Yr'oue

I understand why bugs are small on the practicality side of things but how could they allow themselves to be small in a philosophical sense to

If you lose you are not winning and that's just a fact

I know people are tired of hearing this but it needs to be said
you shouldn't glue things to your eyeballs

It can be assumed that the color blue is in fact not real
name one thing that is blue I'll wait

Never follow someone offering you earwax for 4.99 they always take you to the graveyard and charge you 7.99 for entering their domain

people never believe me when I tell them I invented squares

If someone tells you they have a magic bean that will solve all of your problems buy it and then shove it down their throat.
people don't want you to know this but once you buy a bean you can do whatever you want with it.

People should eat less rot