Greg
@g11arp.bsky.social
Just another human trying to ignore the noise. Father, husband, lifelong Gooner, Pistons fan. Yorkshire, UK. Pretty much all about The Arsenal.
Not ruling Newcastle out tomorrow. Can you imagine Haaland's sulky face?!
February 3, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Not ruling Newcastle out tomorrow. Can you imagine Haaland's sulky face?!
Rosenior, hands in pockets, looks wistfully into the distance, as Merson loses his shit and Cucurella dives at his feet.
February 3, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Rosenior, hands in pockets, looks wistfully into the distance, as Merson loses his shit and Cucurella dives at his feet.
Chelsea fan Merson is way too disappointed for his own good.
February 3, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Chelsea fan Merson is way too disappointed for his own good.
Ahem.
Obviously going to be Havertz with a break-away winner. Whenever you're ready, Kai.
February 3, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Ahem.
One nillllll... to The Arsenal! Nerves somewhat shredded but we've done it! Cup Final here we come!
February 3, 2026 at 9:57 PM
One nillllll... to The Arsenal! Nerves somewhat shredded but we've done it! Cup Final here we come!
Obviously going to be Havertz with a break-away winner. Whenever you're ready, Kai.
February 3, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Obviously going to be Havertz with a break-away winner. Whenever you're ready, Kai.
Left leg 100% raised to foul should have been a penalty. Not natural movement.
February 3, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Left leg 100% raised to foul should have been a penalty. Not natural movement.
Ok, time to stop giving them hope. We've had our fun. Just score a goal and put them out of their misery.
February 3, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Ok, time to stop giving them hope. We've had our fun. Just score a goal and put them out of their misery.
If this goes in Neville will explode.
February 3, 2026 at 9:39 PM
If this goes in Neville will explode.
100% thought Martinelli was going to roll Gusto off the pitch then!
February 3, 2026 at 9:19 PM
100% thought Martinelli was going to roll Gusto off the pitch then!
Arsenal score a chuffin goal so Gary feckin Neville shuts the chuff up.
February 3, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Arsenal score a chuffin goal so Gary feckin Neville shuts the chuff up.
Neville: "Arsenal have got to start playing."
*checks score*
*laughs*
Idiot.
*checks score*
*laughs*
Idiot.
February 3, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Neville: "Arsenal have got to start playing."
*checks score*
*laughs*
Idiot.
*checks score*
*laughs*
Idiot.
Second half prediction:
1. Arsenal score early.
2. Arsenal score again.
3. Neville comes up with a new stat having a go at Gyökeres.
4. Faux genius Rosenior tries something 'different'.
5. Arsenal win.
6. Neville says Arsenal won't win anything playing like this.
1. Arsenal score early.
2. Arsenal score again.
3. Neville comes up with a new stat having a go at Gyökeres.
4. Faux genius Rosenior tries something 'different'.
5. Arsenal win.
6. Neville says Arsenal won't win anything playing like this.
February 3, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Second half prediction:
1. Arsenal score early.
2. Arsenal score again.
3. Neville comes up with a new stat having a go at Gyökeres.
4. Faux genius Rosenior tries something 'different'.
5. Arsenal win.
6. Neville says Arsenal won't win anything playing like this.
1. Arsenal score early.
2. Arsenal score again.
3. Neville comes up with a new stat having a go at Gyökeres.
4. Faux genius Rosenior tries something 'different'.
5. Arsenal win.
6. Neville says Arsenal won't win anything playing like this.
Yes Gary, "looking solid" will get them to Wembley.
February 3, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Yes Gary, "looking solid" will get them to Wembley.
Commentators have to have something to talk about but it takes a special kind of idiot to find so many negatives about this Arsenal side.
February 3, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Commentators have to have something to talk about but it takes a special kind of idiot to find so many negatives about this Arsenal side.
Neville and his stats laughing at Gyökeres barely having a touch. We're winning the tie and pressing well in this game and it's no surprise Chelsea are packing their defence - if we score first it's game over.
February 3, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Neville and his stats laughing at Gyökeres barely having a touch. We're winning the tie and pressing well in this game and it's no surprise Chelsea are packing their defence - if we score first it's game over.
Rosenior with his "confuse 'em by leaving 3 up" is 100% "if I do something different and try and look cool they'll all think I'm a genius even though I'm just a lost little boy".
February 3, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Rosenior with his "confuse 'em by leaving 3 up" is 100% "if I do something different and try and look cool they'll all think I'm a genius even though I'm just a lost little boy".
As ever, need a quick goal or three to enjoy the game. Rain adds to potential jeopardy. They score first and it will be a very different game. Cucurella and his dramatic swan dives are a sight to behold, eh?
February 3, 2026 at 8:16 PM
As ever, need a quick goal or three to enjoy the game. Rain adds to potential jeopardy. They score first and it will be a very different game. Cucurella and his dramatic swan dives are a sight to behold, eh?