@fuzzus.bsky.social
Nothin' like a little cornhole after a wedding!
November 24, 2024 at 4:04 AM
Nothin' like a little cornhole after a wedding!
Hehehehehehehehehehehehe.......balls.
November 24, 2024 at 2:57 AM
Hehehehehehehehehehehehe.......balls.
Jacket's a little too big, pants are way too big, shirt is a bit rumply...one of these days I'll take my appearance more seriously. 😝
I feel like a kid in his dad's jacket. I wish I was home playing Stardew on my Switch instead of going to a wedding. Gonna try to have a nice time, though!
I feel like a kid in his dad's jacket. I wish I was home playing Stardew on my Switch instead of going to a wedding. Gonna try to have a nice time, though!
November 24, 2024 at 12:14 AM
Jacket's a little too big, pants are way too big, shirt is a bit rumply...one of these days I'll take my appearance more seriously. 😝
I feel like a kid in his dad's jacket. I wish I was home playing Stardew on my Switch instead of going to a wedding. Gonna try to have a nice time, though!
I feel like a kid in his dad's jacket. I wish I was home playing Stardew on my Switch instead of going to a wedding. Gonna try to have a nice time, though!
Soon as my sister walked in, before even saying hi: "the cats have been peeing. I smelled it as soon as I walked in. That's gonna be tough when we need to sell." This trip is off to a great start.
November 20, 2024 at 10:19 PM
Soon as my sister walked in, before even saying hi: "the cats have been peeing. I smelled it as soon as I walked in. That's gonna be tough when we need to sell." This trip is off to a great start.
A lady came in with her old cat in a blanket, and that cat gave me the meanest, dirtiest stinkeye I ever did see. His hatred of me was palpable.
I love that cat and would die for him.
I love that cat and would die for him.
November 20, 2024 at 1:22 AM
A lady came in with her old cat in a blanket, and that cat gave me the meanest, dirtiest stinkeye I ever did see. His hatred of me was palpable.
I love that cat and would die for him.
I love that cat and would die for him.
OLDER LADY AT FRONT COUNTER: "I love your red glasses!"
ME: "Thank you! I get compared to Sally Jesse Raphael a lot."
HER (sotto voce): "That was my first thought, but I didn't want to say it!"
ME: "Thank you! I get compared to Sally Jesse Raphael a lot."
HER (sotto voce): "That was my first thought, but I didn't want to say it!"
November 19, 2024 at 11:37 PM
OLDER LADY AT FRONT COUNTER: "I love your red glasses!"
ME: "Thank you! I get compared to Sally Jesse Raphael a lot."
HER (sotto voce): "That was my first thought, but I didn't want to say it!"
ME: "Thank you! I get compared to Sally Jesse Raphael a lot."
HER (sotto voce): "That was my first thought, but I didn't want to say it!"
Dementia is your mom asking you over and over for your name, but knows who you are because your shoulder hurt her so bad when you were coming out. 😳🙄
October 16, 2024 at 5:38 PM
Dementia is your mom asking you over and over for your name, but knows who you are because your shoulder hurt her so bad when you were coming out. 😳🙄
HOW CAN ONE CHIHUAHUA HOLD SO MUCH PEE
October 16, 2024 at 1:29 AM
HOW CAN ONE CHIHUAHUA HOLD SO MUCH PEE
DELIVERY DRIVER: "Be there soon!"
Dude. I can pretty much see your precise location, in real time, from the magic pocket screen that talks to space. I am a child of the 80s, this shit is straight-up magic, and we use it to track our pizza. You do not need to text me; I am already watching enrapt.
Dude. I can pretty much see your precise location, in real time, from the magic pocket screen that talks to space. I am a child of the 80s, this shit is straight-up magic, and we use it to track our pizza. You do not need to text me; I am already watching enrapt.
October 13, 2024 at 2:58 AM
DELIVERY DRIVER: "Be there soon!"
Dude. I can pretty much see your precise location, in real time, from the magic pocket screen that talks to space. I am a child of the 80s, this shit is straight-up magic, and we use it to track our pizza. You do not need to text me; I am already watching enrapt.
Dude. I can pretty much see your precise location, in real time, from the magic pocket screen that talks to space. I am a child of the 80s, this shit is straight-up magic, and we use it to track our pizza. You do not need to text me; I am already watching enrapt.
Kitten thoughts: "zzzzz....KILLkillkillkillkillkillkillkillKILLKILLKILLzzzzzz..." (repeat ad infinitum)
October 11, 2024 at 8:27 PM
Kitten thoughts: "zzzzz....KILLkillkillkillkillkillkillkillKILLKILLKILLzzzzzz..." (repeat ad infinitum)
Started playing FF6 on the Switch yesterday for the first time in 20+ years. Holds up wonderfully! Tears at the opera house scene. But also, the game is way, WAY campier than I remember it being -- or rather, I remember the things happening, but didn't have a developed idea of "campy" when I was 14!
October 10, 2024 at 6:42 PM
Started playing FF6 on the Switch yesterday for the first time in 20+ years. Holds up wonderfully! Tears at the opera house scene. But also, the game is way, WAY campier than I remember it being -- or rather, I remember the things happening, but didn't have a developed idea of "campy" when I was 14!
Floridians fleeing Milton -- need shelter? I have a couple bedrooms' worth in the suburbs of New Orleans. If you're looking for a place to go, please let me know!
October 7, 2024 at 11:59 PM
Floridians fleeing Milton -- need shelter? I have a couple bedrooms' worth in the suburbs of New Orleans. If you're looking for a place to go, please let me know!
After 24 years of terrorizing Europe, Muslim Iberia, and North Africa, my Irish gallowsbait adventurer Cecilia decided to seduce the Holy Roman Emperor and leverage that relationship into being granted land to go legit. ONE SHABOINK and that dbag gave me syphilis, then dumped me. #CK3 #RoadsToPower
October 7, 2024 at 10:23 PM
After 24 years of terrorizing Europe, Muslim Iberia, and North Africa, my Irish gallowsbait adventurer Cecilia decided to seduce the Holy Roman Emperor and leverage that relationship into being granted land to go legit. ONE SHABOINK and that dbag gave me syphilis, then dumped me. #CK3 #RoadsToPower
*scoops Monster, my cat, up like a baby*
ME: "You are baby!"
*boops my nose against hers*
*she stares up past the top of my head*
MONSTER: *fart* *fart*
ME: "Really?"
MONSTER: *gazes deeply into my eyes, connecting us as two improbable blips in a vast universe* *fart*
ME: "Fine." *lets her down*
ME: "You are baby!"
*boops my nose against hers*
*she stares up past the top of my head*
MONSTER: *fart* *fart*
ME: "Really?"
MONSTER: *gazes deeply into my eyes, connecting us as two improbable blips in a vast universe* *fart*
ME: "Fine." *lets her down*
October 6, 2024 at 5:03 AM
*scoops Monster, my cat, up like a baby*
ME: "You are baby!"
*boops my nose against hers*
*she stares up past the top of my head*
MONSTER: *fart* *fart*
ME: "Really?"
MONSTER: *gazes deeply into my eyes, connecting us as two improbable blips in a vast universe* *fart*
ME: "Fine." *lets her down*
ME: "You are baby!"
*boops my nose against hers*
*she stares up past the top of my head*
MONSTER: *fart* *fart*
ME: "Really?"
MONSTER: *gazes deeply into my eyes, connecting us as two improbable blips in a vast universe* *fart*
ME: "Fine." *lets her down*
All of these plus Paradox Studios (that I know of) -- why are the Swedes so awesome at game development?
October 5, 2024 at 5:21 PM
All of these plus Paradox Studios (that I know of) -- why are the Swedes so awesome at game development?
I want more coffee but I had three cups already but I WANT MORE COFFEE
October 5, 2024 at 4:51 PM
I want more coffee but I had three cups already but I WANT MORE COFFEE
So there's a Campbell's Soup commercial that uses "Thank You For Being A Friend" as its jingle, and I get so angry every time. It should be illegal to play that song unless it is IMMEDIATELY followed by a Golden Girls episode. Stupid soup.
October 4, 2024 at 11:45 PM
So there's a Campbell's Soup commercial that uses "Thank You For Being A Friend" as its jingle, and I get so angry every time. It should be illegal to play that song unless it is IMMEDIATELY followed by a Golden Girls episode. Stupid soup.
Checking in a patient...
ME: "Is he neutered?"
CLIENT: "Oh yeah."
*walking client to room, notices big ol' danglin' balls on the patient*
ME (calling back to techs): "I think dad might be fibbing about being up to date on vaccinations..."
ME: "Is he neutered?"
CLIENT: "Oh yeah."
*walking client to room, notices big ol' danglin' balls on the patient*
ME (calling back to techs): "I think dad might be fibbing about being up to date on vaccinations..."
September 28, 2024 at 5:02 PM
Checking in a patient...
ME: "Is he neutered?"
CLIENT: "Oh yeah."
*walking client to room, notices big ol' danglin' balls on the patient*
ME (calling back to techs): "I think dad might be fibbing about being up to date on vaccinations..."
ME: "Is he neutered?"
CLIENT: "Oh yeah."
*walking client to room, notices big ol' danglin' balls on the patient*
ME (calling back to techs): "I think dad might be fibbing about being up to date on vaccinations..."
Changed my flat tire AND the batteries of my Ring doorbell this morning. I am all that is man.
September 28, 2024 at 2:37 PM
Changed my flat tire AND the batteries of my Ring doorbell this morning. I am all that is man.
FINE: You have a song stuck in your head, and the urge to sing it.
LESS FINE: You work in a vet hospital, where people are going to be stressed and worried about their pets.
UH OH: The song is "Youth Culture Killed My Dog" by They Might Be Giants.
LESS FINE: You work in a vet hospital, where people are going to be stressed and worried about their pets.
UH OH: The song is "Youth Culture Killed My Dog" by They Might Be Giants.
September 27, 2024 at 4:19 PM
FINE: You have a song stuck in your head, and the urge to sing it.
LESS FINE: You work in a vet hospital, where people are going to be stressed and worried about their pets.
UH OH: The song is "Youth Culture Killed My Dog" by They Might Be Giants.
LESS FINE: You work in a vet hospital, where people are going to be stressed and worried about their pets.
UH OH: The song is "Youth Culture Killed My Dog" by They Might Be Giants.
Oh, and of course the cat tax: the void is Monster, my sweet, people-loving old (9-10 years?) lady. The creamsicle boy is Purrcy, my 2 year-old, insane, foot-attacking, one-brain-celled cinnamon roll. He also runs to hide whenever any other humans show up.
September 27, 2024 at 4:52 AM
Oh, and of course the cat tax: the void is Monster, my sweet, people-loving old (9-10 years?) lady. The creamsicle boy is Purrcy, my 2 year-old, insane, foot-attacking, one-brain-celled cinnamon roll. He also runs to hide whenever any other humans show up.
Reposted
Helene’s Cat 4 landfall gives the U.S. a record eight Cat 4 or Cat 5 Atlantic hurricane landfalls in the past eight years (2017-2024), seven of them being continental U.S. landfalls. That’s as many Cat 4 and 5 landfalls as occurred in the prior 57 years.
September 27, 2024 at 3:34 AM
Helene’s Cat 4 landfall gives the U.S. a record eight Cat 4 or Cat 5 Atlantic hurricane landfalls in the past eight years (2017-2024), seven of them being continental U.S. landfalls. That’s as many Cat 4 and 5 landfalls as occurred in the prior 57 years.
Where I'm at currently:
-Started new/old job 9 days ago. Happy and enjoying it thus far.
-Playing Stardew Valley and FF4. Needed some good vibes and nostalgia.
-Reading: stalled on Shadows of Self, Wax & Wayne 2 by Brandon Sanderson.
-Last good show: Hazbin Hotel S1.
-Started new/old job 9 days ago. Happy and enjoying it thus far.
-Playing Stardew Valley and FF4. Needed some good vibes and nostalgia.
-Reading: stalled on Shadows of Self, Wax & Wayne 2 by Brandon Sanderson.
-Last good show: Hazbin Hotel S1.
September 27, 2024 at 4:06 AM
Where I'm at currently:
-Started new/old job 9 days ago. Happy and enjoying it thus far.
-Playing Stardew Valley and FF4. Needed some good vibes and nostalgia.
-Reading: stalled on Shadows of Self, Wax & Wayne 2 by Brandon Sanderson.
-Last good show: Hazbin Hotel S1.
-Started new/old job 9 days ago. Happy and enjoying it thus far.
-Playing Stardew Valley and FF4. Needed some good vibes and nostalgia.
-Reading: stalled on Shadows of Self, Wax & Wayne 2 by Brandon Sanderson.
-Last good show: Hazbin Hotel S1.