wish i hands more energy to shave more than my face. itd be nice to have energy for anything tbh. ADHD sux teehee

my boyfriend snores SO loudly. hes so cool and lame and beautiful. i love him

play In Stars and Time. lane out ✌️

craftbeer is a stupid hobby and its very snooty and gross but unfortunately its tasty and fascinating to me so i must bear the cross of being The Beer Guy within my friend group (which consist of my coworkers at a craft beer bar. im that much of a That Guy unfortunately)

tht last skeet (?) was a bit of a non sequitur but like. thats how it is on this bitch of a sky i guess :(

i am back. flying in the blue skies. i reread my other posts and realized i am destined to post. its my calling

so head?

going to a pumpkin patch tomorrow (Vala's for you Nebraska furs). if any furs happen to be going as well, i'll be there in the later afternoon-evening!
#fursuit #furry #nebraska

this is my son he eats charger cables

NO MORE SIMPING we bully and dislike our significant others like men *retching as i say this*

my bf is the dweebiest guy in the worl 💚 biggest dork ever haha haha sucker

love is sharing music with someone who does not get it. and i mean it in a positive way. my bf doesnt really care for hoziers music but i thiiiink he gets the meaning behind what im sharing. he follows me so he can correct me lol but anyways💚💚💚💚💚

playing hozier for my boyfriend cuz im super cool (he listens to edm) kissing him so much so much so much

its like i hit the "e" key for the first time in minecraft in here

you will probably not be reading horny stuff from me im not rlly like that. ill be posting lil jokies from my brainies and you will be reading them. yes i do have a tumblr why do u ask

time to getting yucky with it (sleeping way too warm and getting hot and sweaty) musk enjoyers do interact

yknow, i told meself id never get another social media app after the bird app hit the metaphorical window and here we are. In The Fucking Blue Sky do i have to censor myself here oh god

if you need the most obnoxious server/waitress jokes ever im your cat. god i literally tell every table "as the kids say, hydrate or die-drate". its one of my best qualities besides my wiggles

one could say im airborn now. im in the blue sky. ohoho