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2024 is over. It's no longer the year of going fast and eating ass. Now we're going slow and doing blow

Billionaires are ruining the internet by intentionally flooding social media with bots. Zuckerberg and Musk are the dumbest men I've never met

Also tbh tip your delivery drivers better

There's a man named Fabian Keys that orders $20 worth of pizza every single day. Fabian... I think you have a problem...

Scrotum humanum? More like Dickandball Rex

I'm hiding from your email

@jbeehi.bsky.social Bluesky? More like... twitter but better haha. I'm sorry I just want to get my first post over with.

To cringe is to conquer your past

I genuinely just think it's old Republicans scaring themselves by looking out the windows