Furious Masticator
@furiousmasticator.bsky.social
Why are you here?
I can never get the hang of daylight savings... woke up feeling like I fell back into the 1930s
November 2, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I can never get the hang of daylight savings... woke up feeling like I fell back into the 1930s
Without me, this salad bar would not have a sneeze guard.
such ingratitude.
such ingratitude.
June 6, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Without me, this salad bar would not have a sneeze guard.
such ingratitude.
such ingratitude.
The people working on automation, humanoid robots and artificial intelligence wants to bring manufacturing back to America so you can have jobs.... #MakesSense #USA #Jobs #AI #Robots 🤖
April 8, 2025 at 8:48 AM
The people working on automation, humanoid robots and artificial intelligence wants to bring manufacturing back to America so you can have jobs.... #MakesSense #USA #Jobs #AI #Robots 🤖
You brought the Circus, so we'll bring the Carney 🇨🇦💪
March 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
You brought the Circus, so we'll bring the Carney 🇨🇦💪
Happy π day to those who are blind to the superior τ
March 14, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Happy π day to those who are blind to the superior τ
Me a canadian in my secret tunnel to the US to not pay $60 for an avocado
#40k #Tariff #TradeWar #Meme #SecretTunnel #INeedMyAvocados
#40k #Tariff #TradeWar #Meme #SecretTunnel #INeedMyAvocados
February 2, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Me a canadian in my secret tunnel to the US to not pay $60 for an avocado
#40k #Tariff #TradeWar #Meme #SecretTunnel #INeedMyAvocados
#40k #Tariff #TradeWar #Meme #SecretTunnel #INeedMyAvocados
This trade war is getting crazy. Doncic to LA for Davis!? Wild stuff
Why, what else is happening in the world of trade?
#NBA #Trade #TradeWar #WtfIsATariff
Why, what else is happening in the world of trade?
#NBA #Trade #TradeWar #WtfIsATariff
February 2, 2025 at 6:58 AM
This trade war is getting crazy. Doncic to LA for Davis!? Wild stuff
Why, what else is happening in the world of trade?
#NBA #Trade #TradeWar #WtfIsATariff
Why, what else is happening in the world of trade?
#NBA #Trade #TradeWar #WtfIsATariff
Maybe not every notable event needs to be looked at under a political lens?!
Maybe we can have a civil discourse without knee-jerk finger pointing.
No? Ok fuck me then
#Cooked #Fucked #NotTheGoodKind
Maybe we can have a civil discourse without knee-jerk finger pointing.
No? Ok fuck me then
#Cooked #Fucked #NotTheGoodKind
January 31, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Maybe not every notable event needs to be looked at under a political lens?!
Maybe we can have a civil discourse without knee-jerk finger pointing.
No? Ok fuck me then
#Cooked #Fucked #NotTheGoodKind
Maybe we can have a civil discourse without knee-jerk finger pointing.
No? Ok fuck me then
#Cooked #Fucked #NotTheGoodKind
Jokes on you, my intelligence was always artifical
January 28, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Jokes on you, my intelligence was always artifical
January 21, 2025 at 7:29 AM
The day before being sworn in as the next president, Trump spent it sandwiched between the village people miming jerking off two dicks in the air....wtf
#Trump #Closeted #DoubleFisting
#Trump #Closeted #DoubleFisting
January 20, 2025 at 7:13 AM
The day before being sworn in as the next president, Trump spent it sandwiched between the village people miming jerking off two dicks in the air....wtf
#Trump #Closeted #DoubleFisting
#Trump #Closeted #DoubleFisting
Whoever came up with the word "pandemonium" got it all wrong. I've never seen a panda flustered, let alone emonium
January 18, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Whoever came up with the word "pandemonium" got it all wrong. I've never seen a panda flustered, let alone emonium
The latest estimates of the LA wildfire damages are in the 100s of billions. However, the true cost of the disaster may never be known because there are no Waffle Houses in California
#LA #Wildfire #California
#LA #Wildfire #California
January 11, 2025 at 2:51 AM
The latest estimates of the LA wildfire damages are in the 100s of billions. However, the true cost of the disaster may never be known because there are no Waffle Houses in California
#LA #Wildfire #California
#LA #Wildfire #California
My #1 takeaway from watching the Nvidia keynote...I need a black leather jacket.
I'm not intelligent enough to understand AI
#MissedThePoint #Nvidia #AI #JacketLookedCool
I'm not intelligent enough to understand AI
#MissedThePoint #Nvidia #AI #JacketLookedCool
January 7, 2025 at 4:27 AM
My #1 takeaway from watching the Nvidia keynote...I need a black leather jacket.
I'm not intelligent enough to understand AI
#MissedThePoint #Nvidia #AI #JacketLookedCool
I'm not intelligent enough to understand AI
#MissedThePoint #Nvidia #AI #JacketLookedCool
Did #Nvidia just show a robot walking next to a guy in a wheelchair. That's just cruel
#UncalledFor #AI
#UncalledFor #AI
January 7, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Did #Nvidia just show a robot walking next to a guy in a wheelchair. That's just cruel
#UncalledFor #AI
#UncalledFor #AI
Why do people dickride Elon when Jensen Huang is right there?
Do better people
Do better people
January 7, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Why do people dickride Elon when Jensen Huang is right there?
Do better people
Do better people
A fortnight is such an awkward measurement of time. Instead, I purpose we normalize the usage of the SI unit of a megasecond (Ms), which is 11.5 days.
Instead of saying, "See you in a fortnight." we can say, "See you in 1.21 megaseconds."
#Science #SI #Precision #Base10 #TheMegaMakesItCool
Instead of saying, "See you in a fortnight." we can say, "See you in 1.21 megaseconds."
#Science #SI #Precision #Base10 #TheMegaMakesItCool
January 4, 2025 at 9:18 AM
A fortnight is such an awkward measurement of time. Instead, I purpose we normalize the usage of the SI unit of a megasecond (Ms), which is 11.5 days.
Instead of saying, "See you in a fortnight." we can say, "See you in 1.21 megaseconds."
#Science #SI #Precision #Base10 #TheMegaMakesItCool
Instead of saying, "See you in a fortnight." we can say, "See you in 1.21 megaseconds."
#Science #SI #Precision #Base10 #TheMegaMakesItCool
We need to make microwaves that can have metal in them.
Me: Don't put metal in the microwave because it can spark
What my 6 year old hears: Don't put metal in the microwave cus cool shit happens
#Science #Sparks #Fire #ItWasKindaCool
Me: Don't put metal in the microwave because it can spark
What my 6 year old hears: Don't put metal in the microwave cus cool shit happens
#Science #Sparks #Fire #ItWasKindaCool
December 30, 2024 at 5:05 AM
We need to make microwaves that can have metal in them.
Me: Don't put metal in the microwave because it can spark
What my 6 year old hears: Don't put metal in the microwave cus cool shit happens
#Science #Sparks #Fire #ItWasKindaCool
Me: Don't put metal in the microwave because it can spark
What my 6 year old hears: Don't put metal in the microwave cus cool shit happens
#Science #Sparks #Fire #ItWasKindaCool
There's a lot of dude thirst posts in my discover feed...the #Bluesky recommendation algorithm is either really bad or really good. I'm straight....I think
#IMeanItsKindaHot
#IMeanItsKindaHot
December 29, 2024 at 7:01 AM
There's a lot of dude thirst posts in my discover feed...the #Bluesky recommendation algorithm is either really bad or really good. I'm straight....I think
#IMeanItsKindaHot
#IMeanItsKindaHot
December 28, 2024 at 7:26 AM
"What is this, some kind of Squid Game!"
Gi-hun as he holds a gun to In-ho over the cliff which Jun-ho was shot at
#SquidGame #Prediction #Netflix #CallingIt
Gi-hun as he holds a gun to In-ho over the cliff which Jun-ho was shot at
#SquidGame #Prediction #Netflix #CallingIt
December 27, 2024 at 8:25 AM
"What is this, some kind of Squid Game!"
Gi-hun as he holds a gun to In-ho over the cliff which Jun-ho was shot at
#SquidGame #Prediction #Netflix #CallingIt
Gi-hun as he holds a gun to In-ho over the cliff which Jun-ho was shot at
#SquidGame #Prediction #Netflix #CallingIt
@netflix.com Merry Squid Game eve 🐙
December 25, 2024 at 6:03 PM
@netflix.com Merry Squid Game eve 🐙