Brown Jr light it up for the Cards before ICE deports me for being the child of immigrants 🙏🙏🙏
This is incredible content but I can't help but chuckle at this Broad City episode turning into inspirational content.
On Friday night, we walked the length of Manhattan, from Inwood Hill to Battery Park.
New Yorkers deserve a Mayor they can see, hear, even yell at. The city is in the streets.
New Yorkers deserve a Mayor they can see, hear, even yell at. The city is in the streets.
June 23, 2025 at 5:40 PM
This is incredible content but I can't help but chuckle at this Broad City episode turning into inspirational content.
Here's another thought I don't feel like answering for on Twitter so I'll post here:
My read on this Jurich thing is that UofL pretty much had nothing to do with it until the end. It was a bringing together of strange bedfellows:
Greenberg who is beggin for cheap wins
and the Bring Tom Back goons
My read on this Jurich thing is that UofL pretty much had nothing to do with it until the end. It was a bringing together of strange bedfellows:
Greenberg who is beggin for cheap wins
and the Bring Tom Back goons
June 17, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Here's another thought I don't feel like answering for on Twitter so I'll post here:
My read on this Jurich thing is that UofL pretty much had nothing to do with it until the end. It was a bringing together of strange bedfellows:
Greenberg who is beggin for cheap wins
and the Bring Tom Back goons
My read on this Jurich thing is that UofL pretty much had nothing to do with it until the end. It was a bringing together of strange bedfellows:
Greenberg who is beggin for cheap wins
and the Bring Tom Back goons
He’s sincerely got the second best fit of the bunch.
when you send the measurements in metric and they cut the suit in inches
June 17, 2025 at 1:43 AM
He’s sincerely got the second best fit of the bunch.
Posting here just because I don’t feel like dealing with it on twitter but I’m tired of sitting on this.
Weinberg is good as hell at his job
BUT
He’s become too self aware and almost relishes his power too much. Bro reminds me of TV Teddy now.
Weinberg is good as hell at his job
BUT
He’s become too self aware and almost relishes his power too much. Bro reminds me of TV Teddy now.
June 6, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Posting here just because I don’t feel like dealing with it on twitter but I’m tired of sitting on this.
Weinberg is good as hell at his job
BUT
He’s become too self aware and almost relishes his power too much. Bro reminds me of TV Teddy now.
Weinberg is good as hell at his job
BUT
He’s become too self aware and almost relishes his power too much. Bro reminds me of TV Teddy now.
Imagining the Mad Men episode about this pitch
Harry Crane dabbing tears from his eyes
client: what about the horny police
Pete Campbell: Sir my family has summered with the commissioner of the horny police since I was a child. hes a second father to me it won't be an issue
Harry Crane dabbing tears from his eyes
client: what about the horny police
Pete Campbell: Sir my family has summered with the commissioner of the horny police since I was a child. hes a second father to me it won't be an issue
Sydney Sweeney is releasing a men’s soap called Bathwater Bliss with Dr. Squatch
5,000 bars of soap are infused with her own bathwater
5,000 bars of soap are infused with her own bathwater
May 29, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Imagining the Mad Men episode about this pitch
Harry Crane dabbing tears from his eyes
client: what about the horny police
Pete Campbell: Sir my family has summered with the commissioner of the horny police since I was a child. hes a second father to me it won't be an issue
Harry Crane dabbing tears from his eyes
client: what about the horny police
Pete Campbell: Sir my family has summered with the commissioner of the horny police since I was a child. hes a second father to me it won't be an issue