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Futz Putter
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I'm just some old man with too little to do and way too much time to do it in.

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Futz Putter @futzputter.bsky.social · Sep 16
I'm a semi-retired professional infomercial audience member. And the holder of 3 world-title records in the "left-handed" category competition of the Global Tier Fidget Organization.
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Which is most important, success or effort? I believe it is radial tires.
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September 26, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Once I caught myself falling. But, since I was quite angry with myself, I made no attempt to reach out and catch myself before I hit the ground.
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September 18, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Sentient avocadoes. Don't say you haven't been warned.
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September 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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It takes a big dog to weigh a ton but only during months with thirty-one days.
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September 17, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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If a polar bear on a drifting iceberg travels north for three days could zebras still play the xylophone?
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September 17, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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If once is not enough and three times is too many then two is something the average person only wears on Thursdays.
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September 16, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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I'm a semi-retired professional infomercial audience member. And the holder of 3 world-title records in the "left-handed" category competition of the Global Tier Fidget Organization.
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September 16, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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If you have never experienced the delight of a cheap store brand frozen pizza prepared in a microwave then how can you even call yourself a fun natured anteater?
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September 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM