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cardan
@fuyao.bsky.social
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i drive my best when i need to piss
January 29, 2026 at 3:26 PM
i drive my best when i need to piss
told my coworker i think a guy is cute and today he told me “so people think i’m gay now because i didn’t want to out you but i found out he’s single”
January 28, 2026 at 1:30 PM
told my coworker i think a guy is cute and today he told me “so people think i’m gay now because i didn’t want to out you but i found out he’s single”
if heaven is real i imagine it to feel like kaz and i making apple bunnies in my kitchen on a summer day
January 27, 2026 at 10:49 PM
if heaven is real i imagine it to feel like kaz and i making apple bunnies in my kitchen on a summer day
you guys have no idea how many doctors are actually fucking stupid be safe out there
January 23, 2026 at 8:48 PM
you guys have no idea how many doctors are actually fucking stupid be safe out there
you guys know i’m not named after the book character right? it’s important to me that you know that.
January 21, 2026 at 6:14 PM
you guys know i’m not named after the book character right? it’s important to me that you know that.
do not use c. ai!!! i will sext with you as your favourite character FOR FREE and i won’t consume any water while doing so
January 19, 2026 at 4:33 PM
do not use c. ai!!! i will sext with you as your favourite character FOR FREE and i won’t consume any water while doing so
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if i knew my partner had cardan as a coworker i’d microchip him and add a secret camera with a mic
January 19, 2026 at 3:05 PM
if i knew my partner had cardan as a coworker i’d microchip him and add a secret camera with a mic
do you ever feel such intense feelings for someone you genuinely feel like you need to claw your heart out of your chest
January 19, 2026 at 1:30 PM
do you ever feel such intense feelings for someone you genuinely feel like you need to claw your heart out of your chest
asked my patient if he smokes and he screamed “I DO DRUGS” and all i had to say was “cool what kind”
January 19, 2026 at 10:06 AM
asked my patient if he smokes and he screamed “I DO DRUGS” and all i had to say was “cool what kind”
sometimes you see a video or read a fanfic that has a kink you were never into before, and it opens your eyes.
January 18, 2026 at 12:26 PM
sometimes you see a video or read a fanfic that has a kink you were never into before, and it opens your eyes.
some of you will go “controversial opinion 🤓☝🏻” followed by the stupidest fucking take i’ve ever seen like “i think pedophiles should be in jail” like YEAH DUH!!! DUHHHHHHH!!!!
January 16, 2026 at 10:45 AM
some of you will go “controversial opinion 🤓☝🏻” followed by the stupidest fucking take i’ve ever seen like “i think pedophiles should be in jail” like YEAH DUH!!! DUHHHHHHH!!!!
NEVER ask me the price of anything, i do not know, i do not check. i do not believe in price tags, that’s for poor people.
January 16, 2026 at 9:41 AM
NEVER ask me the price of anything, i do not know, i do not check. i do not believe in price tags, that’s for poor people.
it’s 21:30 time to sleep
January 14, 2026 at 7:37 PM
it’s 21:30 time to sleep
got a new car scent for my baby
January 14, 2026 at 5:43 PM
got a new car scent for my baby
if using your phone while driving was a crime i’d be screwed
January 14, 2026 at 12:24 PM
if using your phone while driving was a crime i’d be screwed
here’s another picture of kaz and my cat
January 13, 2026 at 9:34 PM
here’s another picture of kaz and my cat
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“don’t trust ppl u meet on the internet !!!” anyway so here’s me in cardans living room with his cat
January 13, 2026 at 9:24 PM
“don’t trust ppl u meet on the internet !!!” anyway so here’s me in cardans living room with his cat
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cardan must have a new hyperfixation or smth cus all he’s been saying recently is “nomnomnom”
January 13, 2026 at 9:05 PM
cardan must have a new hyperfixation or smth cus all he’s been saying recently is “nomnomnom”
time for sardines nomnomnomnom
January 13, 2026 at 8:45 PM
time for sardines nomnomnomnom
not even going to attempt to buy tickets for the bts concert i know i’m not winning against “jungkook’s wife⁷ borahae💜”
January 13, 2026 at 7:51 PM
not even going to attempt to buy tickets for the bts concert i know i’m not winning against “jungkook’s wife⁷ borahae💜”
not pulling for columbina to make sure i don’t fit in
January 12, 2026 at 7:32 PM
not pulling for columbina to make sure i don’t fit in