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Me getting called “Mitch Tucker Carlson” all morning lmao well…
December 31, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Me getting called “Mitch Tucker Carlson” all morning lmao well…
Looping back to this to confirm this is an ongoing thing, probably going to be the theme of 2026. Reporting this while currently hungover af from this fuckass drink!
p much all I’ve done this year is drink spicy margs on a roof
December 29, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Looping back to this to confirm this is an ongoing thing, probably going to be the theme of 2026. Reporting this while currently hungover af from this fuckass drink!
I was minding my own business last night drinking margs and my friend turned to me with evidence stating “you only date guys that look like you” and I’ve never been so shocked tbh
December 29, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I was minding my own business last night drinking margs and my friend turned to me with evidence stating “you only date guys that look like you” and I’ve never been so shocked tbh
not to double down on jesus but should I get a japanese jesus tattoo? see reference(s) plz
December 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM
not to double down on jesus but should I get a japanese jesus tattoo? see reference(s) plz
If u got IG stories with 29 reels on it you bet ur muted
December 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
If u got IG stories with 29 reels on it you bet ur muted
On that note, fuck Sia
December 24, 2025 at 4:26 AM
On that note, fuck Sia
Here’s the gym/jesus tattoo update
December 24, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Here’s the gym/jesus tattoo update
My phone now also corrects “lmao” to “kms” so I guess im being silenced 🙂↕️
Went to text someone who said hey, I typed “hey” but my phone autocorrected to “kms” ?????
December 22, 2025 at 9:22 PM
My phone now also corrects “lmao” to “kms” so I guess im being silenced 🙂↕️
bye bye beard, I have moustache now
December 21, 2025 at 11:13 PM
bye bye beard, I have moustache now
When I say I cranked it to this man multiple times per day as a teenager…
December 20, 2025 at 11:54 PM
When I say I cranked it to this man multiple times per day as a teenager…
Alas, the new chest tattoo
December 20, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Alas, the new chest tattoo
I dont wanna see no fckn vapes, smoke cigarettes like an adult
December 20, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I dont wanna see no fckn vapes, smoke cigarettes like an adult
Shaved my chest for a tattoo…I hate this
December 19, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Shaved my chest for a tattoo…I hate this
What my phone doin down there
December 18, 2025 at 7:34 AM
What my phone doin down there
erika kirk really do be givin' bev keane from midnight mass these days
December 18, 2025 at 3:15 AM
erika kirk really do be givin' bev keane from midnight mass these days
the ONE day I need to think or w/e, I have a migraine
god aint real
god aint real
December 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM
the ONE day I need to think or w/e, I have a migraine
god aint real
god aint real
how you gonna argue against me with GOUT
December 17, 2025 at 2:46 AM
how you gonna argue against me with GOUT
wow republicans were my bottoms this whole time huh
December 14, 2025 at 5:13 PM
wow republicans were my bottoms this whole time huh
forgot how dangerous it is for me to have flights of margs
December 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
forgot how dangerous it is for me to have flights of margs
nothin gets this boy harder than hittin’ quota
December 14, 2025 at 3:59 AM
nothin gets this boy harder than hittin’ quota
My towel fell during this photo
December 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
My towel fell during this photo
Went to text someone who said hey, I typed “hey” but my phone autocorrected to “kms” ?????
December 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Went to text someone who said hey, I typed “hey” but my phone autocorrected to “kms” ?????